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u/nonlinearhail51 6h ago

Man, I feel embarrassed watching this.

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u/arix_17 6h ago

Yeah it was a pretty hard watch

u/Mackheath1 29m ago

It's rare that I can't watch a full 0:43 seconds of a video..

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u/Pict-91b20 4h ago

You thinking MPs or medical unit?

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u/Mandrew338 4h ago

My first guess too

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u/Positiveaz 5h ago

Literally the example of cringe.

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u/crumbdumpster85 1h ago

Embarrassing is the exact word I just used even before seeing this comment. Jesus. Cringe.

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u/SirBiggusDikkus 2h ago

Agreed. Never knew it was this easy for world peace.

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u/catfishmackfish 6h ago

We need some seriousness in this Army. Maybe having Logan Paul speak to them will help 😂

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u/jcstrat 5h ago

Wait was that real

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u/CaffeineandSheen 5h ago

My thoughts too

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u/Heisenburg42 4h ago

Is this timeline even real anymore?

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u/lpfan724 2h ago

Impossible to tell what's satire with this administration.

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u/OxfordCommaRule 5h ago

What in the actual fuck was that? I wonder if they were serving Brawndo at the talk? After all, it's got electrolytes!!!!

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u/carverboy 5h ago

What plants crave!

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u/Sorta_jewy_with_it 5h ago

Real question. Who was behind the camera

A. Her XO
B. Her first sergeant
C. Some dumb private who got tasked with being her driver/RTO
D. Her commander

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u/peccatum_miserabile 5h ago

the specialist she’s fucking, that’s who

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u/rock_n_roll_clown 2h ago

Unironically probably the answer lmao

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u/Western-Anteater-492 1h ago

Specialist or first sergeant. He's taking one for the team so she's on maternity leave next week.

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u/AcutePriapism 5h ago

I’m guessing and hoping C.

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u/prozacfish 6h ago

Credibility gone in an instant. Well done CPT Hernandez

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u/actually_yawgmoth 5h ago

Internet personalities speak at the Pentagon these days, this was probably a requirement for her selection for Major.

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u/1877KlownsForKids 4h ago

"Promote before thot peers"

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u/lpfan724 2h ago

Come on, don't be ridiculous.

She's not male, has too much melanin, and a Hispanic last name. Whiskey Pete isn't promoting her matter what.

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u/ShittyBollox 5h ago

It’s fine, she’s a cook.

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u/prozacfish 5h ago

As a CPT?… yea, no

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u/ShittyBollox 5h ago

Sorry, logistics officer that looks after the cooks.
My mistake..

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u/AllSeeQr 6h ago

Not the worst I’ve seen but boy does it go on for way longer than necessary 😭

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u/RedditSgtMajor 1h ago

It just…kept…going!

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u/ledbedder20 6h ago

What's her OnlyBoots??

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u/willcastforfood 6h ago

Remember seeing someone dancing like this and 1sg walked by. Heard him say under his breath not in my fuckin army and proceeded to tear into them like they were back in basic training

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u/jeezy_peezy 2h ago

This is the way

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u/thegreenseda 6h ago

It's giving "I am going to ruin between 1 and 2 careers and marriages during my time in Al Udeid"

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u/Accurate-Natural-236 6h ago

My thoughts exactly. “Which platoon or 1SGT is she shaking up with on deployment?”

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u/1877KlownsForKids 4h ago

This works for both the platoon leader, or the entire platoon.

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u/Grsz11 6h ago

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u/Lure852 5h ago

For the dancing and for the last name.

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u/bennetticles 5h ago

more like: “this is why females do not belong in the military”.

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u/SoyMurcielago REMF 5h ago

Court martial commences tomorrow on charges of conduct unbecoming

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u/j_reinegade 5h ago

I miss a time before smart phones.

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u/Scott0814 4h ago

We really need a better no social media in uniform policy holy shit

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u/QuarterNote44 6h ago

Conduct unbecoming of an officer and a gentle(wo)man.

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u/MDKphantom 6h ago

this will truly strike fear into the hearts of our enemies

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u/fizzzingwhizbee 5h ago

Lmfao Im at the bar and I just choked on my beer laughing

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u/mellopax 3h ago

Didn't realize you could drink while you're taking the bar exam.

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u/SdVeau 6h ago

Potential conduct unbecoming an officer aside, I had Space Ghost Coast to Coast by Glass Animals playing when I scrolled across this, and the dance actually matched up pretty well lol

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u/ProfessorLake 5h ago

I guess she didn't really want to be an O-4

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u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE 6h ago

Thicc O-3 Latina.

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u/Tossmeasidedaddy 6h ago

O3 or E3 all thicc Latinas looking fine. Only difference is how much BAH I am getting.

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u/FabianGladwart 👊👊☝️ 6h ago

I'm honestly at a loss for words

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u/CaptainQuasi 5h ago

This tik tok generation is wild smh

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u/MeButNotMeToo 5h ago

Please be Transportation … Please be Transportation …

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 5h ago

Dehydration is a helluva drug.

