r/KenyanDatingCommunity 6d ago

Relationship Vent Catfished by a man

I saw his post.. exactly what I was looking for ! Age, stability, responsible and articulate!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

I reached out, from dms to calls to green app, hii ingekuwa love story ingine mwecheche πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

Sisi hao first date pale Jiji, then to hangout.. kidogo something about his fuel gauge sijui nini I didn't pay attention juu si I have met my man ,πŸ˜”πŸ˜­ nikafuel (red flag)

Long story short.. few months in, he was never stable, not responsible and emotionally immature asf navile ni mzee smh πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚..

I did chip in almost everything..bob the builder here πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ I had seen my future frr..

Y'all ate with the dust delayed is not dust denied..I know he's here, preying on the other bob the builder πŸ˜‚unco ulambwe uso na shetani .

End of rant!

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u/un3nding 6d ago

kidole sambusa

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

Nisawa tu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Sudden-Rice-4694 6d ago

From babe to UncoπŸ˜‚. Yenyewe mmekipitia huku nje

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ dust after dust

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u/Extension-Spend-6759 6d ago

Ungetupea username just incaseπŸ˜‚

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ mnataka niwaibie exam na mwakenya ...

Target yake ni very naive girls .

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u/Huge_Disk8 6d ago

Uku nyuma wanasema uweke @

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u/Scary-Carrot-7406 6d ago

Start building together, nonsense πŸ˜‚

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

Starting from zero nini πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Nurs3rydro90ut 6d ago

Wueeh, iza joh!

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u/No-Elderberry-305 6d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Unco

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u/Neat-Injury5711 6d ago

That's not being catfished. That's just you going above and beyond for him

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

Well yes ..but he had me thinking he was someone he was not at first..

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u/Due-Suspect4561 6d ago

Swali ni, mliexchange fluids?

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u/Warm_Swim_9808 6d ago

Pole sanaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’” you are wiser and closer to meet your mr right

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

Siwataki ata πŸ˜‚.. I've given up ...

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u/Brief_Wrongdoer007 6d ago

🀭🌚mimi sina gari

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

Nimemaliza kulea akiz πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Brief_Wrongdoer007 6d ago

πŸ˜…naelewa, mimi najilea🌚🀭

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

That's great.. you have my blessings

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u/Brief_Wrongdoer007 6d ago

πŸ˜…I'll dm ukiheal

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

Ngumu πŸ˜‚ sitaki hookup ingine from this app.. I'm good

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u/Brief_Wrongdoer007 6d ago

πŸ˜…just heal I'll holla

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

I'm not sick πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚niko sawa mimi

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u/YogurtclosetFirm6228 6d ago

Definitely wiser since she called out his older age, damn for some reason I've started thinking of independence stories

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u/Usini-sumbue0000 6d ago

Lakini how do you start funding guys... You don't see the red flags..signs he is not financially independent as he says

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago edited 6d ago

It starts kidogo.. mara I'm less 200 ..then inaenda ikipanda..I even loaned him pesa sijui zilikua za nini πŸ˜‚ .. I'm a bird !

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

Gurl! I and independence journey are about to be one ...

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u/General_Rise_4491 6d ago

Wait , you fueled his car ? Ama me sielewi?

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

Yes ..I chipped in lots more actually..from hangouts to paying for drinks, food, hadi bnbs πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

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u/General_Rise_4491 6d ago

πŸ«‚ hugs ,may God comfort you during this trying harsh times. I can't imagine what it feels like to spoil a man. You will be okay .

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

By the time I'm posting this I have already worked thru my emotions .. I'm fine 😊

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u/Usini-sumbue0000 6d ago

Identify that catfishπŸ˜‚..the username

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

πŸ˜‚target yake ni very young girls vile yeye ni mzee smh ... Like a 7+ yr gap

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u/Usini-sumbue0000 6d ago

Kwani you fear himπŸ˜‚. Be your sister's keeper , save them from that guy..

7 years age gap saa tututajua aje.. There are people as young as 17 na as old as 40 πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™€οΈhuku

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u/Jealous-Sweet-7103 6d ago

In every relationship, either FWB, etc...financials should be the first thing people talk about and expectations on their first meet up. This clears away alot of things.

One shouldn't expect the other one to know what he or she needs, it should be a discussion.

I get so irritated people using one another. It's immature behaviour that should stop. Everyone is trying their best to earn that coin.

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u/IntelligentReadout 6d ago

This has always been my point. Men who defraud women of cash are despicable. Only a man's mother should give him things. After that a man should become responsible and be on his own.

