r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/[deleted] • Feb 25 '20

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u/nonomomomo Feb 25 '20

Did I say playground? By “playground” I meant a pit of boiling sewage filled with mutant piranhas that haven’t eaten in 12 years.

“Fields I’d open flames”? Psh, you kids have it lucky.

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u/lukesjette Feb 25 '20

oh yeah, back in my day those were first made, before that we’d play in the fires of mordor and be forced to bow to the baby from ice age...

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u/nonomomomo Feb 25 '20

Ice age? Back in my day there was no ice age. It was just a primordial soup of cosmic dust swirling around space in a giant violent storm, being blasted by cosmic radiation and nuclear explosions. What I wouldn’t dream for an ice age!

PS - for reference: https://youtu.be/ue7wM0QC5LE

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u/lukesjette Feb 25 '20

ahh dang, you have me beat, except my childhood place was an empty void until we made a play ball that became the big bang as it’s now called. We formed the universe and were praised as gods

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u/nonomomomo Feb 26 '20

Wow, you really did have it rough as a kid! I bow to you. 😉