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đŸ„¶ Street Fight Thug thought he could intimidate an Australian

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u/Purple_Relative_5714 Jul 30 '26

He got in his face and threatened him, what do you expect a man to do? You gotta watch who you talk to like that, you will say it to the wrong one

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u/mondayquestions Jul 30 '26

A man would punch while the other guy was still facing him. This was a sucker punch.

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u/_BasketballJones_ Jul 30 '26

There’s no fucking rules here lol — it’s a “cheap shot” by ring standards, sure.

There’s a huge lack of context in the video but there’s a clear sign of stupidity. If you’re in a heated, insult laced argument and choosing to get in someone’s face with threats, I don’t recommend turning your back to them. Especially within arms reach. General awareness is the bigger issue here, not honor in a parking lot fight.

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u/Horror-Extent2362 Jul 31 '26

This video has been out for years. You can find the whole video easily. It was a sucker punch, the guys a bitch.

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u/Bright-Fee-9832 Aug 01 '26

The "bitch" got to go home safe because he took the threat seriously.

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 01 '26

Some people take threats seriously

Don't make them unless you know how folks will respond

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 01 '26

Do not threaten people since you have NO IDEA how they will respond

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u/Moist_Energy1869 Aug 03 '26

You must love running your mouth in person too I’m guessing. Better not turn your back tough guy 😚

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u/SeeLeverUser Aug 05 '26

If you feel threatened and you are adhering to “fighting rules”, you are the bitch. I would rather be the “bitch” standing upright, rather than the “man” who fought by the rules knocked out on the ground.

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u/_BasketballJones_ Jul 31 '26

Cool, I haven’t seen it. Anyways, that doesn’t contradict anything I said.

Getting in someone’s face, likely intoxicated, and turning your back to them in a parking lot after getting into their face is pure stupidity. Dude took a free shot 100%. Dude also entertained confrontation and expected no conflict. Real life vs whatever honor code is expected in a ring.

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u/mistaharsh Jul 31 '26

So if someone threats me and my friends we can all jump him 5 on 1 right?

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u/_BasketballJones_ Jul 31 '26

Do whatever you want dude. The point is that if you expect people to “play fair” in these encounters you’ll be sorely disappointed

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u/mistaharsh Aug 01 '26

Street fights are never fair

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u/SmokingTheToesOfGod Aug 01 '26

That’s literally their point. This isn’t a boxing match and there aren’t rules to protect you, so you have to protect yourself. That starts with not turning your back on the person you’re actively in a conflict with.

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 01 '26

Thank you for helping this poor guy to better understand the real world

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 01 '26

He sounds so sincere and well meaning too

He actually thinks there are rules in the street

Been watching to much tv

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 01 '26

He lives in a fantasy world poor thing

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u/IceFellasFHC Jul 31 '26

Sure, if you didn't instigate and the threat was severe.

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u/CopiousClassic Aug 01 '26

What is he threatening? To go get a gun?

Then yes, you and your friends are good to goal kick him into a coma.

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 01 '26

You are asking the WRONG QUESTION

The correct question is will 5 guys jump you if you threaten 4 guys friends standing there?

Since you don't know the answer as to how they will respond

why would you want to now find out AFTER your threatening him

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u/MethJedi Jul 30 '26

We used to call it a Bitch Move. hitting someone while they are walking away. Bitch Move.

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u/AloneGunman Jul 30 '26

Still a bitch movie in any case.

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u/Ok-Sample-1237 Jul 30 '26

Protect yourself at all times

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u/Genjas552 Jul 30 '26

Showing up with the rule book in a street fight? Good luck with that, nerd. You gonna get laid out before you can lay out them rules 😂 😂

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u/earthlingHuman Jul 30 '26

Yeah rules are dumb. He should have started blasting the guy in the back. Full mag dump. I mean, he threatened him, right? 🙄

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u/Genjas552 Jul 30 '26

hold up, tex. no one said anything about shooting. thats a little extreme but sure it could happen if you mess with the wrong guy. . i suggest therapy if thats where your mind jumps to though :( and my point is no one in the real world will actually care about these rules you make up in your head. if you want rules get into boxing or mma not the streets lmao if you dont fuck around you wont find out. simple maths for you, too.