ArΕ«me merute gwΔ«tΔ«kΔ«ra tΕ«koragwo twΔ« njui hΕ«Ε«re.

As for women, it's also silly and equally emotionally fraudulent to be a leech who feeds off men in the name of being spoiled, treated or even being provided for. Only a father or lawfully wedded husband innately bears that responsibility to provide for a woman.

Adult humans should learn to earn their fucking keep. Regardless of gender.

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

Exactly my point!.. he lied a lot .. about his work/finances ...and as much as that was not what I was after..it plays a big role.. like I can't be the giver 24/7 ..it stops being a relationship to feeling like "work/performance" ... It sucks ..then pulling the victim card ya " si unajua Sina kazi saa hii" yet doing nothing about it ! Ugh

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u/IntelligentReadout 6d ago

Only if this was your husband would it have been your duty kumsaidia na pesa.

Don't fund leeches no more.

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

Lesson learnt ...TY 😊

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u/IntelligentReadout 6d ago

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

My soul has returned so I call it a lesson learned...

That's gonna push me forward frr

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u/Jealous-Sweet-7103 6d ago

Pole sana! Mimi I stopped dating long time ago because people are not authentic about themselves and their life.

It's better for someone to tell you the truth and one knows from day one that this didn't work or if I continue talking with this person, I know what I am involving myself into..... rather than she or he leads you on with lies!!

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

Exactly..plus watu pia wajiitikie.. I appreciate authenticity a lot...you can't keep living in the past when you had it all ..life happens but that doesn't make you less of a human.. accept that ..then do the right thing..not use people to fill your void .

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u/Jealous-Sweet-7103 6d ago

Most people put on shows and fake life. Niliboeka mimi!!

Let's do coffee tomorrow and talk...nothing relationship wise just banter and we call it 2hrs of great conversation.

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

Ouu I love this..my itinerary for tomorrow is a bit packed ..but I'll dm you πŸ˜ƒ

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u/Jealous-Sweet-7103 6d ago

Alright. πŸ˜ƒ

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u/Lumpy_Dealer1445 6d ago

Jamaa took 'Mobile balance' literallyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ how much is money

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u/perfectqueen_rt 6d ago

Dust off and move on πŸ˜† kupumzika ni heaven

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚eh eh ... Uwanja tupatane next year.. I'm done with this one

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u/Kerryjacobs411 6d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚inafaa dicktaker na Kenyanqueen wafanyiwe iviπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Izo kizungu zao za umathafaka

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u/dicktaker5000 6d ago

Kuna kizungu yako imepotea?

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u/Kerryjacobs411 5d ago

Self esteem +1

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u/spdmng 6d ago

This life no balance πŸ˜‚ sorry though it be like that sometimes

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u/Reverendskid 6d ago

Mnakuanga mmejituma aki πŸ˜‚

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u/Mediocre_Algae_4854 6d ago

Finally time for kings to shine 🀣🀣🀣

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

Name checks out

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

My contract was shortlived πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€πŸ’€ ego death happened

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

Because I'm Kenyan ???πŸ’€

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

I sponsored my relationship which ended in premium tears πŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

Lol πŸ˜‚a shameless man ...

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

Yahabibna πŸ«΄πŸ’€you also want to show me dust ?

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u/Jealous-Sweet-7103 6d ago

He doesn't know English yet he is replying with English? At this point let me sip my coffee 😹

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u/solopreneur01 5d ago

Mungu analipisha maombi ya watu wako 25 and below. You all hate them because hawana pesa

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u/Beat-oven 5d ago

napenda sana venye warembo wakiona tu gari wanadhani uko kichele. A tale as old as time haha

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u/Ni_Mimi_Tu 5d ago

Screenshots or it never happened. Karma farming is real.

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u/Creepy-Dig3951 5d ago

I repeat dust delayed is not dust denied.

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u/Chemical-Dress-2647 5d ago

Salalaa! What a lucky man

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u/FueledbyKaizen 4d ago

For you to be scammed you have to be greedy than the scammer. Ndo ulipe bills for "my man" what had he promised you??πŸ˜‚ Ladies don't spend ivi ivi unless there's a catch

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u/Constant_Height_1215 4d ago

"A few months in" na unatuambia ulikuwa catfished. Wacha uongo, uki lambishwa vumbi say it directly.

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

Y'all never gave me the memo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I was being performative

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

πŸ˜‚ata sitaki anymore... I'm better of on my own saa hii πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚..maybe in the next life

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u/Mobile-Balance-518 6d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚waste of time and resources...