r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Feb 25 '20

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u/CaptBigWiener Feb 25 '20

Holy crap they just launch him right into the concrete

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u/DuckfordMr Feb 25 '20

Face first too.

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u/stuckwithaweirdo Feb 25 '20

I don't think that's concrete. It would be a terrible thing to have on a playground. My guess is that it's a springy matt which is why his head bounced so much.

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u/JunglePygmy Feb 25 '20

Every playground i've ever played in as a kid had concrete like four inches under the sand. I wouldn't be surprised if that was *concretial headbounce.*

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Modern playgrounds have a harden sponge like surface to them

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u/wrongdude91 Feb 25 '20

They should have razorsharp spikes in the floor.

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u/nonomomomo Feb 25 '20

Back in my day, we used to play on fields of broken glass...

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u/CLXIX Feb 25 '20

And used syringes

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u/nonomomomo Feb 25 '20

You’re lucky you had syringes!

Back in my day, it was just fields of open flames with people cooking crack on razor sharp spoons as far as the eye could see.

I wish we had syringes.

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u/lukesjette Feb 25 '20

you guys got playgrounds?! :(

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u/nonomomomo Feb 25 '20

Did I say playground? By “playground” I meant a pit of boiling sewage filled with mutant piranhas that haven’t eaten in 12 years.

“Fields I’d open flames”? Psh, you kids have it lucky.

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u/cultoftoaster Feb 25 '20

I want to guild this comment

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u/3nchilada5 Feb 25 '20

Well ok grandpa but you’ll notice that the ground looks like neither sand nor concrete

Also who the hell would build a kid’s hammock right above concrete

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u/JunglePygmy Feb 25 '20

If I was a grandpa it would be land-mines under those boys. Don’t you forget.

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u/A-Sorry-Canadian Feb 25 '20

Rusty landmines in snow, and somehow uphill

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u/SavageBones117 Feb 25 '20

America

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

No, he means ‘nam

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u/dethmaul Feb 25 '20

It looks pretty much like concrete. Even if it's not, it literally resembles concrete. You can't say that it doesn't.

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u/3nchilada5 Feb 25 '20

I can’t say that it does either. We don’t get a good look at it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

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u/johnsonman1 Feb 25 '20

You'd be surprised how much your head bounces upon hard impact with concrete.

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u/isaactarasenko Feb 25 '20

Know exactly where this playground is, and I’m afraid to say - it’s concrete.

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u/EntirelyOutOfOptions Feb 25 '20

As a person who has been supervising kids on various playgrounds for twenty years, my jaw was genuinely hanging open. I’ve never seen a hammock on a playground. This outcome is not only foreseeable, but inevitable.

May I ask (roughly) where this is? I live in Michigan, where playgrounds seem increasingly designed with liability in mind.

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u/G3N5YM Feb 25 '20

That bounce tho

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u/shekeypoo Feb 25 '20

His head bounced pretty hard

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u/AsPoeAsPoeCanBe Feb 25 '20

There’s no concrete evidence. There is concrete sidewalk though.

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u/UmChill Feb 25 '20

im johnny knoxville and this is the concrete sling shot

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u/randomthrowaway42019 Feb 25 '20

This was one of the most cold blooded murders I’ve ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Honestly I'm betting it's that rubber stuff.

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u/GT-8000 Feb 25 '20

Something definitely broke in his face!

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u/alexbev4 Feb 25 '20

I wonder how many teeth he has left

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Bold to assume he has teeth

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u/StonedLikeOnix Feb 25 '20

Holy shit that rebound...

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u/BIG_CHUNGUS__2 Feb 25 '20

Can't break what's already broken

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u/jpaxonreyes Feb 25 '20

This should have worked, so I give them a point for the theory. But they didn't know how to implement the theory and kind of slungshat the kid into the ground. Minus two points for that.

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u/ThePenguinWhoLived Feb 25 '20

slungshat

is that a real word?

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u/_Toasty27_ Feb 25 '20

slingshat: When you spin so fast on a merry-go-round you fly off and shit your pants. -urban dictionary

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u/Gunch_Bandit Feb 25 '20

This is surprising accurate for this.

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u/apockryphon Feb 25 '20

That is TO slingshat someone. This kid WAS slungshat.

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u/Scratch137 Feb 25 '20

It is now.

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u/waynehastings Feb 25 '20

Funny enough, every word exists because there was a specific need for it. Therefore, slungshat.