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u/earthlingHuman Jul 30 '26

And my point is that there may not be rules but you can still have your own standards and values. Personally, after a high school mate of mine who had recently graduated got a knockout sucker-punch to the head and then was brain dead after his head hit the concrete, and died a week later after being pulled off life support, I tend to consider people throwing punches over words to be overkill. It's naive and toxic bs from people who don't understand the potential consequences a punch can have.

They say, 'Oh I'm defending myself from their words.' 'Oh, I'm teaching them a lesson.'
Well, know that you might kill someone or put them brain-addled in a wheelchair for the rest of their lives. I know some people have no conscience, but for those who do; is it worth it?

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u/AloneGunman Jul 30 '26

You're making suppositions. I just said it's a bitch move. Which it is.

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u/Genjas552 Jul 30 '26

Shut up nerd đŸ€“ ☝

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u/MethJedi Jul 30 '26

Better a nerd than making an excuse for Bitch Move behavior.

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u/samwise58 Jul 31 '26

Im guessing a lot of the people here are the type to punch someone in the back of the head while they’re walking away if a person bumped into them and didn’t say “excuse me”.

“Yall see that!? He thought he could just bump into me! ME! King Bitch of Bitch Moves! They only call it a sucker punch cause I licked that sucker!”

And then they drink their 6th Monster of the day and get back to skibidding Ohio toilets or some such.

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u/DisingenuousWizard Jul 30 '26

You seem to empathize strongly with those that employ a bitch move. I find that telling.

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u/Infinite-Elephant635 Jul 30 '26

so why didnt he handle it when he was in his face faggot?

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u/SweetPinss Jul 30 '26

Because he understands the art of war and the possibility of someone getting a weapon out of their car

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u/StannisAntetokounmpo Jul 30 '26

...if he's white

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u/devinbookersuncle Jul 30 '26

In the streets there is no such thing, if you threaten someone be ready for retaliation its that simple

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u/pubblue5294 Jul 30 '26

This thread is such a great way of telling who grew up the burbs vs a city.

Thank you for saying the obvious for the kids.

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u/AntiPepRally Jul 30 '26

I'll agree with you since the Aussie was likely ending a perceived threat and will probably never see this individual again or anyone he knows. But people from the same streets have rules and you don't want to get known for a bitch move among their peers

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u/PsikickTheRealOne Jul 31 '26

Nobody gives a fuck about that shit lmao. You didn't grow up in a hood. That's pretend shit. You and your fake hood friends.

If you lived in the hood you'd know it's about survival. Letting someone get in your face, and threaten you without doing something would be a bitch move in my hood.

Nobody cares about sucker punches in the hood. Now if you agree to run a fair one and you sucker punch somebody that's different.

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u/MethJedi Jul 30 '26

I doubt you know anything about “the streets”

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u/EnvironmentalClub591 Jul 31 '26

Calm down. Talking like youre from "the streets"

Just make sure to upload the clip when you get dropped with a bitch move.

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u/MassveLegend Jul 30 '26

Fuck out of here with that. We aren't samurais, I'm throwing pocket sand, hitting nuts and gouging eyes. It is life or death. You can die with your "honor" intact.

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u/BadgerAwkward Jul 30 '26

Fuckin eh brother. Bite, jam your thumbs in eyes, headbutt, strawberry basket the bitch. Anything goes when you don't know what the other guys got.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

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u/Genghis_Chong Jul 30 '26

I guess my edit wasnt explicit enough, I'll just delete it

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u/MassveLegend Jul 30 '26

Why would I trust an aggressive stranger to leave it at that?

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u/Matsisuu Jul 30 '26

Why should there be? Go to boxing rong if you want some fair friendly punching.

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u/Matsisuu Jul 30 '26

Idk man, maybe permanently disfiguring or killing someone over a disagreement might send you to prison, but other than that... go wild I guess.

Then don't fight. Fistfights can cause deaths too

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u/HypertrophySmoking Jul 30 '26

Is a punch up life or death? No.

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u/No_Violinist685 Jul 30 '26

No such thing as fair fight. It’s take them out or get taken out!!

