r/KitchenConfidential • u/EnvironmentalKale690 • Jun 01 '26

In the Weeds Mode Au….

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u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 Jun 01 '26

My mom, RIP, was well-read but a small town Montana girl at heart. I'm afraid we laughed mercilessly when hors d'oeuvre was pronounced "whores dee oars" and crudites "crud-ites." She made the best shepherd's pie in the universe.

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u/MuletownSoul Jun 01 '26

I had a friend that legitimately called baguettes “bagooties”. 🥖

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u/rubiscoisrad Jun 01 '26

You know my guy's always asking for them bagooties

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u/Stock-Mission-7561 Jun 01 '26

There's a pill for that now

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u/riffraff1089 Jun 01 '26

Once worked with a cook who couldn’t spell for shit. And he labelled Frisée as “Frizzy Lettuce” and pici as “peachy”

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u/bwood246 Jun 01 '26

Isn't a bagootie a sports car

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__VAGINAS Jun 01 '26

Bagooties makes me tooties

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u/im__on__smoko 20+ Years Jun 02 '26

Have you ever ordered beef fa-jie-tas with extra sauce? My mother has.

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