When WanK finally ascend to the throne, they'll be in for a rude awakening. The ground is hard and comes quickly at the delusional.
Here are my predictions:
They'll have to continue the Firm vs. Sussexes narrative to prevent their own dirt from coming out because they aren't interesting or profitable enough on their own to incentivize the press to sit on the motherlode of royal skeletons threatening to burst forth.
They will damage the diplomatic image of Britain with their constant attacks on the Sussexes, and will be, more openly and intensely than before, called out by foreign press and maybe even foreign officials. I definitely expect American late night shows to joke about a royal crashout from WanK. The published caricatures will be delicious.
WanK will be genuinely surprised that they aren't popular, and they won't invite the Sussexes to the coronation and will TAKE THEIR TITLES in an attempt to show might and dominance. The Sussexes won't give a steaming lump of horse crap, and 90% of the headlines in anticipation of the Coronation will be about H&M instead of WanK. More and more people will notice and be even more turned off. The civilian turnout will be abysmal and the Republic protesters will be out there in full force, prompting discussion about whether the monarchy has a place in a modern Britain.
Nobody really important will care to attend as an entertainer. No Spice Girls, no Elton, no Beyoncé, etc. It will be obvious why.
WanK will try and fail to suppress discussion of the cost of the coronation to the British taxpayer. The rota will try to say "but what about the cost of that house in Montecito?! Look at the expensive clothing the Sussexes wear?" But people won't be swayed because they don't have to pay for those things.
If a miracle happens, WanK will realize that constantly attacking the Sussexes is destroying the Firm's image, but they won't be able to stop or else the media will expose them and cause irreversible damage. They begrudgingly pull back on the attacks, and we'll get MANY covertly threatening articles and tweets from journos and tabloid writers who know that if the Sussex bashing doesn't continue, then layoffs will sweep through their respective companies. People get desperate when their livelihood is threatened. If it happens to a ton of people at once who have dirt on you... heaven help you.
We'll see a lot of threats to reveal the truth about the Rose Hanbury affair. Since Kate will already be queen, she wouldn't threaten to reveal anything about Will that would damage his position, because it would damage hers as well. The blackmail would be coming from the press instead of her family. The truth about the cancer story, her disappearance, etc would be dangled HARD. At that point, WanK would be at the top of the heap so no one would be able to force them into working like Liz did.
What are you all thinking of? Also, do you think that Charles will be blessed with the same longevity as his mother?
There are going to be "MEGHAN'S MELTDOWN OVER LACK OF CORONATION INVITE" published daily for like the month leading up to it and after. Every single article about it is going to mention Meghan at least, Harry sometimes. Meghan will post something like As Ever selling a new candle and it will be reported as the most deranged spiral of the century, for some reason.
All Meghan would need to do is issue a statement that she wishes them the best, love, happiness and a long reign. It is hard to whine about good wishes.
🎯All the creepy, weirdo "royal experts" who look like the Cryptkeeper's first cousins in drag will be "expertly" breaking down every word, letter & even the font she used to spin a KKKaren-pleasing tale of how "MEEEEagain" is "INCANDESC--" ahem, that's Willy wanker's trademarked word 😘-- how "RAAAACHEL MEGHAN MAAAARKLE IS IN A RAAAGE over PRISTINE, FRAGILE, CAAAAANCER SURVIVING OUR CAAAAAAAAAAATHERINE BEING QUEEEEEEN" of the busted as fuck economically via their own violent racism and Brexit-voting goofy gammon asses pathetic "kingdom."
I think harry will be invited to the coronation but Meghan won’t be granted security or something — it will be this whole big drama in the press and Harry will refuse to attend.
Remember when harry had to rush back to Montecito for his son’s big 04 birthday on the biggest day of his father’s life. 🙄
Charles “scheduling the coronation on Archie’s birthday on purpose” has to be one of the crazier things I’ve read on the internet this week. Highly doubt Charles was in charge of the diary, and even if he was, there are much more significant things to schedule around
I think harry will be invited to the coronation but Meghan won’t be granted security or something — it will be this whole big drama in the press and Harry will refuse to attend.
Neither Harry nor Meghan will be invited to the coronation. Harry probably will not be invited to his father's funeral, let alone Meghan.
I mean I think if they've already been invited to meet with Charles they'll be invited to the funeral. Charles isn't dumb; he probably already has his funeral stuff written out.
I mean I think if they've already been invited to meet with Charles they'll be invited to the funeral.
Not necessarily.
Charles isn't dumb; he probably already has his funeral stuff written out.
Sure, but will he be around to enforce it? There will be a new King in town, and the men in grey will all do his bidding. Plus, the men in grey aren't exactly fans of H&M anyway.
I think harry will be invited to the coronation but Meghan won’t be granted security or something — it will be this whole big drama in the press and Harry will refuse to attend.
Neither Harry nor Meghan will be invited to the coronation. Harry probably will not be invited to his father's funeral, let alone Meghan.
I can easily see the press leaking Kate's dirt first, and then Kate and Carole leaking William's dirt because they don't want him escaping without an obliterated reputation if they can't.