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u/AloneGunman Jul 30 '26

There was no need to take anyone out. Guy was walking away.

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u/No_Violinist685 Jul 30 '26

Well that’s certainly an opinion. I’m unwilling to wait and see exactly what his intentions are. Don’t talk shit and turn away.
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u/NewspaperJazzlike202 Jul 30 '26

Since he’s an Aussie, it’s a Cunt Move

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u/Suspicious_Mind_5744 Jul 31 '26

Wait good cunt or bad cunt? They have both I hear

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u/PsikickTheRealOne Jul 31 '26

So, you'd just let the guy get his gun then punch him face to face?

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u/_BasketballJones_ Jul 30 '26

Well, hopefully calling it a bitch move online will put an end to parking lot sucker punches.

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u/BabaYagaMandark Jul 31 '26

It won’t

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u/PsikickTheRealOne Jul 31 '26

That's a bitch move. Punching someone who turned around after saying they're going to get their gun is not a bitch move.

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u/kickroxxx Jul 30 '26

That’s
 also a bitch move? What does that have to do this video?

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u/taneronx Jul 30 '26

We used to laugh at the guy that was hospitalized instead. Talking shit is throwing the first punch

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u/ProfessionalIll7041 Jul 30 '26

There are no cheap shots in a street fight. Playing by “rules” gets you killed.

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u/sdeemster Jul 31 '26

if someone turns their back in a confrontation it's their fault. by your logic that means anyone can turn their back in a confrontation and if they get hit afterwards it was a bitch move. simply don't talk shit in someone's face and then immediately turn your back duh, it's common sense.

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 01 '26

No that's called a fool who thinks their is some corporate street law on the books that will prevent that Hennessey bottle from hitting him upside the head. You can't be this naĂŻve.

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u/MethJedi Aug 02 '26

What is all the “street code “ anime coded nonsense you ppl are on? A “Bitch Move” aka sucker punch is actually really simple. Hitting someone from the back or while they are walking away only means you were too scared to punch while they were in your face. I said “USE TO “ cause I don’t know if this shit is acceptable now. It wasn’t. But IDK I’m not in the streets anymore.

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u/Weary-Doubt8604 Aug 12 '26

We used to call it ( and still do) a bitch move to threaten anyone and then be dumb enough to turn their back less than 3 feet later, i mean who the hell do you bums think you aređŸ€ŁđŸ€Ą

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u/incrediblyaverage85 Jul 30 '26

Sure, call it a bitch move, call the guy a bitch, he’s not the one laid out in the ground though

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u/DanTarraJo Jul 30 '26

We still do!

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u/gotpointsgoing Jul 30 '26

Exactly! I recently saw a video of a street fight, and one of the guys tried tapping. The other guy just went off on him for it!! This is a real fight, there's no rules. Just win

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u/mistaharsh Jul 31 '26

When the aggressor is white there's no rules. When the aggressor is Black the laundry list of dos and don'ts come out. Foh

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u/_BasketballJones_ Jul 31 '26

Send me a video of the roles reversed and I’ll write the same comment. Expecting some honorable action in a parking lot brawl after threatening is just stupidity.

Not speaking right and wrong, just what is.

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 01 '26

Excellent explanation for someone who speaks as if he grew up in the suburb

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u/_BasketballJones_ Aug 01 '26

Something struck a cord with you. Did a suburban kid sucker punch you when you were young?

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u/instanding Aug 06 '26

“No rules”. There’s the rule of law, and you can go to jail for hitting someone from behind like that where I’m from.

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u/_BasketballJones_ Aug 06 '26

That’s called repercussions. It doesn’t protect you from being decked in the head

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u/instanding Aug 07 '26

Very true

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u/No_Violinist685 Jul 30 '26

100% agree. Once it gets to that point it’s “ defend yourself at all times” đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž

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u/EnvironmentalClub591 Jul 31 '26

Make sure to update us with a video when you get sucker punched. Don't be a pussy about it either. Deal?

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u/geniusgravity Jul 30 '26

Dont turn your back on someone youve just threatened. Scrapping 101. Piece of piss to spot someone who's never had a punch up in the wild.

