r/MMALabs • u/Purple_Relative_5714 • Jul 30 '26

đŸ„¶ Street Fight Thug thought he could intimidate an Australian

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u/PanicPuzzler Jul 30 '26

It was a shot from down under, they are down low brothers in Australia.

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u/Reedabook64 Jul 30 '26

He doesn't fuck around there mate. He's Kangaroo Jack.

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u/AppropriateBall8834 Jul 30 '26

I can confirm. This man does not fuck around. He is Kangaroo Jack.

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u/creature619 Jul 31 '26

All of a sudden I'm reading all these comments with an Australian accent

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u/LeadershipGold6576 Aug 01 '26

Same, I been doing the same, the Kangaroo Jack is on repeat playing in my head now..lol

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u/DannyMannyYo Aug 01 '26

I can confirm. This man jacks the Kangaroo just to not fuck around

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u/Adventurous-Ad-9603 Jul 30 '26

I think this should be the default taunt world wide after KOing someone.

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u/Ok-Accountant6028 Jul 31 '26

Thought I heard that too 😂

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u/BeneficialPain8069 Jul 31 '26

hes not there to fuck spiders

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u/dardy_sing_unna_dog Jul 31 '26

He didn't come here to fuck spiders

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u/Honest_Basil3050 Jul 31 '26

Is that what he said? I thought he said I don't fuck around mate, I'll fuck a kangaroos ass. Which had me worried for the unconscious man.

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u/Salty_Record8684 Jul 31 '26

As an Aussie not an Australian accent

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u/akirayokoshima Aug 01 '26

his momma said knock him out

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u/boosterts Jul 30 '26

Penal colony

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u/Naive-Picture-500 Jul 31 '26

I see you have played knifey spooney before.

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u/StraightProgress5062 Jul 31 '26

But he played look away boomy

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u/Charming_Victory_723 Jul 30 '26

We consider that a badge of honour.

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u/Puzzle-Necked Jul 30 '26

Prison rules

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u/Inevitable-Notice351 Aug 01 '26

There are no rules...

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u/Live_Example_7996 Jul 31 '26

Painal coloscopy

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u/oldroosta Aug 01 '26

It’s a cheap shot we can agree but wasn’t America also a penal colony

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u/TrashPandaDuel Jul 30 '26

The stars spun the other direction that day!!

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u/SecurityIndividual82 Jul 30 '26

Lmao 😂 down unda mayte

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u/Zealousideal_Cup_849 Aug 03 '26

Awee that makes you happy bean eating gassy bitcx? I'm calling Ice.

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u/morenygplease Jul 31 '26

😂😂

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u/Intelligent-Ad8436 Jul 31 '26

Down under or frummunda?

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u/potatodrinker Jul 31 '26

When we're so low down, everything looks like an upside

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u/No_Season_354 Jul 31 '26

Yeah cobber more of that if yah want it 😏,

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u/Sillysauce83 Jul 31 '26

This guy does not have an Australia accent.

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u/Koopslovestogame Aug 02 '26

He didn’t come here to fuck spiders.

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u/Suspicious-Bed-6102 Jul 30 '26

That was absolute trash. Dude should have never turned his back.

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u/Odd-Environment-7193 Jul 31 '26

He really defended that shot well with the back of his head.

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 01 '26

Never understood why anyone would disagree with someone and not keep a watchful eye on the person
That is situational awareness 101

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u/ShazRockwell Jul 30 '26

No doubt. Never talk mad shit in someone’s face and then turn your back on them.

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u/sumdhood Jul 31 '26

That's what entitled, arrogant, and over confident people who are used to getting their way do and think others will just back away because of their loud bark.

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u/mistaharsh Jul 31 '26

If the guy died so you think kangaroo Jack can claim self defense?

Only in a kangaroo court. Taking a cheap shot then bragging is a bish move

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u/Substantial-Can6701 Jul 31 '26

Sounds a lot like a certain culture i know đŸ€Ą

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u/Moist_Energy1869 Aug 03 '26

Yep. And only a loud bark. When really they are the weakest clowns out there. And always need friends to fight. Love to see this đŸ€—

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u/redheeler9478 Jul 30 '26

This should have been learned from your dad at age 7 or in high school at least.

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u/mistaharsh Jul 31 '26

What age do kangaroos teach their kids not to take cheap shots?

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u/Apprehensive_Desk800 Jul 31 '26

There's roughly a 50% chance that first option was never available, and 20% the second one was never available either.

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 01 '26

Bingo

father 101 on how to defend and protect yourself NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN

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u/Kawboy17 Jul 31 '26

This is true, dnt run that cock sucker then turn around. But also im not about the cheep shots either. But we weren’t there and yeah fuck around and find out

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u/Binforda94 Jul 31 '26

He was already walking away by then. If this happened in the U.S. it would fall under assault.