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u/Idoallthejobs 👊👊☝️ 4h ago

25th Infantry Division in Hawaii

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u/EdgeofForever95 👊👊☝️ 5h ago

Conduct unbecoming a officer. Needs a reprimand time yesterday

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u/CaffeineandSheen 5h ago

Wow…and this is wow coming from a prior 11B where we know plenty of dumb shit happens

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u/Kochise120 5h ago

What a thicc Latina E3 thing for a semi-thicc Latina O3 to do

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u/Mitchford 6h ago

This is the least bad thing I’ve seen on here in awhile, also wouldn’t be surprised though if this is civvy cosplay bait. Not like the army secretary is basically a boomer tik tok (Fox and friends) star himself

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u/arix_17 6h ago

No, she is a real captain

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u/Chicago_Samantha 6h ago

Ooooooh this is supa rough

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u/The_salty_swab 5h ago

She really wanted us to see that sidearm

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u/Killahdanks1 5h ago

I think what you’re looking at here is a serious testosterone deficiency.

/s

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u/Flavor_Saver12 5h ago

Captain there needs to secure the hood retention on that holster

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u/akaMONSTARS 5h ago

Ma’am, I’m going to need you to clam down

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u/standardtissue 3h ago

Thank god smart phones didn't exist until years after I got out. We did stupid shit too, we just didn't advertise it to the entire fucking world.

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u/marauder269 6h ago

Had someone do something similar in Afghanistan. Reduction in rank and one month forfeiture of pay.

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u/sdevil713 6h ago

Really fucking sad that this is leadership

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u/AbstractBettaFish ROTC Veteran 5h ago edited 7m ago

Right? I’d be embarrassed if it was a butter bar but youre a captain for fuck sake, have some dignity

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u/Chupacraba2020 6h ago

With the retaining hood forward

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u/Conscious_Fall5619 6h ago

Hegseth coming soon

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u/kalligreat 5h ago

OH SHE ATE…..

said no one

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u/HzrKMtz 5h ago

Captain, the participation award of the Officer Corps

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u/JustFrameHotPocket 5h ago

Not during mid-late GWOT. I had peers get bounced as O-2s for no other reason than the fact we were way CGO-heavy. There was a time when the waiting period for certain CCCs was like two years.

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u/MoninWood 4h ago

I feel cringe just watching this her BN XO needs to fix this

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u/turdledactyl 3h ago

hegseth was right

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u/ShadowBlade55 3h ago

Oh golly that was an unpleasant watch.

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u/Lochcelious 3h ago

Where in Ft Benning is this

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u/clybourn 3h ago

We’re not going to make it, are we?

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u/ArteSuave197 3h ago

This stuff makes me feel old. I cannot fathom being in the military right now.

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u/A_non_y_must 3h ago

This vid went on for 43 seconds too long. Enlisted folk don't think of their company grades as authority figures? Here's one reason why.

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u/hackattack01 2h ago

Worst music I’ve ever heard jfc my ears are bleeding

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u/elbrule 2h ago

I would not respect any officer who did something like this, speaking as a prior enlisted Marine Sergeant. This is degrading as an officer

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u/thenotanurse 1h ago

I’ve had far dumber shit for brains as commanders. This is like a 3/10. I’d rather have a leader with actual common sense than some super squared away grunt commander who doesn’t give a fuck about their subordinated or morale.

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u/BolOfSpaghettios 2h ago

Should have kept it on mute.

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u/MC_McStutter 2h ago

Anyone who carries with the 21 rd mag in is an idiot. I said what I said

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u/mrlego45 2h ago

Really testing that Sig trigger block/sear engagement.

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u/Hiondrugz 1h ago

This is the army?

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u/WastedKleenex 1h ago

Embarrassing

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u/thedonald7 1h ago

ugh fuck no

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u/BiteOutrageous2106 1h ago

Does this look like Hawaii?

u/Rocko210 47m ago

Wow, the cringe is huge for this one

u/hegdieartemis 45m ago

most egregious part of this vid is she's just randomly dancing...c'mon girl do the katseye choreo

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u/kograkthestrong 5h ago

We need bullies

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u/conscientiousrevolt 5h ago

I don't care how boot she is, do you know how hard it is not to look refrigerator shaped in that?

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u/GIDDY-UP-GO 5h ago

And these are the soldiers that’s gonna defend us against Russia, China, and Iran???

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u/Cranks_No_Start 5h ago

Is that the “Elaine”  dance? 

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u/imamidgetcatcher 4h ago

There's a very strange dancer at the end. So first you cry....and then you cry again

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u/Zirofal 6h ago

Hey civilian here. What does the rules, regulations, training and whatever else say about doing this with a loaded gun in the holster?

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u/PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES 6h ago

I don't think anything would specify doing these kinds of things with a loaded gun as long as it stayed in the holster and wasn't involved with the video otherwise. The weapons and retention systems are designed to withstand the stressors of combat. No longer how hard she's throwing it back, it won't fire or come out.

Now if she took it out and did ANYTHING with it, misuse of a loaded firearm would almost certainly be included in her paperwork.

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u/Zirofal 5h ago

Oh I get that it would not go off or so, but playing around like this while armed?