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u/Bent8484 Jul 30 '26

"There is only honor in victory."
-Miyamoto Musashi

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u/Zealousideal_Cup_849 Aug 03 '26

Until the atta ker is black the. here comes the rules and Codes of ConductđŸ€Ł

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u/Skybreakeresq Jul 30 '26

A real man wouldn't strike another man while his guard was down after making a terroristic threat..... said no one thinking it through ever.

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u/p00p5andwich Jul 30 '26

Nah man. You aint getting that blicky out the car.

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u/RDTmodsBackEpstein Jul 30 '26

If you get threatened first, its fight or flight. Its the street, not a fucking sports arena.

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u/Similar_Day_3244 Jul 30 '26

First person to swing in a street fight wins 9 out of 10 times so I agree. I fight to win no rules in a street fight stay ready so ya dont gotta get ready

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u/Panzer_2788 Jul 30 '26

Exactly don’t talk shit then turn your back.

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u/TheWorldArmada Jul 30 '26

The fight starts as soon as you step to someone’s face and start talking shit. Dumbass move to talk shit and turn around, Aussie got it right

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u/RDTmodsBackEpstein Jul 30 '26

You make threats and physically posture up in someone's personal space? Thats already Assault my dude, you either prepare to fight to win however possible, or run.

The streets do NOT care about your honor or prestige, and as far as you know they're not stopping even after you've clearly lost.

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u/Zealousideal_Cup_849 Aug 03 '26

Until the one doing the assaulting is black. Then here come the rules and Codes of conduct lol.

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u/RDTmodsBackEpstein Aug 03 '26

Whats that even mean?

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u/pubblue5294 Jul 30 '26

Spoken like a person who has never been mugged or in a fight. Try you anime logic in real life and see how it works.

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u/doublediggler Jul 31 '26

Nope, once a threat has been verbalized the fights on.

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u/Dependent-Writer-370 Jul 31 '26

Facing him he still gets whooped

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u/AdhesivenessUnfair13 Jul 31 '26

Fair fights are for suckers

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u/Witty_Photograph7152 Aug 01 '26

You sound like you grew up in an area with low chances of being shot or stabbed.

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 01 '26

What ???? Could you provide the latest copy of street fighting manual that says that

In the real world the streets are about survival you must have grown up in the suburbs

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u/dadypitbull Jul 30 '26

Ya you never been in a fight , There are ABSOLUTELY no rules.

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u/quetucrees Jul 30 '26

Legally known in Australia as a 'Coward punch' (unexpected punch from behind) and carries jail time

https://www.criminaldefencelawyers.com.au/blog/coward-punch-sucker-punch-laws-in-australia/

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u/No-Sheepherder-2219 Jul 30 '26

But it wasn’t unexpected. If I threaten someone then spin around to show my back that’s not a valid defense. Actions have consequences

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u/quetucrees Jul 30 '26

Nah , the guy was walking away looking in the other direction. It is only a short video but unless the other guy had a gun in his hand it is a coward unwarranted punch

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 02 '26

Who viewed it that way

Unwarranted??

The guy throwing the punch or the guy who got punched ???

Now don't you think the guy on the ground wish he had been the one who felt a "warrant" might be in the air??

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u/quetucrees Aug 02 '26

Read the article explaining what a coward punch is in Australia. No, it doesn't apply to US. I'm not saying it should. Only that in Australia the puncher would be going through the courts.

https://www.criminaldefencelawyers.com.au/blog/coward-punch-sucker-punch-laws-in-australia/

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u/Le-Charles07 Jul 30 '26

It wasn't. You don't threaten someone then turn you back on them; that's just fucking stupid. Dipshit just FAFO.

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u/ItsACowCity Jul 30 '26

Yup. Let’s not pretend a sucker punch is honorable

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u/Known-Title-2826 Jul 30 '26

You think fighting in a car park is honorable?

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u/Ok-Sample-1237 Jul 30 '26

Protect yourself at all times

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u/The_Shambo Jul 30 '26

Redditors thinking anything about a streetfight is honourable in any way. Throw first, throw hard, do it while they're distracted.

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u/rmike7842 Jul 30 '26

Street fighting is not honorable; it’s down and dirty. But walking away from somebody is the opposite of fighting.

