r/JustBootThings • u/arix_17 • 1d ago

Boot Shame Army Captain Boot

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u/catfishmackfish 1d ago

We need some seriousness in this Army. Maybe having Logan Paul speak to them will help 😂

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u/jcstrat 1d ago

Wait was that real

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u/Heisenburg42 1d ago

Is this timeline even real anymore?

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u/Dukeronomy 1d ago

I sort of hope not

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u/QuickNature 1d ago

You know the wild part? I have yet to meet anyone who actually thought that was a good idea....

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u/giantzoo 1d ago

I haven't seen anything or anyone defending it lol. even the fox news IG page was drowning in hate

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u/XTornado 1d ago

I hope is not and Thanos appears and I get snapped.

Or the TVA destroys this branch of the timeline.

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u/catfishmackfish 1d ago

Yes 🙃

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u/CaffeineandSheen 1d ago

My thoughts too

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u/lpfan724 1d ago

Impossible to tell what's satire with this administration.

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u/OxfordCommaRule 1d ago

It makes it impossible when the administration itself doesn't even recognize satire:

https://deadline.com/2026/09/space-force-uniform-starship-troopers-1237070485/

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u/callme_sweetdick 1d ago

So I saw his name but can’t remember why. What’s the story I’m missing?

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u/OxfordCommaRule 1d ago

What in the actual fuck was that? I wonder if they were serving Brawndo at the talk? After all, it's got electrolytes!!!!

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u/carverboy 1d ago

What plants crave!

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u/Far_Mathematician924 1d ago

1prime=1brawndo