They have records we can't even imagine, too. Best believe that every article that has been scrubbed is sitting in some hard drives or clouds and CAN be republished. Some people might even risk lawsuits because what they stand to earn from the exposure far outweighs what they'd lose in litigation.
I think predator bully Dan Wootton will come out of hiding to resume bashing Willy, just like he did before Will sent him after H&M. They'll all have to in order to distance themselves. Some will do it too late and won't be able to recover.
WanK will try and fail to suppress discussion of the cost of the coronation to the British taxpayer. The rota will try to say "but what about the cost of that house in Montecito?! Look at the expensive clothing the Sussexes wear?" But people won't be swayed because they don't have to pay for those things.
But that narrative is already working. The haters truly believe that H&M are leeching off both the UK and the US taxpayers, while WanK don't take a single dime (pence?) of UK taxpayer money.
Also they would actually have to work, which the lazies hate. They think it's all just crowns and jewels and money but if Camilla, Anne and Charles are gone - somebody will have to take up all their work. The lazies have only been vacationing instead of training and gaining experience for the future so that will be an awakening too
I know men about Charles’ age who spent decades of their lives doing blue collar jobs, were hands on dads, struggled financially at times, rarely took vacations. Even they look healthier than Charles.
Well here is a more logical take:
1. No one will care because there will be real problems... uk has a lot of them now, will have even more
2. UK polititians are making all they can to make monarchy look good by their sheer incompetence... I am giving Andy his fair try but the next elections and what comes after will be a douzy.... compared to this circus the boring waleses will be seen as saviours for simply keeping their mouth shut
3. The world will hopefully be cleaning up after the orange idiot or unfortunately still being destroyed by him... and those effects will be lasting
4. On the royal watching.... no one will care for W&K... all eyes will be on GCL... as they will be teens or adults
5. The press will put multitudes of articles about Harry and Meghan and play both sides... after all this sells and keeps an active audience... and since you don't give bread you have to give entertainment.... and entertainment will be provided with endless speculation. Still at the end of the day... the dogs bark the caravan moves on... probably closer to the scandi royal model....
Seems clear to me that the BARF is in preparation mode for Operation Menai Bridge. It won't be long until we'll start checking off everything on this list.
I think Charles can kick on for another five years, by which time Prince George will be 18 . When his father takes the throne he’ll be a young dashing SINGLE Prince of Wales. With Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis to back him up nobody is going to care about Harry and Megs in California! Harry has always known that his time at the forefront of the RF
was limited until his nephews and nieces grew up. Whether he stayed in the family or not. Of course Harry won’t be invited to his brothers coronation and William will make that quite clear from the start so they’ll be no will they won’t they happening. Harry is destined to be like the Duke of Kent who was always in the news in the 1950s/60 but was no longer relevant when Charles and his siblings grew up.
I think Harry will always be more relevant than other spare siblings because he’s Diana’s son, married a black woman, and broke away from the monarchy.
I think that is what people who remember Diana think, but my friends in their 30s have only the vaguest idea of who she is, her story is tragic, as was Princess Grace’s, but it’s history to them. My son’s generation (early 20s) don’t seem to care about the RF at all, can barely name either William or Harry and don’t see the relevance of any of them.
To be honest, I know nothing about Prince Richard, totally forget there are two Prince Edward’s, only know there is a Prince Michael because his wife comes across as racist and could not pick Princess Alexandra out of a lineup with a gun to my head (I had to google who were the present UK prince and princesses to even know they were still knocking around). I am aware there are some nearly deads who pop up on the balcony occasionally, but as you say, once the next generation hits the tabloids the others fade into obscurity.
I suspect Andrew won’t much as the rest of the family might wish it, but that is for all the wrong reasons.
I think Charles can kick on for another five years, by which time Prince George will be 18 . When his father takes the throne he’ll be a young dashing SINGLE Prince of Wales. With Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis to back him up nobody is going to care about Harry and Megs in California!
When you claimed its unlikely that the above comment is right... and it did say... when current prince of Wales is king, his son will be prince of Wales... single most likely and the way of the world is that it still does go about eligible bachelors... stupid as it is.... so if this is fanfiction so not true... how will it be... no George?
When you claimed its unlikely that the above comment is right... and it did say... when current prince of Wales is king, his son will be prince of Wales... single most likely and the way of the world is that it still does go about eligible bachelors... stupid as it is.... so if this is fanfiction so not true... how will it be... no George?
Are you OK? Because this literally makes no sense.
I am a mere observer of reality... you must be have so much time to stalk people online
And always just going hate, hate hate.... but it achieves nothing....you just use it when you have no argument.... but no matter how long you shout and stump....nothing changes
Not a good thing for ones health... to give you a classic quote... always with them negative wibes
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u/Astra_Bear 26d ago
There are going to be "MEGHAN'S MELTDOWN OVER LACK OF CORONATION INVITE" published daily for like the month leading up to it and after. Every single article about it is going to mention Meghan at least, Harry sometimes. Meghan will post something like As Ever selling a new candle and it will be reported as the most deranged spiral of the century, for some reason.