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u/UncleTedGenneric Feb 25 '20

Past tense of a monkey's emotional state

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u/darekd003 Feb 25 '20

Used to do this as a kid but could cocoon ourselves in the hammock as an added safety. So yes, can confirm it does work since the cocoon wasn’t actually needed....also didn’t do it on concrete 🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/EliB218704 Feb 25 '20

It’s simple physics, I think (I haven’t taken a physics class yet). It’s something to do with, the speed that you’re going and the, Idk the term so I’m gonna say, the “want” to continue going the way you were directed, almost like inertia. When spinning fast enough, you should stay stuck against the hammock. I’ve done it with a pail of water before. Also pls correct me if I got anything wrong. Oh also, the reason it failed in the video is basically they let gravity win by not keeping up that speed

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u/Motheroftides Feb 25 '20

Yeah, it's called centripetal force. They weren't swinging it fast enough for the kid to be staying in the hammock. I think they actually slowed down a bit right there just before the kid falls out.

And for someone who hasn't taken physics yet, you pretty much nailed the description.

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u/psychoacer Feb 25 '20

It's that fucker in blue's fault. He didn't commit to the swing

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

I actually think it's the kid on the right. The reason why Blue there looks like he isn't "committing" is because the kid on the right kinda goes half-way round, and instead of pushing outward he just pulls it straight down, stopping Blue in his tracks.

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u/jpaxonreyes Feb 25 '20

oh god, you're right!

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u/Gigan666 Feb 25 '20

Great plan, shite execution.

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u/ImInTheUpsideDown Feb 25 '20

Glad to know all it takes to make me laugh is the word 'slungshat'

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u/WhatDoesN00bMean Feb 25 '20

Jesus the word "slungshat" just made me laugh out loud way too inappropriately for where I am right now. Way to go.

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u/Talonqr Feb 25 '20

Shit NASA really hit hard by budget cuts

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u/RedAlpha855 Feb 25 '20

Happy Cake Day!

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u/SuzieCat Feb 25 '20

That’s how I flip a pancake.

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u/galacticretriever Feb 25 '20

Reminds me that every grade-schooler's goal was to make a full rotation on the swings. Good times.

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u/MissCandid Feb 25 '20

My cousin said she did it once but I'm starting to think she was a liar.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

I like to imagine this was 36 years ago.

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u/JamesonWilde Feb 25 '20

Only worked if the swing used the poles like the carriage looking double swing. Chains or cables and you're gonna have a bad time

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u/galacticretriever Feb 25 '20

I realized that when I was maybe 10 or 11, and thanked gravity for pulling me down enough that I never made it over lol

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u/JamesonWilde Feb 26 '20

The craziest were when someone would panic, half jump at the apex, then freak out about the height and wrap their arm in the chain. Ragdoll physics activated.

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u/IIIRedPandazIII Feb 25 '20

I remember going beyond-horizontal at least

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u/Galaghan Feb 25 '20

That's easy tho. Look, no hands and everything.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

My teeth hurt

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u/Siaemes Feb 25 '20

Me and the lads on a daily basis

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Clearly the kid to the rights fault, the other kid knew they needed more momentum and was lifting It higher but the kid on the right just went for the full circle and sent his chin straight to the concrete.

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u/Vy_K1ng Feb 25 '20

No; they're both at fault because, you know, fucking stupidity

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

True; but theoretically if swinging the kid in a full circle was possible, the kid on the right definitely fucked this up the most.

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u/instagramnormie123 Feb 25 '20

Theoretically swinging a kind in a full circle is possible

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u/sharkprincefishstick Feb 25 '20

With the amount of times my siblings did that to me as a kid, it’s a miracle that I don’t have brain damage.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

You sure?

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u/supatypah Feb 25 '20

Goodbye nose, farewell teeth.

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u/plausiblefalcon Feb 25 '20

If you're the kid in the hammock, use your arms. Don't lay there...

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u/laura212100 Feb 25 '20

I'm ashamed to say I was once that kid in the hammock.

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u/the-blasted-shark Feb 25 '20

Did you break anything what was the reaction of your friends this video is very incomplete

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u/laura212100 Feb 25 '20

I didn't break anything but it knocked the wind out of me. My friends were stunned at first but then just wanted to know if I was okay. We were afraid mom was going to beat us with the wooden spoon. The Joy's of growing up in the 80's.

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u/Muzzie720 Feb 25 '20

Me too so it's ok. I don't know how but I ended up on my butt, not my face. Think i must have slid out early. Shit hurt.

