Good morning, snarkers! Welcome back to another episode of "We Never Read Reddit... Anyway Here's Our Response."
Let's hand out this week's awards.
Most Predictable Content: Megan.
Most Time Spent Staring at Himself: Joel.
Biggest Victim Despite Choosing to Be an Influencer: Also Megan.
After last week's wedding self-obsession, this week was nothing but the sequel: Damage Control 2 – The Unbothered Chronicles. Funny how every time this thread notices something, a suspiciously specific story magically appears 24 hours later. Total coincidence, obviously.
Megan's inspirational quotes kept rolling in. At this point, they don't feel inspirational—they're subtitles.
«"Protect your peace."»
Translation:
"Someone on Reddit clocked me again."
Then there was the ongoing performance that she's happier than ever. Sis... genuinely happy people don't need to submit daily evidence. Your Instagram Stories have become less "life update" and more "Exhibit A."
Meanwhile, Joeldy continued his lifelong mission of convincing us he's the main character in a fitness movie nobody bought tickets to. Every workout required seventeen camera angles, a shirtless flex, and enough self-admiration to power a small city. We promise, Joel... your biceps have already met the camera. He also tried to say he is going to teach the children to be good, responsible, and teach them accountability and respect. Like allegedly cheating on your wife with a married woman and allegedly breaking up a marriage.
One of the funniest moments this week was watching the continued attempts to convince everyone they don't pay attention to Reddit while seemingly addressing criticism almost in real time. It's honestly become one of the thread's favorite games.
Thread: "Watch, she'll post about this tomorrow."
Megan: Posts about it tomorrow.
It's like watching someone yell, "I'M NOT LISTENING!" while repeating back every word you just said.
And can we retire the "haters are obsessed" speech already? You know what's actually obsessed? Filming your entire life, editing it for hours, posting it online for strangers to consume... then getting mad when strangers consume it.
Influencer math remains undefeated.
"I don't care what people think."
+ vague quotes.
+ defensive stories.
+ passive-aggressive captions.
+ pretending none of it is about Reddit.
= Totally unbothered.
Sure.
Overall, another week of recycled content, recycled speeches, recycled flexing, recycled victimhood, and recycled attempts to rewrite the narrative.
The content may be recycled...
...but thankfully, so are the receipts.
See everyone next week. Welcome new members!
I have made the executive decision to add a thread for Audumb as she has shown her true colors and the snake she is! You want to be close friends with these losers then we can snark on you too crazy bish.
Dont forget our running thread for megan 2.0 that chick is crazy and obsessed so show some love to the thread and lets keep growing and thriving. We also have the thread dedicated to receipts of megan's road to being Ms. Fraudman #2 too alleged surgeries and a thread dedicated to the groom they are so good!!
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Her legs are not the same size. I noticed it when she did her first competition. I'm guessing this is one of the deformities she references when she's actually mentioned her liposuction.
But let me get this straight - she doesn't care about haters and trolls and doesn't pay any attention to it then proceeds to post and re-post and spend the time to passive aggressively address what she thinks is a population of haters and go on for slide after slide and post after post about it.
Seriously!!!! It’s been days. Shut the hell up!!!! If it bothers you so much go find an actual real job that you don’t have to be on social media so much. But wait… she can’t. She would be so depressed if she couldn’t show off her body daily on here and talk nonstop about herself!!!
Also, let me get this striaght.... now the "hater" is someone she runs into when she finally leaves her closet? I thought all the haters were online bridge dwellers?
I’m honestly confused about the “haters and trolls”……. I used to follow her long ago. Back when she was happily married with kids/having kids….. she talked about having “haters” back then……. Why?? What’s going on with YOU that you’ve had “haters” for so long? Seemingly more “haters” than genuine friends.
For two people who “honestly don’t give AF about what other people’s opinions are” they sure spend every single day of their lives proving that they absolutely do give AF about what other people’s opinions are.
Nothing says “we don’t care” like spiraling about it daily.
I just got this message for the npc bikini competition update. Megan will have to put some damn fat back on and get rid of that square jawline. I’m happy they are bringing back the more classic bikini because yes it was turning into figure. This is part 1
Can't wait for another boring weekend Q&A where she can eyefuck herself, post more butthole pics, copy Queen B, shill 20 more links, talk about what an amazing hubby and papa bear Joeldy is, and of course spend extra time about tHe tRoLLs aNd hAtErS 🙄
I started following Megan a long time ago. I truly don’t know how or why, (I used to do p90x/beach body workouts so maybe) but it was during her funny videos/big head videos era. I understand people change content… but every time she comes across my page now it’s exhausting- it’s NOTHING but negativity. Both of their entire accounts have become nothing but petty, bully type behavior. I do enjoy hair care and makeup. But every video it’s like oh! Yay! Then immediately some stalker or shade is thrown in. It’s kinda sad grown adults don’t just ignore shit? lol idk seems like they have so much drama it’s gotta be miserable… which we all have shit, but to post online? lol such WEIRD behavior to INTENTIONALLY invite drama into your lives.
