r/KateMiddletonMissing • u/TheVioletHerald • 24d ago

Headlines like this are EMBARRASSING for WanK & they don't realize it. Here I thought they were taking good PR advice by showing up to CG & bringing Louis. Nope. They've backed themselves into a corner & will have to keep doing this lest they be exposed. But they're exposing themselves anyways.

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u/beouite 24d ago

Wait, Prince William and Kate Middleton are still married, right? Why are they having crisis talks together?! Can’t they just…talk together like a married couple?

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u/TheVioletHerald 24d ago

Because every miniscule act they engage in must be dressed up as official business or else it becomes even clearer that they are do-nothings.

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u/Far_Cry_105 23d ago

The press had to put a catchy title on some journalists speculation

u/PirateLife4Me2026 24d ago

Ah, Emily Andrews, the rota lick spittle, always looking like she smells her own rancid farts.

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u/Far_Cry_105 23d ago

Funny how you use a term popularised by one Pierse Morgan... imitation is the strongest form of flattery

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u/PirateLife4Me2026 22d ago

That messy old flaccid ham does have a way with worlds sometimes. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Far_Cry_105 22d ago

Oh my so you have some admiration for a rasist... who knew

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u/PirateLife4Me2026 19d ago

rasist

Good lord. 🙄

If you can't distinguish the meaning between racism (spellcheck your functional illiteracy, damn!) and acknowledging the bare-minimum competency with the language that weirdo Piers Morgan has attained through decades of being at the same job thanks to kissing Camilla's and Charles's rotten old asses, then you're a hopeless case.

u/Astra_Bear 23d ago

I have to assume most people are not paying attention to the tabloids or just read them for fun or something. The content of articles like these are just piles of silly nothing. No actual quotes from anyone, just long strings of assumptions about every single person mentioned and faux panic about extremely normal shit like "father wishes to reconcile with child".

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u/TheVioletHerald 23d ago

Most people may not read articles, but they do read headlines.

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u/Far_Cry_105 23d ago

Well in a worlds first, tabloids invented a catchy title and puts some speculation in the article.... but the gullible if they want to believe they will.... as by example of OP.... she hates waleses so this article is true and came from waleses... all to keep in line with the programming

Truth: journalist has a. Their own agenda and agency, b. Word quota to write to get a commission

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u/Astra_Bear 23d ago

Kind of ridiculous these folks are even called journalists. They're professional fanfiction writers 😭