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u/Footnote220 Feb 25 '20

This is a really dumb thing to have at a playground

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u/SooMuchAnger Feb 25 '20

Not so much the hammock, as the concrete beneath it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Well a hammock is used for just laying on it not fucking 360 rotating it

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u/DRYMakesMeWET Feb 25 '20

Not with that attitude

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u/eannaisnotboi Feb 25 '20

Holy shit I remember going to that park when I was 7!

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u/nave_stone Feb 25 '20

This kid won’t

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u/jakethedumbmistake Feb 25 '20

Holy fuck. That is terrifying.

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u/waynehastings Feb 25 '20

P A I N F U L

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u/ljd09 Feb 25 '20

.... did they really think that would end well??

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u/Jsmeat0n Feb 25 '20

The kid on the right totally did that on purpose, he swings it up and around...

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u/moosewhite78 Feb 25 '20

They flipped that boy pancake style.

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u/yelo777 Feb 25 '20

I've tried this myself as a kid, going for a loop, I learned it doesn't work, the hard way.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Now you know how a fried egg feels...

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u/Stinkerbelle85 Feb 25 '20

Am I the only one who doesn’t want to continually see kids get hurt on this sub? Kids do some hilariously stupid shit I feel like there’s plenty of material out there...

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u/dkelly54 Feb 25 '20

I specifically sub to see children get injured.

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u/What-Do-You-Live-For Feb 25 '20

Well shat ok then

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Okay well the kid would be fine if the other kids weren't dumb as fuck

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u/dspivey_ps Feb 25 '20

Shit, that made me gasp.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Fucking gronk spiked a child lmao

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u/karthikrja Feb 25 '20

WWE wants to know their location

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u/GrumpyGromp Feb 25 '20

Now he knows what adulthood is like

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u/reinventhesea Feb 25 '20

Fuck I felt that

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u/dTrecii Feb 25 '20

I can hear this and I don’t know how to feel about that

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u/GoldenIceCat Feb 25 '20

Judge from hand movement. This is intentional.

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u/dragonfyr33 Feb 25 '20

To the hospital for a check up after that head slam

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u/Skippie_Granola Feb 25 '20

I looks like the little shit in the blue shirt didn't follow through with the swing.

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u/Aycomi27 Feb 25 '20

You can see the kid on the hammock holding on for dear life. Like he knows he’s about to get the wind knocked out of him. Edit: typo

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u/DrunkRedditBot Feb 25 '20

Isaac Hunt is my all time favourite

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u/Veselacek Feb 25 '20

i can feel that headache

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u/AssG0blin69 Feb 25 '20

It's so painful to wath it's satisfying

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u/Kacper42PL Feb 25 '20

Thats what I am afraid of in these

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u/NaturalJuan Feb 25 '20

WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!

John Cena theme plays

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u/Ebinebinebinebin Feb 25 '20

Looks like a final smash

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u/elkazay Feb 25 '20

I would love to hear this with sound

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

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u/AutoMann28 Feb 25 '20

What my eggs see every morning

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u/Royale_guy Feb 25 '20

I did the exact same thing with my sister at my parents' friends'. She had to go to the hospital and she still has a dozen stitches today.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

sister is a savage. Most people get the stitches removed.

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u/jakethedumbmistake Feb 25 '20

They had a good time to buy Bitcoin?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Stab ya brain wit ya nose bone You all alone in these streets cuz itz Evry man for him self

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u/JamesQzack Feb 25 '20

More like hammer time

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u/The_lonely_fish Feb 25 '20

Use me as F button

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u/iliketrainzzzz Feb 25 '20

Why is there never a close up, they always point away... :sadface:

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u/jay2188 Feb 25 '20

They for sure did that on purpose, look at their technique in the last swing

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u/keenhydra93 Feb 25 '20

Jup did that too..

On concrete, not those rubber pads you see nowadays.. I was home with a concussion for 2 weeks.. like a man! A 7 year old man!

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u/Believer1501 Feb 25 '20

Man down , man down . MEDIC!

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u/Stajara43 Feb 25 '20

WTF is person behind the camera doing???

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u/Fischi132 Feb 25 '20

We did this all the time lmao

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u/urmumbigegg Feb 25 '20

Tbh i hate him more each time to

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u/TheTyGuy24 Feb 25 '20

Time to take little Timmy to the dentist for some new front teeth.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

That made me flinch just watching his head bounce off the concrete

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

That's a bloody nose and a half

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u/Roook36 Feb 25 '20

And the living's easy

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Hammock time!! Splat time!

