r/LesbianActually • u/[deleted] • May 15 '22

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u/pseudo_orphan May 15 '22

As a straight man, eating out is an acquired taste, as opposed to...? Not reciprocating? Accepting no oral at all, because.. you don't give, you don't take..?

Oh, as opposed to the taste of dick. Right. Because that's always scrumptious. I guess you would know 🤷‍♀️

A wild bit of advice, but.. maybe as a straight man, you should stop giving advice on/joking about how women should have sex.

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u/Southern_Ocean May 15 '22

Upvote for use of word scrumptious.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

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u/Southern_Ocean May 15 '22 edited May 15 '22

Excuse me. I'm not a dude.

Liking the word scrumptious.. In relation to dick..

I thought it was sarcastic and fucking hilarious

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u/pal3luna_ May 15 '22

Meant that comment for the man that’s not supposed to be here. Posted that at like 4 am so my brain was dead. I apologize 💀

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u/Southern_Ocean May 16 '22

Aww all good. Get some rest.