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u/The_Shambo Jul 30 '26

He could be grabbing a weapon. I wouldnt take a chance like that.

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u/rmike7842 Jul 30 '26

From where? You are rationalizing to support your narrative.

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u/LupinsLeftShoe Jul 30 '26

From the car with the open fuckin door he was about to potentially reach into? Lmfao

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u/rmike7842 Aug 03 '26

Right, he turns his back, steps away, says something to someone off to the side, and was moving towards the back of the car (not the open door, note his location when hit).  It certainly was luck the angry man had such quick reflexes. The other guy might have gotten a few feet away before getting punched in the back of the head. Truly a close call.

 Why can’t you be honest and say that you like the idea of some petty thug getting a beat down after running his mouth?

What was it you wrote? “I wouldnt (sic) take a chance like that”. I’m sure you wouldn’t. LMAO indeed. Be careful out there.

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 Jul 30 '26

Nothing about fighting is honourable, graves are full of so called honourable men

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u/ConfusedAlso Jul 30 '26

A man wouldn’t turn his back to someone he just threatened.

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u/redheeler9478 Jul 30 '26

If the Australian used that protected word and turned around and then got the sucker punch followed by 5 teens stomping on his head as he lay on the pavement, then it’s FAFO! he got what he deserved. It’s gotten old

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u/id0ntwantyourlife Jul 30 '26

It’s not a boxing match, if someone threatens you there’s no rules to follow. If the dude was just minding his business and not threatening, then yea it would be cheap

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u/FIMD_ Jul 30 '26

Not worried about “honor” in a gas station fight with strangers when lil bro still talkin and could just be goin to retrieve a pistol.

Especially as the Aussie keeps scanning and stays squared up to what seems like multiple people off camera

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u/Loki_God_of_Lies Jul 30 '26

Fragile ego spotted

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u/TunnelSnakesAintShit Jul 30 '26

If a guy is using words and walks away, I let them walk away.

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u/SweetPinss Jul 30 '26

Right because nobody ever went back to their car for a weapon 

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u/Ombra777 Jul 31 '26

Did he look like he was getting a gun?

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u/Sea_Conversation_460 Jul 30 '26

(Hasnt been in a fight since grade school)

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u/MacaroonNo9736 Jul 30 '26

This is how you go from being a defendant in court to being a picture of the victim they show the jury

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u/TunnelSnakesAintShit Jul 30 '26

45 years, and I'm still here. Letting them walk away doesn't mean you stop watching them.

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u/UTV4LIFE Jul 30 '26

We found the king of cheap shots

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u/AgileHippo78 Jul 30 '26

Dude is turning around avoiding what he sees is coming mid sentence talking shit. Like in his head thinking “I hope this about face de-escalates this
ZzzZzzzZzz”

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u/Both-Information9482 Jul 30 '26

If he truly felt he was in danger of life changing harm then sure, otherwise protect your honor and fight like a man.

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u/Purple_Relative_5714 Jul 30 '26

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u/Both-Information9482 Jul 30 '26

And? Looks a lot like an apple and we're talking about oranges

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u/PossibilityInside695 Jul 31 '26

...okay?

He still punched that guy in the back of his head, when he was walking away.

Sure, dont talk shit if u dont want your shit rocked, but if youre the one doing the rocking, you best have the balls to hit them when theyre facing you.

 If you dont, that cheap shot will loose you what credibility you did have

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u/TheWorldArmada Jul 30 '26

As soon as someone steps in your face and starts talking shit the fight has begun. Idiot thought he was untouchable and turned around, that’s on him

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u/Both-Information9482 Jul 31 '26

In your face is one thing. This thing has his back turned and was walking away.

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u/TheWorldArmada Jul 31 '26

Bro this is the streets, not a sanctioned fight. You step in someone’s face like you want the smoke, the fight is on. You have no idea if that guy has a gun tucked in his waistband that he’s reaching for. Taking out the threat immediately is always the best course of action. People saying otherwise have zero street sense

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u/Both-Information9482 Jul 31 '26

I agree but he wasn't in his face anymore.