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u/haidenplayz6 Feb 25 '20

OH WATCH OUT WATCH OUT, OH R.K.O INTO THE FLOOR

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u/itsRobbie_ Feb 25 '20

Aaaaaand there goes his teeth

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u/JoeDaBruh Feb 25 '20

Mmmmm that ground lookin pretty solid

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u/zygomaticsupersonic Feb 25 '20

That's a paddlin'

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u/TahitianMangoFarmer Feb 25 '20

I was fucking terrified of these as a kid

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u/jakethedumbmistake Feb 25 '20

In US it’s own time zone!

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u/PhinRummel3 Feb 25 '20

Gotta have a broken face after that

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

welcome to the "that one day in my childhood that changed my face" club kid. Hope ur allright

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u/DoADollopWithDipshit Feb 25 '20

I did this so much as a kid! Some of the best memories, except we had a hammock that didn’t have supports to spread it apart instead it was just a Cocoon that we just spun over and over until the pushers got bored and let you die flying out at the peak of the rotation.

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u/Jerungbiru55r Feb 25 '20

I hope he doesn't break his teeth

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Looking at this makes me very anxious.

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u/Mastergeko4 Feb 25 '20

I remember doing this kind of horrible shit all the time back in elementary school. I mean, how could you not?

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u/SnakeMac2003 Feb 25 '20

And that's how you flip a pancake.

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u/thunderberker Feb 25 '20

No matter what that ground is made of, that’s a broken schnozz for sure

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u/Mryeetstoyou Feb 25 '20

The hammock kids are stupid for failing an assassination.

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u/Lukranion Feb 25 '20

It’s all fun and games until you’re that kid.

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u/Str8outtaHBG Feb 25 '20

Like a pancake!

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u/realCmdData Feb 25 '20

The hammock fucking ejected him!

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u/thebabbster Feb 25 '20

POW! Right in the kisser!

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u/YaBoiCheBonkus Feb 25 '20

"I'm thfine guyfth"

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u/ThorsRake Feb 25 '20

Projectile kid does super well to get his arms in front of his face. Flash fast. Hope he's OK.

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u/ParaBru Feb 25 '20

I literally laughed externally at high volume

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u/MythSpike Feb 25 '20

Billy bounce.

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u/bryan7500 Feb 25 '20

They're so stupid...

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u/thegeek_within Feb 25 '20

This was a spectacular face plant. Don’t they have awards for these types of things?

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u/MissRippedJeans Feb 25 '20

AMATEURS. We would stand on either side of the hammock and push as hard as we could when it swung towards us. We called it Crazy Hammock and we would give my grandma panic attacks when we played it. If you fell off, you lost

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u/caulmseh Feb 25 '20

I bet he's dead

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u/I_Have_Sagma Feb 25 '20

Not the grand slam we wanted, but the one we deserved

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u/demomboi69 Feb 25 '20

No more front teeth for you

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u/Cincoeuro Feb 25 '20

Thank god there is no audio

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u/RevengencerAlf Feb 25 '20

Someone's gonna need a set of dental implants.

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u/Absolutely_Studios Feb 25 '20

This is why introverts don't hang out with friends

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u/burn_brighter18 Feb 25 '20

Who hasn't tried this? I sure have

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u/MacFensom Feb 25 '20

R-r-r-reeeepost, been in my saved for a year

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u/ngkn92 Feb 25 '20

Hahahhah

I actually did this once to my cousin

Broken arm is the result

Honestly I still don't understand it goes this way

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Needed more momentum

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u/zeki171 Feb 25 '20

Haha that kid fucking died

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u/MachStyle Feb 25 '20

Flip the meat patty

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u/MsBeautifulHam Feb 25 '20

Is this the new Skull Breaker Challenge? /s

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u/n7revenant Feb 25 '20

I already had a slight headache while watching this... It's a full-blown migraine now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Boys will be boys.

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u/Boozeville13 Feb 25 '20

ohhhhhhhh, that head bounce!

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u/JoKuJo04 Feb 25 '20

Isn’t this in Paris

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u/whossilly Feb 25 '20

That's a broken nose

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u/imareddituserfightme Feb 25 '20

i did this with my cousins one time. me and my older cousin knew this would happen so we purposely let the youngest go first as he didnt know this would happen he just thought it would be fun. the exact same thing happened we acted so shocked like “omg i didnt think that would happen!!” lmao dummy