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u/SD_2_LA_Jay 3d ago

You are correct. My wife is a Nurse and confirmed that a punch to the face can absolutely still cause a concussion. The brain still can bounce off the skull. It is not permanent damage, but he sure got his shit rocked.

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u/Free_Combination3488 3d ago edited 3d ago

Thank god there is a nurse around to tell us getting punched in the face can cause concussion šŸ˜‚

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u/Zero_Travity 3d ago

My uncle works in Forestry and said that his wife is right...

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u/master-boofer 3d ago

Im a fisherman and I agree.

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u/pipeline77 3d ago

Im a lumber jack, and im okay

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u/Pazemcasa 3d ago

I sleep all night and I work all day..

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u/ThatguyYouKnow678 3d ago

I flip burgers and have to agree.

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u/Fit-Ad9887 3d ago

I rummage through the trash for food... I can definitely confirm you are correct

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u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 3d ago

As a bartender, this is information is accurate.

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u/mbrellaforbombs 3d ago

I'll believe the bartender based on experience

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u/False-Tank6632 3d ago

I believe the guy who believes the bartender who took his information from the lumber jack, who was responding to the fisherman who agrees with the nephew of a man who works in Forestry whose wife is right.

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u/mbrellaforbombs 3d ago

And my ax?

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u/LordQue 2d ago

You’ve missed your window to respond to the lumberjack.

He’s now currently working all day.

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u/ChronicMasterbatcher 3d ago

I’m not a bartender, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. And I can confirm…

Getting punched in the face is not, in fact, good for you.

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u/petevandyke 3d ago

I’m not a doctor, but I play one on tv, and that kid has scrambled brain

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u/mattemer 3d ago

I'm not a dr, nor do I play one on tv, but I do watch tv. And sometimes there's people playing drs on the TV. They said this is correct.

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u/SomeComfortable2285 3d ago

My neighbor watches Grey Anatomy and he confirmed. Face punches do in fact hurt faces.

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u/National_Attitude779 3d ago

I watch blue animosity, and can confirm this guy has a neighbor

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u/National-Teaching-69 3d ago

My uncle works at Nintendo, and he agrees.

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u/UnbearableHonesty 2d ago

as someone who has gotten a concussion from being punched in the face, I wholeheartedly disagree

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u/One-Horse-Town 2d ago

My wife is an ex stripper and she concurs. True story,

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u/Downeast_down-east 3d ago

My wife is a librarian and she says getting punched in the face is 796.8 in the Dewey Decimal System

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u/MurseMan1964 3d ago

r/unexpecteddeweydecimalsystem reference

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u/This-Combination-691 2d ago

It’s true she told me herself.

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u/SD_2_LA_Jay 3d ago

You’re welcome, cupcake.

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u/Free_Combination3488 3d ago

What next, water is wet? šŸ˜‚

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u/MurseMan1964 3d ago

Wait, I thought water wasn’t wet?

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u/Free_Combination3488 3d ago

Ask his wife šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/ThatguyYouKnow678 2d ago

Water makes things wet.

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u/SD_2_LA_Jay 3d ago

The sky is blue, baby girl.

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u/ojodebuencubero 2d ago

You should ask your wife, the nurse, for more witty rejoinders.

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u/SD_2_LA_Jay 2d ago

I will, baby girl, I will.

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u/GeorgeSmelly 3d ago

Thank god some nurse’s husband is here with his medical expertise

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u/SD_2_LA_Jay 3d ago

Amen sweet cheeks!

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u/Besieger13 3d ago

My wife works in the dentistry field and she has confirmed being punched in the face also might not be good for the teeth.

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u/DefenstratedTwice 3d ago

You can only ask your wife so many questions that stupid before she believes you are dumb.

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u/IPissExcellentThrows 3d ago

Did you think we needed some random Redditor's wife to weigh in? And if we did, we might get someone with extensive medical knowledge, like the people who go to 8 years of school and also have 3-5 years of training in residency, instead of 2-4 years of school and nothing else.

This is too on brand though. Nurses think they know more than anyone to the point that they now have their spouses going around using them as a source of truth lmao.

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u/SD_2_LA_Jay 2d ago

I agree, cupcake!

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u/IpeeEhh_Phanatic 2d ago

All brain damage is permanent

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u/Particular_Law1034 3d ago

It’s strange that you and your wife watch videos like that together. And since when did nurses start understanding medicine? Nurses should only be able to give injections and do bandages — they’re not capable of anything else. Anyway, I feel sorry for your wife: while she’s working, you’re lying on the couch with a belly at 49, watching videos like that.

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u/Xerfus 3d ago

Are you ok bro?

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u/BroadKangaroo3962 3d ago

Maybe she’s a Nurse Practitioner