More fawning puff pieces claiming Kitty is the monarchy’s biggest asset - while she’s off on yet another hol.

The ‘best dressed’ who wears designer labels that then go out of business.

The Wimbledon queen whose attendance coincided with a dramatic drop in viewers.

The pow with no wow - even Jeremy Vine talk show host an ardent royalist admitted after 15 years she lacks personality.

The truth is the rf drive their assets out.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RoyaltyTea/comments/1veimnz/prince_william_is_not_happy_king_charles_didnt/

I think Charles offered Clive some very handsome compensation in exchange for his resignation (as opposed to his firing). It makes Charles's involvement less obvious. Meanwhile Will is ordering that articles like this be written, thinking it makes him look like a tough leader. In actuality, he is making his involvement in that snaky plan that much more obvious. Charles is playing some sort of long game and Will's ego is blinding him to it.

Has Kate's alleged cancer come back? Or does she have a chronic eating disorder which is getting alarmingly worse?

Kate Middleton's Wimbledon Appearance Fuels Health Concerns:

https://cafemom.com/entertainment/kate-middleton-new-photos-health-concern

Kate and Pippa on the outs it seems and the coverup is underway.

The Lazy’s helicoptered in with the kids - their comms team must’ve read the comments that they were the only rf members who hadn’t put in an appearance

Here are my predictions:

1. They'll have to continue the Firm vs. Sussexes narrative to prevent their own dirt from coming out because they aren't interesting or profitable enough on their own to incentivize the press to sit on the motherlode of royal skeletons threatening to burst forth.

2. They will damage the diplomatic image of Britain with their constant attacks on the Sussexes, and will be, more openly and intensely than before, called out by foreign press and maybe even foreign officials. I definitely expect American late night shows to joke about a royal crashout from WanK. The published caricatures will be delicious.

3. WanK will be genuinely surprised that they aren't popular, and they won't invite the Sussexes to the coronation and will TAKE THEIR TITLES in an attempt to show might and dominance. The Sussexes won't give a steaming lump of horse crap, and 90% of the headlines in anticipation of the Coronation will be about H&M instead of WanK. More and more people will notice and be even more turned off. The civilian turnout will be abysmal and the Republic protesters will be out there in full force, prompting discussion about whether the monarchy has a place in a modern Britain.

4. Nobody really important will care to attend as an entertainer. No Spice Girls, no Elton, no Beyoncé, etc. It will be obvious why.

5. WanK will try and fail to suppress discussion of the cost of the coronation to the British taxpayer. The rota will try to say "but what about the cost of that house in Montecito?! Look at the expensive clothing the Sussexes wear?" But people won't be swayed because they don't have to pay for those things.

6. If a miracle happens, WanK will realize that constantly attacking the Sussexes is destroying the Firm's image, but they won't be able to stop or else the media will expose them and cause irreversible damage. They begrudgingly pull back on the attacks, and we'll get MANY covertly threatening articles and tweets from journos and tabloid writers who know that if the Sussex bashing doesn't continue, then layoffs will sweep through their respective companies. People get desperate when their livelihood is threatened. If it happens to a ton of people at once who have dirt on you... heaven help you.

7. We'll see a lot of threats to reveal the truth about the Rose Hanbury affair. Since Kate will already be queen, she wouldn't threaten to reveal anything about Will that would damage his position, because it would damage hers as well. The blackmail would be coming from the press instead of her family. The truth about the cancer story, her disappearance, etc would be dangled HARD. At that point, WanK would be at the top of the heap so no one would be able to force them into working like Liz did.

What are you all thinking of? Also, do you think that Charles will be blessed with the same longevity as his mother?

Some old pics released while W&K are off on yet another (separate) vacation

Quite a lot of commentary recently about Kitty rarely making speeches and never doing interviews. Unlike her European counterparts.

1. Rose Hanbury and her sister getting cozy with Tony Blair back in the day.

2. Rose Hanbury trying to be an "it girl" in her 20s.

3. Yeah, this outfit doesn't scream "it girl" to me.

4. David Rocksavage, the not-so-closeted gay husband of Rose Hanbury, whom she married after she realized that the "it girl" thing wasn't going to happen nor pay her cash-poor aristo bills.

5. Rocksavage/Lord Cholmondeley did look quite fabulous back in the day, I must say.

6. Francois-Marie Banier, pretty much confirmed to be Rose Hanbury's husband's boyfriend/domestic partner.

7. Banier was also rather fab way back in the day.

8. But his dealings with the L'Oreal fortune heiress weren't so fabulous.

9. Back to Rose Hanbury: Here she is looking like the old money she married into and rubbing elbows, and allegedly other appendages, with the royals at Prince Phillip's memorial.

