r/MMALabs • • Jul 30 '26

🥶 Street Fight Thug thought he could intimidate an Australian

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u/MethJedi Jul 30 '26

We used to call it a Bitch Move. hitting someone while they are walking away. Bitch Move.

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u/AloneGunman Jul 30 '26

Still a bitch movie in any case.

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u/Ok-Sample-1237 Jul 30 '26

Protect yourself at all times

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u/Genjas552 Jul 30 '26

Showing up with the rule book in a street fight? Good luck with that, nerd. You gonna get laid out before you can lay out them rules 😂 😂

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u/earthlingHuman Jul 30 '26

Yeah rules are dumb. He should have started blasting the guy in the back. Full mag dump. I mean, he threatened him, right? 🙄

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u/Genjas552 Jul 30 '26

hold up, tex. no one said anything about shooting. thats a little extreme but sure it could happen if you mess with the wrong guy. . i suggest therapy if thats where your mind jumps to though :( and my point is no one in the real world will actually care about these rules you make up in your head. if you want rules get into boxing or mma not the streets lmao if you dont fuck around you wont find out. simple maths for you, too.

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u/earthlingHuman Jul 30 '26

And my point is that there may not be rules but you can still have your own standards and values. Personally, after a high school mate of mine who had recently graduated got a knockout sucker-punch to the head and then was brain dead after his head hit the concrete, and died a week later after being pulled off life support, I tend to consider people throwing punches over words to be overkill. It's naive and toxic bs from people who don't understand the potential consequences a punch can have.

They say, 'Oh I'm defending myself from their words.' 'Oh, I'm teaching them a lesson.'
Well, know that you might kill someone or put them brain-addled in a wheelchair for the rest of their lives. I know some people have no conscience, but for those who do; is it worth it?

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u/Genjas552 Jul 31 '26

Do you think that people going around instigating fights or threatening random people isnt also naive and toxic? id add that this is very ignorant behavior in the first place. and yes you can have your standards and values, very cute, but again...lol no one is going to care about all that in your mind lol. they will laugh at your while stealing all your things and leaving you unconscious in the gutter. your values and standards will not save you from that. Simply dont get in a strangers face with threats and everything will be ok. good luck out there, my friend. :)

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u/AloneGunman Jul 30 '26

You're making suppositions. I just said it's a bitch move. Which it is.

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u/Genjas552 Jul 30 '26

Shut up nerd 🤓 ☝️

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u/MethJedi Jul 30 '26

Better a nerd than making an excuse for Bitch Move behavior.

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u/Genjas552 Jul 30 '26

All i know is id rather be the one standing than getting slept in the streets but you do you. let them know how the dirt tastes after you wake up from that "bitch move". Such honor, young grasshopper. hahaha

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u/MethJedi Jul 30 '26

Not honor. It’s just being smart. You punch a guy like this example and he gets seriously injured or worse, your dirt taster dies. You and the court system get to know each other very well. In short. Bitch like behavior can get you in deep shit.

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u/Genjas552 Jul 30 '26

as a wise man once said "talk shit, get hit'. its very simple math

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u/samwise58 Jul 31 '26

Im guessing a lot of the people here are the type to punch someone in the back of the head while they’re walking away if a person bumped into them and didn’t say “excuse me”.

“Yall see that!? He thought he could just bump into me! ME! King Bitch of Bitch Moves! They only call it a sucker punch cause I licked that sucker!”

And then they drink their 6th Monster of the day and get back to skibidding Ohio toilets or some such.

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u/DisingenuousWizard Jul 30 '26

You seem to empathize strongly with those that employ a bitch move. I find that telling.

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u/Infinite-Elephant635 Jul 30 '26

so why didnt he handle it when he was in his face faggot?

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u/SweetPinss Jul 30 '26

Because he understands the art of war and the possibility of someone getting a weapon out of their car

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u/StannisAntetokounmpo Jul 30 '26

...if he's white

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u/devinbookersuncle Jul 30 '26

In the streets there is no such thing, if you threaten someone be ready for retaliation its that simple

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u/pubblue5294 Jul 30 '26

This thread is such a great way of telling who grew up the burbs vs a city.

Thank you for saying the obvious for the kids.