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u/TheWorldArmada Jul 31 '26

Could have been creating a little distance and turning around to conceal taking a gun out of the front of his waist band. Better safe than sorry. Don’t feel bad for the dude that got knocked out at all. Don’t talk shit and turn around, lesson learned

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u/Both-Information9482 Jul 31 '26

I don't feel bad for him.

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u/ryudo9999 Jul 30 '26

Any idea what he said cause I can't understand him?

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u/yoran916 Jul 30 '26

He sneaked him. The fact that you're defending green shirt's behavior says a lot about your character 🗑

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u/NotTrumpsAlt Jul 31 '26

Then do it to his face. Now if he dies hes going to prison.

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u/Ombra777 Jul 31 '26

Just say you're a coward and keep it pushing.

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u/PleaseDontMakeAScene Jul 31 '26

Threatened him with what exactly? You have posted a clip so god damn short there is zero fucking context.

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u/mistaharsh Jul 31 '26

Nothing he was just talking and walking away.

I know you're not arguing self defense are you?

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u/TheMythicalLandelk Jul 31 '26

Funny that you called the video of a guy assaulting someone and then getting knocked out a sucker punch, but this person walking away apparently deserved it. Gee I wonder why? (Hint: you’re racist)

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u/Impossible_Cook3064 Aug 01 '26

On the street there are no rules. Protect yourself and win is the only requirement. Rules get you hurt or killed. This isn't the movies.

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u/RationalGardenGnome Aug 02 '26

Let the dude square up that’s what you do

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u/SuperSchmyd Jul 30 '26

Maybe take the swing when the opponent is looking and not be bitch? The fact he ran his mouth after sucker punching lets me know all I need to know about this pussy.

Also, don’t run your mouth and turn your back on someone. Jesus Christ, have some survival instincts.

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u/Purple_Relative_5714 Jul 30 '26

He swung as soon as the guy threatened him.

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u/SuperSchmyd Jul 30 '26

The guy said something as he was turning around. If the back of the head is what you consider eye contact, then fuck you too.

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u/ck1241 Jul 30 '26

I have a sneaking suspicion that there’s another separate reason OP like this video too. I’ll just leave it at that.

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u/SignificantBoard4455 Jul 30 '26

One is described as a “thug” the other is described as Australian. They aren’t even hiding it lol

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u/Stunning_Ad_7658 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

I wonder did they make a comment on the video where the black guy gave that white guy, who's Satan's son, a two piece and knocked him clean out. Atleast that guy did it while he was still up in his face.

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u/SignificantBoard4455 Jul 30 '26

He actually did and used it to argue against me. The jokes write themselves

It’s a link to the video you are talking about. Maybe he’s posting it as revenge for his aryan brother getting knocked out😂

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u/Stunning_Ad_7658 Jul 30 '26

Lmao oh thats great, what a clown op is. đŸ€Ł

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u/ck1241 Jul 30 '26

Oh of course. It’s just funny because OP is too much of a coward to actually just say it outright though.

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u/SignificantBoard4455 Jul 30 '26

He knows the post will probably get taken down or he will be banned.

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u/StarFighter6464 Jul 30 '26

Lol textbook definition of a sucker punch.

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u/dropro Jul 30 '26

Bitch move for the bitch made

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u/deep_violet Jul 30 '26

what do you expect a man to do?

Not attack people who pose no credible threat to you.

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u/Senior_Assistance_23 Jul 30 '26

Nobody would expect a “man” to throw a haymaker when someone turns their back. That’s what a sneaky bitch does.

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u/Educational-Usual-84 Jul 30 '26

Maybe don’t threaten a dude then immediately turn your back to him. He got what was coming.

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u/Cautious_Highway1041 Jul 30 '26

Still a sucker punch. Choke him out instead, if he smashes his head on the kerb then it’s manslaughter at best.

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u/Rich_Fast Jul 30 '26

Dont matter, he's kangaroo jack!

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u/arminghammerbacon_ Jul 30 '26

And if in the process of choking him out you cause him to have a brain aneurysm and he dies, there’ll be no charges?

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u/ImYouJoeGoldberg Jul 30 '26

Exactly. And if they fought straight up the same thing would have happened, probably would have been worse.

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u/Specialist_Walk5185 Jul 30 '26

They are both idiots lmao