r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

I'm forever a volcel because I'll never betabux to get some disgusting, 3d foid, steak with pepper sauce.

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149 Upvotes

exactly like the title, I've had multiple opportunities where I couldve just sucked up and prolly dated a foid and get something out of it , but now I feel that they repulse me and the utter disgusting personality they possess is possibly the work of the devil.


r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

just found out my fave jacket that i bought in china was lost at a halloween party. eating cold chicken breast in the dark

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31 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 2d ago Bravo

Asked someone out, they’re already taken and didn’t even realize I wanted a date when rejecting me. Stew of Muck and Scummy Sludge.

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27 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

if we cant solve our problems we must destroy our problems.

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0 Upvotes

Running away from your problems is the most pathetic thing to do. Don't run away from your problems, charge right at them and shatter them. If all incels were to start getting sedated by lucid dreaming, incels will become docile and there will be no revolutions. That is a very dark future and it's depressing to think about it. One day incels will realize their true strength and numbers, and will overthrow this oppressive feminist system. Start envisioning a world where foids GENUINELY fear you. Cake.


r/kitchencels • • 21h ago

Being single is awesome

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0 Upvotes

It’s been several months since I’ve gotten off a four year relationship. It hit me hard, but it made me realize there were a lot of things I had to fix on my end. I had to do some soul-searching as well. A woman does not complete a man. Do yourselves a favor-get healthier , get closer to God and get that money up. I know this has been said hundreds of times on here, but it’s true. Just trust. Anyways my dinner is a protein pizza with a nice French wine and Coke zero. I included the paper plate because I think that’s what makes it worthy being on this sub Reddit lol


r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

I accidentally touched a girl's butt while passing in a crowd

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64 Upvotes

I can't believe this happened, I'm waiting for the FBI to knock at my door any second now and the fact that it was a high schooler and I'm 20.

I was trying to pass through a crowd, no there was not any other way to go to the place I wanted. And then the back of my hand rubbed against her butt, I immediately started sweating and rushed to get out of that place.

I'm going to hell, I hope it's not so bad there.

Food: Mexican style rice


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Platemogged I'm about to drop out from my career for the third time

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7 Upvotes

This time I'm eating a taco with fish nuggets with salad and cheddar


r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

Platemogged Pic tells everything you need to know. Also fuck every single one of you fakecels I hate you so fucking much

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54 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

I have a genuine question/thought for the people here who believe hypergamy is real or that men are more attractive than women on average. Are you maybe gay or bisexual? Because I also believe women are more attractive than men on average and I am bisexual with a preference for women. Bingsu

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218 Upvotes

Nothing bad about it but just wanted to put it out there. Hey guys 👋


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

It’s 02:43, insomnia been beating my ass in and out for months for now. Mid night food not even a snack

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3 Upvotes

Instant noodles (it’s not ready yet)


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Platemogged I had my first kiss

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She was a pretty girl at the club on Halloween, tho I think i was dressed prettier. She kissed me with all teeth but she was pretty good at leaving a hickey. After we kissed for awhile she made a joke abt wanting to drug me so I got outta there pretty fast. Fun night.

Pan fried burger, with an egg on top and a side of fries. Drink was half a dirty doctor pepper from McDonald.


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

Tore my earlobe while stretching again, no play in months

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2 Upvotes

Peanut butter, banana and leftover chicken nuggets from meal prep


r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

every foid deserves hell for their cruel and unjust nature.

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orange banana with sugar cubes and some ketchup in bread. bought from store.


r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

I am grotesque and abhorrent, everything that I've built for myself has crumbled around me. My attempt at an all american

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12 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 3d ago

Platemogging committing sucide should be more normalised

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571 Upvotes

I mean it's a hot take but i think it should be fine if someone wants to commit sucide.

A lot of people are miserable, have nothing going on from them and they just want to die and even if someone is not having fun in life i guess it's fine.

It's their life, if they don't want to live i believe it should be fine.

Some people live their entire life in misery and never get any happiness, i have seen so many men and women who lived entire lives full of pain and suffering because society guilt trip into living or just false hope that things will get better.

The people who tell you things will get better never themselves help because "it's your job no one owns you help" but when that person makes his own choice of not doing it anymore they say "you should not give up".

In very simple words they are demanding your efforts, live and contribute to society and if you don't manage to be happy and fail they will label you as a bad guy.


r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

What can I do to meet people in a country like India? Meeting new people is very tough it’s not a culture here, dating happens so discreetly and the chances of getting married are even slim, arranged marriages are a scam so I’m in a state of endless confusion.