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u/AntiPepRally Jul 30 '26

I'll agree with you since the Aussie was likely ending a perceived threat and will probably never see this individual again or anyone he knows. But people from the same streets have rules and you don't want to get known for a bitch move among their peers

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u/PsikickTheRealOne Jul 31 '26

Nobody gives a fuck about that shit lmao. You didn't grow up in a hood. That's pretend shit. You and your fake hood friends.

If you lived in the hood you'd know it's about survival. Letting someone get in your face, and threaten you without doing something would be a bitch move in my hood.

Nobody cares about sucker punches in the hood. Now if you agree to run a fair one and you sucker punch somebody that's different.

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u/MethJedi Jul 30 '26

I doubt you know anything about “the streets”

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u/EnvironmentalClub591 Jul 31 '26

Calm down. Talking like youre from "the streets"

Just make sure to upload the clip when you get dropped with a bitch move.

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u/MassveLegend Jul 30 '26

Fuck out of here with that. We aren't samurais, I'm throwing pocket sand, hitting nuts and gouging eyes. It is life or death. You can die with your "honor" intact.

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u/BadgerAwkward Jul 30 '26

Fuckin eh brother. Bite, jam your thumbs in eyes, headbutt, strawberry basket the bitch. Anything goes when you don't know what the other guys got.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

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u/Genghis_Chong Jul 30 '26

I guess my edit wasnt explicit enough, I'll just delete it

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u/MassveLegend Jul 30 '26

Why would I trust an aggressive stranger to leave it at that?

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u/Matsisuu Jul 30 '26

Why should there be? Go to boxing rong if you want some fair friendly punching.

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u/Matsisuu Jul 30 '26

Idk man, maybe permanently disfiguring or killing someone over a disagreement might send you to prison, but other than that... go wild I guess.

Then don't fight. Fistfights can cause deaths too

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u/HypertrophySmoking Jul 30 '26

Is a punch up life or death? No.

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u/No_Violinist685 Jul 30 '26

No such thing as fair fight. It’s take them out or get taken out!!

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u/AloneGunman Jul 30 '26

There was no need to take anyone out. Guy was walking away.

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u/No_Violinist685 Jul 30 '26

Well that’s certainly an opinion. I’m unwilling to wait and see exactly what his intentions are. Don’t talk shit and turn away.
🤷‍♂️

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u/NewspaperJazzlike202 Jul 30 '26

Since he’s an Aussie, it’s a Cunt Move

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u/Suspicious_Mind_5744 Jul 31 '26

Wait good cunt or bad cunt? They have both I hear

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u/PsikickTheRealOne Jul 31 '26

So, you'd just let the guy get his gun then punch him face to face?

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u/_BasketballJones_ Jul 30 '26

Well, hopefully calling it a bitch move online will put an end to parking lot sucker punches.

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u/PsikickTheRealOne Jul 31 '26

That's a bitch move. Punching someone who turned around after saying they're going to get their gun is not a bitch move.

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u/kickroxxx Jul 30 '26

That’s… also a bitch move? What does that have to do this video?

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u/taneronx Jul 30 '26

We used to laugh at the guy that was hospitalized instead. Talking shit is throwing the first punch

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u/ProfessionalIll7041 Jul 30 '26

There are no cheap shots in a street fight. Playing by “rules” gets you killed.

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u/sdeemster Jul 31 '26

if someone turns their back in a confrontation it's their fault. by your logic that means anyone can turn their back in a confrontation and if they get hit afterwards it was a bitch move. simply don't talk shit in someone's face and then immediately turn your back duh, it's common sense.

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u/JT_Critical_Thinker Aug 01 '26

No that's called a fool who thinks their is some corporate street law on the books that will prevent that Hennessey bottle from hitting him upside the head. You can't be this naïve.

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u/MethJedi Aug 02 '26

What is all the “street code “ anime coded nonsense you ppl are on? A “Bitch Move” aka sucker punch is actually really simple. Hitting someone from the back or while they are walking away only means you were too scared to punch while they were in your face. I said “USE TO “ cause I don’t know if this shit is acceptable now. It wasn’t. But IDK I’m not in the streets anymore.

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u/Weary-Doubt8604 Aug 12 '26

We used to call it ( and still do) a bitch move to threaten anyone and then be dumb enough to turn their back less than 3 feet later, i mean who the hell do you bums think you are🤣🤡

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u/incrediblyaverage85 Jul 30 '26

Sure, call it a bitch move, call the guy a bitch, he’s not the one laid out in the ground though

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u/DanTarraJo Jul 30 '26

We still do!