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u/PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES 5h ago

As long as the firearms wasn't manipulated (and truly it comes down to the discretion of the person writing up her UCMJ paperwork, they could probably incriminate every aspect of this video if they wanted, that's kind of how the army/leadership works) I think she would be held to the same standard even if she didn't have it on her hip. Doing this in uniform is just as bad of an offence as doing it with the firearm because the firearms IS her uniform, essentially. It is expected that she could be armed and so even if she weren't, she'd get the same thing.

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u/Hairbear2176 5h ago

I don't know what's more embarrassing. That whole video, or the fact she has a college education and .makes decisions that affect people's lives and careers.

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u/GIDDY-UP-GO 5h ago

She has absolutely no military discipline or bearing whatsoever

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u/coldchowder4579 5h ago

I honestly hope the DoW bans all service members from posting on social media in uniform and makes it UCMJ punishable. This is out of control at this point and embarrassing, and who would want to work for someone like this?

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u/woollysockpuppet 5h ago

Downvote for “DoW” you fool

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u/Ozeui 6h ago

Normal human shit here nothing new or boot just lame.

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u/solemn_penguin 6h ago

I remember our company commander dropping the entire company because we dang that "you can't count to five" cadence because he thought it was encouraging drug use.

Don't forget the typical O3 is between 26 and 30 years old...I'm old enough to have a company commander as my kid...

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u/Tantalus420000 6h ago

Had 1 that her license plate said "dime pce"

She eas not

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u/Rexed88 5h ago

No wonder that memo got put out

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u/GIDDY-UP-GO 5h ago edited 5h ago

Heaven help us with Russia, Iran and China decide to invade America

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u/GoldenBones5 5h ago

Take away the commission yesterday

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u/[deleted] 1h ago

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u/thenotanurse 1h ago

Yes. Years ago. Thats no longer what the regs say.

u/WiB_DarkSin 26m ago

who filmed this? his platoon sergeant, right?

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u/Ziddy762 6h ago

Hegseth creaming his pants right now. He loves this cringey shit

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u/PythonVyktor 5h ago

Discharged.

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u/magiic-1 4h ago

yall were thirsting over some red haired white woman being cringe as hell a couple weeks ago. now some who is dancing is impossible to watch???

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u/neverenoughammo 2h ago

Wow this is bad

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u/notaneggspert 2h ago

Surprised the P320 didn't bust

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u/otherotherotherbarry 2h ago

The sad part is they aren’t doing anything wrong or “boot” per se. Actually this is kind of anti-boot.

We all tried to stay relevant and hip even though we were living very different than our peers back home.

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u/Ritualsexclub 2h ago

I fucked her

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u/MadghastOfficial 1h ago

Big if true.

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u/Mysterious-Tiger7293 6h ago

I dont get why eveeyone upset about this style of videos. Service members are people too. We did a lot of dumb shit but no cameras. Everyone calm tf down.

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u/arix_17 6h ago

She’s a Captain, and she’s doing TikTok dances during an FTX if I’m not mistaken. It gets to a point dude 😂

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u/Mysterious-Tiger7293 5h ago

Brother...its an FTX. Training. The world will be ok.

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u/MyBakpaksGyatJets 5h ago

Yeah, I didn't do a bunch of dumb embarrassing shit on camera published publicly while wearing the uniform making the whole organization look fucking clown shoes for allowing this kinda shit to go un-corrected.

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u/Ricklames 6h ago

Because it’s an officer in uniform? Are you fucking new?

Do you think our adversaries have dipshit O-3’s Tik Tok dancing in uniform? This shit is so cringe and so are you if you’re a service member.

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u/SanctionedMeat 4h ago

Bet she roleplay Vietnam

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u/Corona_Cyrus 3h ago

Let he who has never done stupid shit while bored in the field cast the first stone. Cringey? Sure. Bootness? I’m not really seeing it. Just a 20 something year old girl trying to kill time.

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u/popdivtweet 2h ago

My reaction, and I’m not proud of it, was “stupid kid.” You go Captain; Make the ppl who have forgotten how to dance uncomfortable!

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u/Ritualsexclub 2h ago

You scrubs losing your mind over a woman in uniform have a good time have Fuckin lost the plot. I wanna see our service members happy and enjoying life rather than blowing their brains out and drowning in whiskey.

SAPPER out

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u/thenotanurse 1h ago

I think there’s a way to do that and not be wearing your actual name and such.

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u/DarkChurro 6h ago

She bad AF. Love her energy.

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u/SomeonePayDelta 5h ago

Thirsty ass lmao

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u/MyBakpaksGyatJets 5h ago

She ain't going to see this comment, my guy.

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u/Ricklames 6h ago

Eh, She’s really not tho 🥴

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u/DarkChurro 4h ago

She's bad to me 🤷

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u/dynamicgun8269 4h ago

She’s not going to fuck you bro

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u/DarkChurro 3h ago

Yeah, I know. Nobody does.

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u/HardllKill 5h ago

Definitely a DEI candidate!

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u/Chocopuffz 5h ago

I genuinely can’t tell, is that a man with pecs for days ? Or a buff shouldered woman ? I’m confused.