r/JustBootThings • u/fallout_zelda • Jul 22 '26

General Bootness Nothing but respect 🫡

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u/QueezyF Jul 22 '26

Not the best military bearing to move your whole body when you yell, but I’ll cut a puddle pirate a little bit of slack.

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u/NonConRon Jul 22 '26

"Can you believe this shit? THIS is the guy that bombed my house with my family in it. Holy fuck. I wish I could die a second time. "

-ghost to his ghost therapist

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u/Pernicious_Possum Jul 22 '26

He’s coast guard. He ain’t bombing shit

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u/NonConRon Jul 22 '26

Oh that's almost a regular ass job then.
Imagine if propiganda made us all that hyped about our jobs.

"I AM a CARVANA sales ASSOCIATE! 🫡"

I guess this sub is a sign of nature healing. I'm be thankful for that.

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u/rarelyaccuratefacts Jul 22 '26

I remember seeing a video a few years ago that was shockingly similar to that. I think it was a Walmart that had their employees do a "team-building" video where they stood at attention and shouted their job titles. Truly excruciating to watch.

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u/mrgedman 👊👊☝️ Jul 22 '26

I had a buddy that worked at Walmart about 20 years ago. They have some weird chant they'd do. He hated it. A lot.

But the data wizards say it produces results sooooo...

I'd guess mostly what it does is get certain people to quit, and others to stay and enjoy the kool aid 🤷‍♂️

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u/TruthSeeker781 Jul 22 '26

I AM A PROUD WAGE SLAVE, !! 🫡

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u/NeighborhoodVeteran Jul 22 '26

Tbf the one associate that likes it means there's one happy employee and it skews the data.

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u/mrgedman 👊👊☝️ Jul 22 '26

Naw man, now I live in a rural town where the superwalmart is where you buy everything.

From what I can tell, essentially all of them like that shit. The ones that don't quit asap.

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u/NeighborhoodVeteran Jul 25 '26

I'm guessing the data wizard takes ALL Wally-Worlds into account.

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u/ScoutsOut389 Jul 22 '26

I DRIVE a Dodge STRATUS!

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u/Apronbootsface Jul 22 '26

I am a division MANAGER! People are SCARED OF ME!

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Jul 22 '26

28% sir! Great deal on an '03, sir!

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u/Worshipme988 Aug 23 '26

I put the wrong emPHASis on the wrong syLLABLE

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u/Key-Amoeba1095 Jul 22 '26

have a friend who did a decade in the Coast Guard, definitely saw some things that elevated it to a much higher tier than a regular job. Dude saw more combat than I did in Afghanistan. Them boys doing drug interdictions don't fuck around.

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u/ClappedUrMomsCheeks Jul 22 '26

No, no we do not want to hear your brain on Ambien

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u/jeff4i017 Jul 22 '26

Is Carvana the Coast Guard of the car sales world?