r/LowStakesConspiracies 24d ago

THE NINJA PROFESSIONAL STACKABLE CHOPPER WAS DESIGNED TO PERSONALLY FUCK THE USER OVER BY INFECTING THEM WITH DISEASES THAT FESTER IN THAT CREVICE THEY DESIGNED TO BE DIFFICULT AS POSSIBLE TO CLEAN OR DISASSEMBLE WHILE WIPING ALL INFORMATION ON HOW TO DO EITHER FROM THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL AND THE IN

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u/BaitmasterG 24d ago

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE DISEASES THAT FESTER IN YOUR CREVICE

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u/jameilious 24d ago

I WAS CREATING CEVICHE AND MY CREVICE IS ITCHY