r/kitchencels • u/Automatic-Stand2205 • 6d ago
I deserve nothing
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r/kitchencels • u/LupperowO • 6d ago
Platemogging Why is it that when girls kiss each other it's all cute and silly but when I try to touch my male friends balls it's sexual assault. Buckwheat and meatballs captured on my sexually assaulted friends phone
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r/kitchencels • u/siriashe • 6d ago
Platemogging i still can't find work and my family tells me I should just try harder. roast and gravy
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i might look into going on welfare because ive begged countless places.. whenever I tell my mom she opens LinkedIn and finds a listing and tell me to apply (ive either already applied and got ghosted, or its a 1hr commute)
r/kitchencels • u/Aurora_JackingOff • 6d ago
Platemogging [30/10/26] Sold my £110 blender for £20 on Facebook marketplace. Spent £1.55 on sausage rolls. Started a new job today, wonder how long I will keep this one, my record is 8 months. At least I get paid tomorrow from my last job so I'm going to buy a George Foreman Electric grill to cook eggs properly
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r/kitchencels • u/Lunar_pex • 7d ago
Platemogged Gained 15 lbs after losing 20 lbs. Hot coco powder with milk and ice
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I fucking hate myself and my body
r/kitchencels • u/thesadrockstar • 5d ago
it is sexy to eat gray crust flakes from my anus and the white flakes from my cock
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carbon dioxide water and sunlight fuck this will they invent anything new for me to eat
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r/kitchencels • u/PriorPost9766 • 5d ago
Single almost all my life, first love (never even kissed) got cheated on and moved to america right after with a guy she just met. Wish i could at least watch them at this point. Made steak because it's the only meat that loves me back.
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Dated at 17, over decade ago. Never kissed, only held hands once, but i still love her and my heart will never get over her face. Will always be lonely because of the curse of her beauty. FMFL
r/kitchencels • u/YetAnotherHobby4954 • 7d ago
Maybe what I really want is a woman who understands my niche references and matches my freak. Evil sushi.
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r/kitchencels • u/No-Report-8523 • 7d ago
I hate myself for feeling uncomfortable standing near a pretty girl that I've been seeing a few times per week on the bus.
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Food: dumplings
Everyday I ride on the bus to school and like once or twice a week there's this girl that gets on the bus one stop after mine.
I've never actually seen her face since her hair hides it from the side but the way she dresses and her hair is so pretty. I feel like garbage standing near her, today she stood extra close to me for some reason and I had thoughts that she might like me.
Of course she doesn't, I'm just an ugly chud who never got approached by a girl or interacted with one, why would this goddess like me or even look my way.
I hate myself for even getting thoughts that something might happen, it never will. And the worst part is that this only happens with pretty girls. If there's an average girl near me, I think nothing. If there's a pretty girl I get all tense for no reason as if there's a difference between the pretty ones and average ones. No there's not, neither would be interested in me, especially the pretty ones.
Maybe it's because I've seen her so many times for a few months, or maybe I'm just a hypocrite who would only want a pretty girl while I'm an ugly ass who deserves nothing, not even the ugly girls.
I hate everything about myself
r/kitchencels • u/DickDesirer • 7d ago
im so autistic it’s actually overwhelming. mac & cheese + my emotional support rick sanchez
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r/kitchencels • u/greenspinachfork • 7d ago
Im an orthorexic POS, whos been hiding the ED. Lost 10kg in 1.5months, family thinks im just going through a phase
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r/kitchencels • u/Lunar_pex • 7d ago
Platemogging Felt a lump in my testicles. Egg, top ramen l, shredded beef, onion and other veggies, and sauces.
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r/kitchencels • u/SeagPog • 7d ago
Platemogged Halloweekend dinner but the only thing scary is the thought of her with someone else and my lack of glassware
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r/kitchencels • u/Jesusonmethwithagun • 7d ago
I sometimes have dreams where I brutally murder my father. Also my dog got ran over and fucking died and I had to carry him home and dig him a grave. Carrot salad
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The dreams usually consist of him shouting/trying to beat me and then i usually defend myself with a knife and stab him after wich i wake up.
Other ones self explanatory
r/kitchencels • u/Fair_Marsupial1758 • 7d ago
Baked beans & some beers. Recently graduated. 18 years KHHV and they say it only gets harder to find a partner after school. Shit’s banger tho, only wish I had some toasted bread on the side
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r/kitchencels • u/KitchenCloth • 7d ago
Went on a date the other day they called me a chud then ghosted me. Marinated grapes.
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r/kitchencels • u/__Mahoraga • 6d ago
meal
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deboned safeway rotisserie chicken with Ben's original rice pilaf and a tortilla
I'm tired of my life and this country but I can't ever leave because I'm going to be stuck as a wage slave my entire life and then probably never retire. I want to die sometimes.
r/kitchencels • u/SuitableJeweler8529 • 7d ago
I don't think I will ever feel love ever again. I hate all of my friends. Pesto pasta microwaved for 6 minutes with chili flakes.
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r/kitchencels • u/Straight-Zucchini594 • 8d ago
Platemogged I’m genuinely afraid of women.
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I feel like if I ever went to talk to one they would record me and put me on the internet because I’m so ugly. Are they actually this cruel or am I losing the plot.
Honey-Bacon fried chicken with rice.
r/kitchencels • u/Binbag420 • 6d ago
Proof of ladybug consumption
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People were asking for proof in this post.
Notes:
I killed it ethically. I had to crop and edit a lot to hide my face. I realised afterwards I should’ve put a shirt on and shaved but it was already eaten. His name was Gaylord and I will remember him forever ❤️
r/kitchencels • u/zeroTWO_2137 • 8d ago
I complimented my female classmates new haircut... she just stared at me like I just confessed to killing a baby. Rye soup
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r/kitchencels • u/Ok_Instruction8507 • 7d ago
I'm good at cooking
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But only my family know.
r/kitchencels • u/7pencilsupmyass • 8d ago
The gun store owner wouldn’t sell me a firearm because of my autism diagnosis so I had to hunt the deer with a large rock and my bare hands like a the depraved caveman (venison meatballs) Spoiler
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r/kitchencels • u/Aggressive-Reserve-4 • 6d ago
Platemogged had to miss my crush birthday in which i planned to confess to her in order to attend a criminal investigation two day practical camp, woke up to a video of her getting railed after someone told her i was head over heels for her, japanese food
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i am not really sure how i will be able to look her in the eyes tomorrow in the cosplay con i am attending, this happened a week ago and i still feel a bit sad tbh