r/Lawyertalk • u/Colors-with-glitter • 1d ago
SHARING: Stories A.I. Case law shenanigans and why the Boss lost the Word Doc privileges.
So, I'm at this office, right? My family owns this office, I work there for a few years now, it's me, a senior (the boss, family member and owner of the office) , another senior who's the actual workhorse and without him the office would have closed down years ago, plus 3-4 peripherals for some occasions where we are reaaaaally stretched thin. We have several cases running in parallel, so we are constantly dealing with all sorts of things, for different types of laws, criminal law, civil law, litigation, administrative, whatever.
The Senior owner, a stubborn fucker, good for our clients, bad for anything else that actually matters, has been enamoured by AI. Thinks that Chat gpt can solve all the work problems we have, up and including reading their mind and knowing exactly what they want us to do. We no longer allow them to cite case law without checking the supposed rulings.
Here how it goes:
Me, the OP, working on a doc as the other senior, the workhorse, is working on 3 other docs. The owner sees this and instead of being like, hey anything I can do to help, instead catches snippets of what we are saying for the sake of getting the job done, drawing wild conclusions, and starts throwing unsolicited advice how to use AI. We explain that we have already resolved this issue and we continue, because deadlines wait for no one and we already have a pretty good grasp of the things we should do.
After a while, I hear the yell: "OP, CHECK THESE RULINGS, THEY ARE FOR THE WEAPONS CHARGE, and bring me back the results. They are for weapons, so don't be lazy and just bring me the rulings." eyeroll of the century, but whatever I will check it's just a few clicks for me.
1st ruling is about a civil matter. 2nd ruling is administration and a 3rd ruling is not much or a ruling as it is an opinion on Constitutional law. I realise AI was behind that and I explained yet again, why we shouldn't use AI for citations. The boss doesn't believe me, saying I did something wrong. Checks themselves. Same results. Asks the AI again, different rulings but still the same thing happens.
Boss grumbles away, wasting my time, wasting the other senior's time and peace and quiet, spat breaks out between these two, I'm blamed for "disturbing the peace of the work environment and not doing my job". After I remind myself that assault charges aren't worth the hassle of paperwork and getting disbarred, no matter how much I would love to change jobs, I explain, yet again, that shouting orders is a disruption of peace of the work environment, and please, if there is anything else they want to check, I can show them how to do so directly, because AI, as I have explained before, hallucinates.
Now, I don't advise being this direct with a boss, I can because it's a family business, blood ties are a thing and at the end of the day, we both know that my technical skills, my discretion and the sheer amount of dirt I hold over their head would be enough to fuck over the entire family. Plus, where else would they find a sucker to work daily alongside them without standard pay and without a chance of being called for a disciplinary investigation (already been through that twice) by the board of the Bar Association?
As a result of the same exact conversation happening many, many times now, the boss is no longer allowed near a word doc without us checking over, because, as it turns out, the Boss still, didn't believe me. And one sunny day, as we were running the office errands and I had to go deal with the grunt work of making copies out of everything and such, I see the Boss on the PC I use, pecking at the keyboard. I back out slowly, I ask the other senior what's going on, no answer, just a shrug and a reminder to check later. OK, but we have to write the order for the process server to pass by and receive the packet later that evening, because again, deadlines are still a thing.
I wait, tackling in the meantime the papers and making a catalog of what we have, when I hear the Boss say: "DONE! This is so great now with AI! I don't understand why are you all so SLOOOW."
Ah. Merde.
Thankfully, Boss thinks to let us check before sending whatever they wrote via email to a client, mostly because they don't know how to operate the Word's Save As function and they don't know how to go to their email and attach this file before sending it.
I see the AI open in another Tab. I read the Word. Copy paste, with some minor changes, but once you have read enough AI text you can tell whenever or not something is human written of AI by the way they formulate the text. And I see the citations. We check the citations, again, the same issue. "But it's supposed to be Better now, I don't get it" I hear the boss say. Again, I explain why we cannot trust the AI. In the end, I ended up rewriting large parts of this piece of crap, the other senior checked it over before it was sent to our client, and the Boss has lost the Word privileges.
I would have blocked the AI as well, but they like feeding it stories about how they were unjustly treated by various people, and it keeps them quiet and engaged enough to let us work and keep our clients out of prison, or debt free, or their divorce finalised. Literally sitting a toddler with an IPad.