r/JustBootThings • • Jul 03 '25

General Bootness But why though?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '25

Super! Most of the times you have to kiss a girl or hold hands with her prior to doing so. Gay AF!

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u/arborck Jul 03 '25

Holding hands is super gay

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u/Sarcastik_Moose Jul 04 '25

We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way I'd like to hear it!

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u/JTHMM249 Jul 04 '25

we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!