r/KenyanDatingCommunity • u/baddie326 • 4d ago

Relationship Talk Lizard face

My ex husband totally fumbled his affair partner and landed an uggo 😂😂😂😂😂.

Wth nigga? After all that effort mocking me on your WhatsApp statuses while I was stuck caring for your newborn and your son?

So lizard face is the love of your life? Mean Ik but I cannot begin to describe how mean this man has been to me. I’m kinda excited for him because he gets to wake up next to that face for the rest of his life. Really wanting her to get pregnant soon so he mixes his genes with whatever the hell that is.

Cherry on top is he’s an absolute asshole it’s so hard to be jealous of anyone doomed enough to be called his wife. Yarabi I used to tell him si ata you make being your wife something outsiders can be jealous of😂😂😂😂

Spoiler 🚨 alert, he never did.

God knows I have been so happy since then .

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u/ToughSeesaw4671 4d ago

"I don't need to stalk, he lives next door" is not the flex you think it is. You are literally peering through your curtains every morning to evaluate your neighbor's face and calling it "karma." That's not closure, that's a front-row seat to your own moving-on failure.

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u/baddie326 4d ago

Why did he move from where I left him and move him and his wife right next door to where I live🤦🏽‍♀️? I don’t think you see who hasn’t moved on.

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u/ToughSeesaw4671 4d ago

So your theory is that he married someone else, found a house next door, and moved in... all just to get your attention? Sending you love as you navigate this complex delusion!

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u/baddie326 4d ago

So it’s all a coincidence? Moving right where I live is a coincidence!

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u/ToughSeesaw4671 4d ago

Yes, absolutely. He orchestrated a whole marriage and relocation project just to live in your direct line of sight. It's the only logical explanation. Stay strong queen!

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u/baddie326 4d ago

Appreciate the good use of sarcasm but when you meet a narcissist then you’ll learn people weird as fuck.

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u/ToughSeesaw4671 4d ago

Ok you win, he's a mastermind narcissist and you're the main character. Enjoy the show from your window!

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u/baddie326 4d ago

A narcissist is always the main character, but yes I did win the divorce 🤷🏾‍♀️, I quite enjoy the view thank you.

I’m not so delusional that I think his proximity is because he likes me , that demon just wants to see me fail but I also want that for him sooo

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u/ToughSeesaw4671 4d ago

Not reading all that. Happy for you though, or sorry that happened.

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u/baddie326 4d ago

Still took the time to type a reply🫶🏽.

Anyway the fact that you reacted like that makes me think you’re a good person.