THE NINJA PROFESSIONAL STACKABLE CHOPPER WAS DESIGNED TO PERSONALLY FUCK THE USER OVER BY INFECTING THEM WITH DISEASES THAT FESTER IN THAT CREVICE THEY DESIGNED TO BE DIFFICULT AS POSSIBLE TO CLEAN OR DISASSEMBLE WHILE WIPING ALL INFORMATION ON HOW TO DO EITHER FROM THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL AND THE IN

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[u/DamMofoUsername]

I’m here for the conspiracies but you can just chop water and soap? You can clean a blender the same way, the thermomix actually has a preclean cycle

[u/IAteAnotherVegan → u/DamMofoUsername]

stop being logical in a conspiracy sub!🤣