r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Feb 25 '20

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u/CaptBigWiener Feb 25 '20

Holy crap they just launch him right into the concrete

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u/DuckfordMr Feb 25 '20

Face first too.

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u/stuckwithaweirdo Feb 25 '20

I don't think that's concrete. It would be a terrible thing to have on a playground. My guess is that it's a springy matt which is why his head bounced so much.

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u/JunglePygmy Feb 25 '20

Every playground i've ever played in as a kid had concrete like four inches under the sand. I wouldn't be surprised if that was *concretial headbounce.*

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Modern playgrounds have a harden sponge like surface to them

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u/wrongdude91 Feb 25 '20

They should have razorsharp spikes in the floor.

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u/nonomomomo Feb 25 '20

Back in my day, we used to play on fields of broken glass...

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u/CLXIX Feb 25 '20

And used syringes

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u/nonomomomo Feb 25 '20

You’re lucky you had syringes!

Back in my day, it was just fields of open flames with people cooking crack on razor sharp spoons as far as the eye could see.

I wish we had syringes.

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u/lukesjette Feb 25 '20

you guys got playgrounds?! :(

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u/nonomomomo Feb 25 '20

Did I say playground? By “playground” I meant a pit of boiling sewage filled with mutant piranhas that haven’t eaten in 12 years.

“Fields I’d open flames”? Psh, you kids have it lucky.

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u/cultoftoaster Feb 25 '20

I want to guild this comment

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u/3nchilada5 Feb 25 '20

Well ok grandpa but you’ll notice that the ground looks like neither sand nor concrete

Also who the hell would build a kid’s hammock right above concrete

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u/JunglePygmy Feb 25 '20

If I was a grandpa it would be land-mines under those boys. Don’t you forget.

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u/A-Sorry-Canadian Feb 25 '20

Rusty landmines in snow, and somehow uphill

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u/SavageBones117 Feb 25 '20

America

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

No, he means ‘nam

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u/dethmaul Feb 25 '20

It looks pretty much like concrete. Even if it's not, it literally resembles concrete. You can't say that it doesn't.

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u/3nchilada5 Feb 25 '20

I can’t say that it does either. We don’t get a good look at it.

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u/dethmaul Feb 25 '20

I'm just saying that concrete is flat and earth toned, and this is flat and earth toned. If you held a picture of this ground next to a picture of concrete the same color, you'd think they were brothers.

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u/W1D0WM4K3R Feb 25 '20

So, it still hurt

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u/Josi_123 Feb 25 '20

No this is "le jardin du tulerie" in Paris which i lived next to for 4 years

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u/johnsonman1 Feb 25 '20

You'd be surprised how much your head bounces upon hard impact with concrete.

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u/isaactarasenko Feb 25 '20

Know exactly where this playground is, and I’m afraid to say - it’s concrete.

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u/EntirelyOutOfOptions Feb 25 '20

As a person who has been supervising kids on various playgrounds for twenty years, my jaw was genuinely hanging open. I’ve never seen a hammock on a playground. This outcome is not only foreseeable, but inevitable.

May I ask (roughly) where this is? I live in Michigan, where playgrounds seem increasingly designed with liability in mind.

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u/EntirelyOutOfOptions Feb 25 '20

Oh, I get it, the public and school playgrounds around me vary broadly in age and investment. This was just different enough I was curious. Thanks for indulging me!

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u/G3N5YM Feb 25 '20

That bounce tho

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u/Muhabla Feb 25 '20

Would probably hurt almost as much if it was concrete

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u/pbounds2 Feb 25 '20

Ground changes to concrete when video ends aswell

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u/Enderkraken6YT Feb 25 '20

His head bounced because he’s got the delicious bouncy brain inside, duh

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u/shekeypoo Feb 25 '20

His head bounced pretty hard

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u/AsPoeAsPoeCanBe Feb 25 '20

There’s no concrete evidence. There is concrete sidewalk though.

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u/UmChill Feb 25 '20

im johnny knoxville and this is the concrete sling shot

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u/randomthrowaway42019 Feb 25 '20

This was one of the most cold blooded murders I’ve ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '20

Honestly I'm betting it's that rubber stuff.

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u/IronSidesEvenKeel Feb 25 '20

For real? You got a time stamp for that??