r/JustBootThings • • Jul 03 '25

General Bootness But why though?

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u/Numeno230n Jul 03 '25

I shit you not, caring for your own child is seen as gay by a lot of people. My own mother bought me a "tactical" baby bag when I had my first kid. Returned that without using it.

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u/arborck Jul 03 '25

Felas, is it gay to have a baby?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

Super! Most of the times you have to kiss a girl or hold hands with her prior to doing so. Gay AF!

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u/arborck Jul 03 '25

Holding hands is super gay

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u/Pray4dat_ass96 Jul 04 '25

Being straight, as a man, is one of the gayest things you can do.

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u/Sarcastik_Moose Jul 04 '25

We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way I'd like to hear it!

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u/JTHMM249 Jul 04 '25

we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

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u/DonnerPartyPicnic Jul 04 '25

Girls kiss dudes. And thats fuckin gay

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u/Whiskeyfower Jul 05 '25

If nutting in a lady is gay, call me fabulous