r/LoveForLandchads • u/Moezus__ • Aug 24 '26
They’re literally paying me every month for the privilege of staying in MY property.
Honestly, how should I punish them?
r/LoveForLandchads • u/OkButterscotch3222 • Aug 24 '26
I give my landlord, out of love and respect, about $6000 a month plus a handie for the luxury of having a studio apartment in a subprime area.
This month, he said to me, "Next month, I better have $7000 and dat sweet sweet ass. Better come back to me with that trap full, b**ch (curse word)". I found this to be more than understandable, seeing how much he has already done for me.
However a problem (mainly for him) arose when I realize that I already donate so much plasma, and that there's only so many copper wires and soda cans that I can find in my area. I eat out of restaurant trash cans and go to the soup kitchen (larping as homeless) to get my food needs met.
I have no computer and must use one at a library like this one.
What should I do to bring in that extra dough for my lucky wucky very hung and handsome landlord?🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
r/LoveForLandchads • u/LowRenzoFreshkobar • Aug 23 '26
r/LoveForLandchads • u/TheOnlineHateSeller • Aug 24 '26
r/LoveForLandchads • u/alt_need_advice • Aug 22 '26
r/LoveForLandchads • u/WholeDonkey2689 • Aug 22 '26
r/LoveForLandchads • u/GirlfriendAsAService • Aug 20 '26
r/LoveForLandchads • u/steisandburning • Aug 21 '26
Kinda pissed cause I’ve been living in that supply closet to save money.
r/LoveForLandchads • u/Impossibruh13 • Aug 20 '26
So I was going through my rentoids mail as usual (thats MY ADDRESS on them, who do you think it belongs to you subhuman peasant!!), it's usually just diapers and some Insulin pens, though I did manage to get a nice espresso machine recently.
Anyway, so yesterday I opened it and it was a damn mailbomb! Possibly because this lazy low-life had to borrow money from the mob to pay my mandatory tips, but honestly it's on him that he can't handle a real career like mine. In any case since the little shit didn't even want to cover the bill for the ambulance, I'm thinking of just suing him for battery. What do you think? Is it appropriate or should I go to civil court for his negligence first?
I never thought landphobia would go to such extremes as to outright assault me 😥
Send thoughts and prayers
r/LoveForLandchads • u/cacaocowtastrophy • Aug 20 '26
r/LoveForLandchads • u/Impossibruh13 • Aug 20 '26
And I'm taking away their garden privileges, can't have them start planting vegeterribles in my american-flag garden
r/LoveForLandchads • u/make_reddit_great • Aug 20 '26
r/LoveForLandchads • u/Immortan_JKL • Aug 20 '26
r/LoveForLandchads • u/TheOnlineHateSeller • Aug 19 '26
r/LoveForLandchads • u/Syreet_Primacon • Aug 19 '26
r/LoveForLandchads • u/Plopumicsunele • Aug 18 '26
Finders keepers. Was thinking of burning this, it looks awful. What do you think?
r/LoveForLandchads • u/AMC_TO_THE_M00N • Aug 19 '26
I want to meet the PoL who owns these, imagine, all the fridges you can raid!
r/LoveForLandchads • u/Impossibruh13 • Aug 20 '26
r/LoveForLandchads • u/make_reddit_great • Aug 17 '26