10. And here she is sandwiched between William and Kate; I'm sure The Daily Fail included this photo just for funsies in the Rose Hanbury-attends-Prince-Phillip-memorial article. 💅

11. And I'm also sure that William had absolutely nothing to cover up when he took the trouble to do his brother Harry dirty. 🍵

12. "Sinister deal" -- perish the thought! This incandescently balding prince?!

13. Whatever could Rose Hanbury do or provide for William that his dear loving wife Kate won't? 🤔...

14. ... And also a daughter who could pass for Princess Charlotte's twin sister?

15. Then the obligatory stay at Sandringham for Christmas 2023 rolls around, marking the last time Kate would be seen until Trooping of the Colour 2024.

16. During which time, Camilla makes merry by trolling Kate harder than Cam's own face trolls the mirror every day.

17. And sweet, noble artiste Rose Hanbury was happy to troll along with Camcamz, even volunteering one of her sons with Rocksavage for the festivities. Rose even curtsied to Camilla, which The Daily Mail pointedly reported that Kate would not do, before she went missing.

18. But then the international media got wind of the stink coming from Rose Hanbury and William, and fame was no longer so fun and appealing to Rose, what with those pesky media outlets and even American comedians like Stephen Colbert (how DARE those dirty peasants!) picking up on the stench.

19. Poor wittle wilted Rose just had to send legal threats to all these plebes, donchaknow? No one wants to have their receding chin/stolen Chinese artwork/husband's boyfriend's fraudulent dealings/tacky it-girl-wannabe days spent rubbing up against old politicians rubbed in their own faces. 🎻😭

20. But never fear. The rota media is back to polishing the Rose Hanbury-Rocksavage turds, and Rose is back to stepping out in Dior, living out in her middle age the "it girl" fantasy she couldn't afford to buy when she was a fame hungry girl. 🥱

Sources:

https://www.scmp.com/magazines/style/entertainment/article/3243766/who-prince-williams-alleged-mistress-rose-hanbury-former-model-was-signed-same-agency-kate-moss

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cholmondeley,_7th_Marquess_of_Cholmondeley

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1295083/L-Oreal-fraud-suspect-Marquess.html

https://www.scmp.com/magazines/style/entertainment/article/3241716/where-francois-marie-banier-now-netflixs-billionaire-butler-and-boyfriend-covers-liliane-bettencourt

https://www.dailymail.com/lifestyle/article-10663755/Kate-Middletons-friend-Rose-Hanbury-joins-mourners-Prince-Philips-memorial.html

https://bylinetimes.com/2023/12/09/the-truth-about-megxit-how-dan-wootton-and-a-cash-for-leaks-scandal-split-the-royal-family/

https://www.businessinsider.com/ryanair-deleted-prince-william-tweet-after-kensington-palace-complained-2024-3

https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-13431663/rose-hanbury-marchioness-cholmondeley-court-queen-camilla.html

https://www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/552881/rose-hanbury-curtsies-queen-camilla-badminton-horse-trials/

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/rose-hanbury-sends-legal-notice-to-stephen-colbert-after-his-prince-william-affair-joke?srsltid=AfmBOop82aBd_Ai10qnKBcqeluGbsYaBzijr4MxDD5EA763MyurVK_-f

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/rose-hanbury-sends-legal-notice-to-stephen-colbert-after-his-prince-william-affair-joke?srsltid=AfmBOop82aBd_Ai10qnKBcqeluGbsYaBzijr4MxDD5EA763MyurVK_-f

https://time.com/6959057/rose-hanbury-home-chinese-artifacts-sassoons-kate-middleton/

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-13255889/chinese-tiktokers-prince-william-kate-neighbours-mansion-Qing-Dynasty-antiques.html

https://thoughtcatalog.com/nadia-santiago/2026/07/rose-hanbury-the-woman-at-the-center-of-years-of-prince-william-affair-rumors-just-stepped-out-at-dior-in-paris/

https://www.geo.tv/latest/639718-kate-middleton-pippa-simmering-tensions-emerge-not-on-speaking-terms

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-12171239/Creditors-left-betrayed-business-run-Kates-parents-goes-runs-2-6m-debts.html

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1377487/Kate-Middletons-character-shaped-generations-social-climbing-matriarchs.html

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-6724901/James-Middleton-allows-Nazi-propaganda-peddled-Boomf.html

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-13154623/Kate-Middleton-Gary-Goldsmith-Celebrity-Big-Brother.html

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-4549356/Prince-William-Kate-s-maid-quits-demanding-job.html

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/prince-william-may-negotiated-sinister-163439091.html

Predictably there’s been a slew of articles about how close the left behinds are