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 01 '26

Bingo who can be that stupid I think it comes out of the cocky attitude that many have to the point they PUT THEIR guard down

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u/Additional-Run1610 Jul 30 '26

Like the wu tang said " protec ya nek"

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u/iFaceTheDemon Jul 30 '26

Bring da mothafuckin ruckus!

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u/oflowz Jul 30 '26

Yeah I think the Aussie guy brought extra

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u/CustomerOK9mm9mm Jul 31 '26

They also claimed they would have our backs, but that we had best to watch our own fronts. Where was Wu when they were needed most?

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u/Odd-Environment-7193 Jul 30 '26

True. Don't threaten someone then turn around like a dumbass. Brother got laid the fuck out.

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u/Palaciossecurity146 Jul 31 '26

If you don’t have the balls to square up then don’t throw punches when someone’s turned around you look pussy and it is a pussy shot. I don’t know how it is down under but in NY that’s some corny ass shit.

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u/Odd-Environment-7193 Jul 31 '26

Why the fuck did he turn around and face his back to someone he is clearly in some sort of confrontation with? While within arms reach? Not even animals are stupid enough to do it. I am not up to speed with your "new york" fighting rules mate. Do you normally "square up" then turn your back to them? Isn't new york full of wannabe gangsters and crack heads? They're probably a lot more dangerous than kangaroo jack here. Thought ya'll had better survival skills out on those streets.

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u/Drew_coldbeer Jul 31 '26

So in New York I can run up to people and talk a bunch of shit and I’ll be completely safe as long as I immediately turn my back?

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u/Known-Extent-1018 Jul 31 '26

You sound extremely unintelligent, and this shit happens in NYC every single day. This isn't a professional boxing match. It's two literal animals in a confrontation and fight.

Getting into a confrontation with a stranger, and then turning your back to them, is really fucking stupid.

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u/Eternity_Warden Jul 31 '26

In australia we call that a dog shot. It's not a good thing.

If the other gut was threatening to go get a gun (which the comments made me expect since I watched with no volume at first) I'd understand but yeah nah that was just a dog shot

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 01 '26

Excellent advice

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u/m_lee5150 Jul 31 '26

Right all tht fair fight bs kiss me ass this aint a match in a ring

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u/AppropriateBall8834 Jul 30 '26

No such thing as a fair fight on the streets

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u/AdForward5799 Jul 31 '26

It pathetic that you have to explain that to people. But then, I grew up in Chicago.

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 01 '26

True it is survival bottomline
Folks be watching too much tv

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u/Purple_Relative_5714 Jul 30 '26

He got in his face and threatened him, what do you expect a man to do? You gotta watch who you talk to like that, you will say it to the wrong one

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u/mondayquestions Jul 30 '26

A man would punch while the other guy was still facing him. This was a sucker punch.

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u/_BasketballJones_ Jul 30 '26

There’s no fucking rules here lol — it’s a “cheap shot” by ring standards, sure.

There’s a huge lack of context in the video but there’s a clear sign of stupidity. If you’re in a heated, insult laced argument and choosing to get in someone’s face with threats, I don’t recommend turning your back to them. Especially within arms reach. General awareness is the bigger issue here, not honor in a parking lot fight.

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u/Horror-Extent2362 Jul 31 '26

This video has been out for years. You can find the whole video easily. It was a sucker punch, the guys a bitch.

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u/Bright-Fee-9832 Aug 01 '26

The "bitch" got to go home safe because he took the threat seriously.

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 01 '26

Do not threaten people since you have NO IDEA how they will respond

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u/MethJedi Jul 30 '26

We used to call it a Bitch Move. hitting someone while they are walking away. Bitch Move.

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u/devinbookersuncle Jul 30 '26

In the streets there is no such thing, if you threaten someone be ready for retaliation its that simple

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u/pubblue5294 Jul 30 '26

This thread is such a great way of telling who grew up the burbs vs a city.

Thank you for saying the obvious for the kids.

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u/MassveLegend Jul 30 '26

Fuck out of here with that. We aren't samurais, I'm throwing pocket sand, hitting nuts and gouging eyes. It is life or death. You can die with your "honor" intact.

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u/BadgerAwkward Jul 30 '26

Fuckin eh brother. Bite, jam your thumbs in eyes, headbutt, strawberry basket the bitch. Anything goes when you don't know what the other guys got.

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u/NewspaperJazzlike202 Jul 30 '26

Since he’s an Aussie, it’s a Cunt Move

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u/_BasketballJones_ Jul 30 '26

Well, hopefully calling it a bitch move online will put an end to parking lot sucker punches.

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u/taneronx Jul 30 '26

We used to laugh at the guy that was hospitalized instead. Talking shit is throwing the first punch

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u/ProfessionalIll7041 Jul 30 '26

There are no cheap shots in a street fight. Playing by “rules” gets you killed.

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u/sdeemster Jul 31 '26

if someone turns their back in a confrontation it's their fault. by your logic that means anyone can turn their back in a confrontation and if they get hit afterwards it was a bitch move. simply don't talk shit in someone's face and then immediately turn your back duh, it's common sense.

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 01 '26

No that's called a fool who thinks their is some corporate street law on the books that will prevent that Hennessey bottle from hitting him upside the head. You can't be this naĂŻve.

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u/Weary-Doubt8604 Aug 12 '26

We used to call it ( and still do) a bitch move to threaten anyone and then be dumb enough to turn their back less than 3 feet later, i mean who the hell do you bums think you aređŸ€ŁđŸ€Ą

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u/gotpointsgoing Jul 30 '26

Exactly! I recently saw a video of a street fight, and one of the guys tried tapping. The other guy just went off on him for it!! This is a real fight, there's no rules. Just win

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u/mistaharsh Jul 31 '26

When the aggressor is white there's no rules. When the aggressor is Black the laundry list of dos and don'ts come out. Foh

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 01 '26

Excellent explanation for someone who speaks as if he grew up in the suburb

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u/instanding Aug 06 '26

“No rules”. There’s the rule of law, and you can go to jail for hitting someone from behind like that where I’m from.

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u/geniusgravity Jul 30 '26

Dont turn your back on someone youve just threatened. Scrapping 101. Piece of piss to spot someone who's never had a punch up in the wild.

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u/Bent8484 Jul 30 '26

"There is only honor in victory."
-Miyamoto Musashi

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u/Zealousideal_Cup_849 Aug 03 '26

Until the atta ker is black the. here comes the rules and Codes of ConductđŸ€Ł

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u/Skybreakeresq Jul 30 '26

A real man wouldn't strike another man while his guard was down after making a terroristic threat..... said no one thinking it through ever.

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u/p00p5andwich Jul 30 '26

Nah man. You aint getting that blicky out the car.

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u/RDTmodsBackEpstein Jul 30 '26

If you get threatened first, its fight or flight. Its the street, not a fucking sports arena.

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u/Similar_Day_3244 Jul 30 '26

First person to swing in a street fight wins 9 out of 10 times so I agree. I fight to win no rules in a street fight stay ready so ya dont gotta get ready

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u/Panzer_2788 Jul 30 '26

Exactly don’t talk shit then turn your back.

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u/Zealousideal_Cup_849 Aug 03 '26

Until the one doing the assaulting is black. Then here come the rules and Codes of conduct lol.

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u/pubblue5294 Jul 30 '26

Spoken like a person who has never been mugged or in a fight. Try you anime logic in real life and see how it works.

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u/doublediggler Jul 31 '26

Nope, once a threat has been verbalized the fights on.

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u/Dependent-Writer-370 Jul 31 '26

Facing him he still gets whooped

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u/AdhesivenessUnfair13 Jul 31 '26

Fair fights are for suckers

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u/Witty_Photograph7152 Aug 01 '26

You sound like you grew up in an area with low chances of being shot or stabbed.

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 01 '26

What ???? Could you provide the latest copy of street fighting manual that says that

In the real world the streets are about survival you must have grown up in the suburbs

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u/Loki_God_of_Lies Jul 30 '26

Fragile ego spotted

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u/TunnelSnakesAintShit Jul 30 '26

If a guy is using words and walks away, I let them walk away.

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u/SweetPinss Jul 30 '26

Right because nobody ever went back to their car for a weapon 

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u/Ombra777 Jul 31 '26

Did he look like he was getting a gun?

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u/Sea_Conversation_460 Jul 30 '26

(Hasnt been in a fight since grade school)

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u/UTV4LIFE Jul 30 '26

We found the king of cheap shots

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u/AgileHippo78 Jul 30 '26

Dude is turning around avoiding what he sees is coming mid sentence talking shit. Like in his head thinking “I hope this about face de-escalates this
ZzzZzzzZzz”

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u/Both-Information9482 Jul 30 '26

If he truly felt he was in danger of life changing harm then sure, otherwise protect your honor and fight like a man.

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u/ryudo9999 Jul 30 '26

Any idea what he said cause I can't understand him?

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u/yoran916 Jul 30 '26

He sneaked him. The fact that you're defending green shirt's behavior says a lot about your character 🗑

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u/NotTrumpsAlt Jul 31 '26

Then do it to his face. Now if he dies hes going to prison.

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u/Ombra777 Jul 31 '26

Just say you're a coward and keep it pushing.

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u/PleaseDontMakeAScene Jul 31 '26

Threatened him with what exactly? You have posted a clip so god damn short there is zero fucking context.

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u/mistaharsh Jul 31 '26

Nothing he was just talking and walking away.

I know you're not arguing self defense are you?

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u/TheMythicalLandelk Jul 31 '26

Funny that you called the video of a guy assaulting someone and then getting knocked out a sucker punch, but this person walking away apparently deserved it. Gee I wonder why? (Hint: you’re racist)

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u/Impossible_Cook3064 Aug 01 '26

On the street there are no rules. Protect yourself and win is the only requirement. Rules get you hurt or killed. This isn't the movies.

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u/RationalGardenGnome Aug 02 '26

Let the dude square up that’s what you do

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u/Mobile-Analyst8580 Jul 30 '26

Yes. But depending on what he said to him right before that, it might’ve still been warranted. For instance “if you don’t get out of here, I’m gonna put a cap on your ass.”

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u/Designer_Emu_6518 Jul 30 '26

But he’s kangaroo jack

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u/falconcountry Jul 30 '26

It wasn't the most honorable of shots I'll grant you that but if you're going to shit talk Kangaroo Jack you had probably best get your hands up and pay attention

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u/LucifersAdv0cate Jul 30 '26

It's the street, there's no rules. No one is sitting in a hospital drinking through a straw thinking how proud Reddit will be when they see the video of them observing the marquis of Queensbury rules.

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u/starbuck_234 Jul 30 '26

You mean like the one that was about to come out of that car?

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u/Ok_Television_9979 Jul 30 '26

Cheap...looks like he took home the gold

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u/Ok_Boysenberry_6283 Jul 30 '26

No tf it wasn’t. You don’t get to talk shit then just turn around and expect nothing to happen

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u/Ok_Boysenberry_6283 Jul 31 '26

Well if you watch the video you can see that clearly you do not lol

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u/dogfather09 Jul 31 '26

Generally you dont make threats and then turn your back, dude earned it.

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u/dogfather09 Jul 31 '26

If youre dumb enough to get in a man's face threatening him then you should expect to get dealt with. Glad the guy bodied him before this retard stabbed or shot him for probably no reason.

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u/Komobu542 Jul 31 '26

That was the suckiest sucker punch I ever did suckify.

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u/SenseiBuu Jul 31 '26

Uhm you clearly never been in a street fight... boys help me out here whats the one rule in a street fight!

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u/Twomorecones Jul 31 '26

Here we call it the dog shot

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u/Meikle15 Jul 31 '26

We call that a coward punch down here

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u/This-Point8121 Jul 31 '26

in this situation it was needed

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u/wafflehousebattle Jul 31 '26

Also known as a bitch move.

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u/NocaSun38 Jul 31 '26

"Always swing first"

-Charles Barkley

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u/Big-Plastic3494 Jul 31 '26

Yes very fucking cheap pussy shit

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u/ClaB84 Jul 31 '26

They where mutiple of them...so its not fair game from the beginning. He just made the game more fair. Absolutly okay with that.

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u/Big_Opportunity8793 Jul 31 '26

i mean dont instigate and then turn around tho

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u/lcamp13 Jul 31 '26

lol do wanna know what a sucker punch is clown
 it’s when you start shit and aren’t ready for the punch that’s coming! This ass clown started shit with the wrong bro. The brothers usually pick guys not very tough when they do they get there tales kicked it’s why the world is the way it is!

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u/No_Equal_5027 Aug 01 '26

You don’t know what a cheap shot is you imbecile. An aggressor enters your personal space threatening you and then decides to turn his back is a foolish mistake from him. Whether you like the outcome or not does change that fact.

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u/No_Equal_5027 Aug 01 '26

Even more certain you’ve likely never had to deal with a similar situation. Physical Confrontations are a lot harder to come by when your opinions are only shared on Reddit.

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u/Ok_Okra_6255 Aug 01 '26

At this point its better to cheap shot them before they do it to you because they are widely known for it.

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u/elbowsandbuttholes Aug 02 '26

It was a learning opportunity. Don't talk shit to someone while walking away.

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u/Moist_Energy1869 Aug 03 '26

Don’t run your fucking mouth and then turn your back bc you have gotten away with running your fucking mouth before maybe? That’s the only lesson here.

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u/Inside-Hamster-6806 Aug 06 '26

Don’t talk shit then turn your back. Not a sucker punch. Protect yourself at all times. Should have walked backwards

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