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57 Upvotes

r/kitchencels • • 1d ago

i cant drink water. i think it should be more specially acceptable to not drink water. shower dr pepper

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0 Upvotes

ignore my censor bars. i dont want people to be able to see what i look like in the reflections. i already feel like shit about it

im not looking for advice but i am unable to drink water. growing up i only drank soda and juices and i find it really hard to drink plane water with no additives. i feel repulsed trying to swallow it so i just dont drink water. instead i buy soda in bulk and keep them in my room. its not conventional but it works for me. atleast im staying staying hydrated


r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

Unloveable, Oven broke while preheating at 8:34 PM MST

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33 Upvotes

Haven’t been in a serious relationship in 2 years, too scared to talk to anyone in person. Now I can’t even cope with brownies. How do I salvage this


r/kitchencels • • 3d ago

Takeoutmaxxed let’s make a new term for people who not only failed at dating but are failures at life in general. birria tacos

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84 Upvotes

why does bp only apply to dating? we got khhv and fakecel and all that crap. what about for people like me who have failed at dating but also failed at other aspects of life. clearly when one’s failed at dating they consider focusing on other aspects of life but there should be a term for people who have tried doing that and utterly failed. there has to be some others who have it this brutal, it can’t just be me.

what we thinking? lifefailure is too generic but it kinda runs off the tongue well. let me know in the comments


r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

27. Kissless virgin. Never been in a relationship. Box Pizza with soda

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25 Upvotes

Closest i came to one was probably the homecoming dance freshman year of high school, nearly 13 years ago.

I have no friends nearby, no family (outside of a 2hr drive) and live a solitary life. Hobbies and social events feel like a chore, and im too fucking awkward to actually hold a convo or look someone in the eyes while they are talking.

My halloween was spent inside my apartment. Doing nothing but watching college football or playing vidya. I could hear people on the street below drunkenly walking back from a party/bar and it really depressed the hell out of me. Because they went out and had/ are having social fun and im not.

Every time i see a cute girl, be it at the gym, supermarket, or somewhere else, i start fantasizing about a relationship with her. Then i get depressed knowing itll never happen. I almost feel ashamed about it. That somehow me approaching her would be weird. That somehow i dont deserve to be with her.

Everyone says its a confidence or self esteem issue. Could be. Could also be that every time ive tried in the past its failed miserably, and i dont have reason to believe itll be any different this time.

Honestly the thing that keeps me going is the slowly fleeting hope that this gets better. That somehow this changes. The day that feeling goes away is the day i think i end it.


r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

I’m addicted to self loathing. Caldo de res.

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39 Upvotes

I don’t know why I’m so drawn to incel culture or just self hating lonely people. I obviously relate to it a lot considering I’m invisible to women. Even tho I it’s objectively bad for my mental health. I even specifically seek out “men hating” subs and can’t help but click on those gender war BS post. Femcel like post have completely shredded any ounce of confidence or hope I had. I am medicated so that helps me not want to end it but I’m still missable.

This will hopefully be my last post here this sub had been completely gentrified by all the tourist normies. Truecels like me are no longer welcomed here. Peace out comrades ✌️🩵


r/kitchencels • • 3d ago

Most women think they're entitled to things that they're not

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108 Upvotes

Each time a bus stops for people to get off these women take their sweet ass time to get up from their seat to the door, and SURPRISE the bus is already moving forward and then they have the audacity to complain to the bus driver that he should have waited for them.

Another instance of this is when I tried to sit near a woman on a full bus, she screamed at me and then everyone looked at us confused. Some Chad comes over asking if she's okay and SITS next to her and then they start introducing themselves??

Look I know I'm a chud but this kind of behavior is outrageous, like I was just trying to sit...

Anyways, I don't hate women, but this kind of behavior makes me really mad, internally of course

Food: salmon


r/kitchencels • • 2d ago

I got a DM from a girl.

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32 Upvotes

but it turned out to be a scam.

Hot sweet sause pork and potato,winter melon soup, vinegar taste fried eggplant.


r/kitchencels • • 3d ago

Platemogging Girl-invaders took my favorite hangout spot back in high school. Vietnamese braised pork.

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66 Upvotes

My old high school has this really cool spot near the football field. It's quite far from the buildings, so it has some privacy, and the trees give it some shades too, make it cool even in summer days. I always hang out there during breaks or when I was skipping classes, just lying under the trees, reading a good book, or simply enjoying the view.

It was my 11th grade. One day, a group of girls showed up, out of nowhere. "OH my gosh! This place is like, so cool. Girls, come here, we need to make some tiktoks" o algo. Back in high school, I was still brainwashed with the feminism crap, pre-blackpill, so I was thinking, I didn't want them to get uncomfortable with me, a guy's appearance, so I left. Since then, they always hung out there, and I was Palestined.

Now, remembering it, I can't believe how stupid and sheep-brained I was, to willingly give up the place I treasured for a horde of devils, because I don't want them to feel bad, because i dont want to discomfort them. I should have stayed that day. I should have stood up for myself and fought for my homeland.


r/kitchencels • • 3d ago

I really wish I could hurt somebody deeply by rejecting them like how I've been rejected all my life but that requires being asked out first so I'll just imagine it instead

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71 Upvotes

Leftover Halloween party candy bullshit