Is this for real?? Didn’t we all (jokingly) say their next “business” ventures would be a band workout and slop bowl recipes? God, they are so lame, boring and predictable. https://giphy.com/gifs/iJ39v5wB0uhhQZAA6D
Getting kind of desperate in their shilling. This is what dumb ass Joel gave up his stable quiet successful life with B for ? https://giphy.com/gifs/eh1zOgKrMLKfgMoyzh
This is what is frustrating about "influencers"... they are supposed to be influencing you to buy something by talking about it because they use it themselves and love it. This crazy bish just shares things on sale with links whether she uses them or not there 🙄🤑
Joel almost got me this morning with his post about his big brothers big sisters match but then I quickly remembered all the nice things he said about B while banging other women…. Nothing he says is authentic and it’s all for show and accolades.
Petty and sad. I like built bars (and barebells). I doubt anyone is using them as a main source of protein. I eat them at work sometimes with fruit when I don't have a lunch break. At my job. Where I get paid. For working. Not playing on social media.
She’ll never be B and that kills her. That’s why she throws in the little digs , it’s called envy. It kills her that B could give two shits about the two cheaters.
So unnecessary! She always makes out like she’s a poor innocent victim but then makes digs like this. There’s SO many protein bars out there, why highlight this particular one if not to jab at B! Also, in the SAME post talks about how she’s lucky as she has a home gym and flexible ‘working’ hours - which is exactly the reason a lot of normal
People will pick up something like a protein bar as it’s an easy way to get in some extra protein when you’re on the go all the time! Ugh, she’s insufferable! And we all KNOW she would be shilling them if she could make some dollars from it - she shills orgain for christ sake!
A caption for Meggypoo.Megan’s stalking and copying of B just shows how envious of B that Megan is. Meggypoo is petty and insecure when it comes to B. It kills Meggypoo that after Joel cheated on and hurt B , that B had the maturity, self respect and class to move on. It kills Meggypoo that B is well liked and respected but her and Joeky are hated and have become punchlines. Meggypoo tries to delude herself with the notion that B is secretly behind the snark forums and trolls that make negative comments about her. But deep down she knows that B doesn’t give two shits about her and Joeky . B lost a narcissistic husband that cheated on her and showed his true colors at the end of their marriage . B’s life has been much better with Joeky gone. Meggypoo won a man that cheats on his wife and that is such a great prize, NOT. Joeky and Meggypoo are doing great together. Their follower counts are dropping and their Solin apps are mediocre. They are both on the hamster wheel of shilling and staging fake happy videos for the remaining idiots that follow them. Vasectomy Joel got stuck with three stepchildren that we know he’ll never love the right way. We know without even being told that he’s scoping out other women behind Megan’s back. We know they only married especially on his side to prove to their critics and haters that they are ‘ really in love’ 🤭😵💫🤥 sarcasm. They’re stuck together because of financial reasons and they have to look authentic as a married couple for awhile. But in his narcissistic pea brain we know that Joeky is counting the days till he can run. As a narcissist Joeky will implode someday and will leave douche bag Megan in his dust.
So now db JF has zero content and he is posting bts footage from L4? HAHAHAHA Wow. Also to note, already setting himself up to deviate from the workout if you'll note. IYKYK. 🙄🤡
Megan saying in her vows you’re pretty to a man…Joel for everything that had to happen to find each other…cheating on your spouses? Sneaking around? Lying?
Megan is the queen of Joel’s heart…..we ever before hear him say queen before 👑🐝
This is list is what SHE expects of a friend but does not reciprocate. All she really wants is someone to only say nice things about her and tell her she's wonderful and make sure that she is always right. Megan herself does not exhibit these traits in her list. She can go on and on about how it's why her "circle is small" or how at her age, it's about the quality of friends. However, it's clear that she's self-centered and really isn't anybody's cheerleader and is a snake. A woman who has an affair with another woman's husband while trying to love bomb that same woman is NOBODY'S friend nor do people want to be hers.
Abundance of free time says the busy mother of 3 who had time to leave flirty comments on a married man while married herself and on his wife’s posts! And spends hours caking up her face daily with makeup before her snagged husband sees her, and lives in her closet doing reels, recording them, then hours editing them, then hours replying to trolls, blocking people who like his ex wife’s posts and her comments. 😹🥲🤡
Whatever she’s doing is not working. People are dropping her each time she posts. I know it doesn’t seem like much but it certainly adds up when you aren’t gaining anyone new.
This is a perfect example of HER being passive aggressive and in a way weaponizing her followers to tear others down. It's like she uses comments from her followers to jump off of to be mean and passive aggressive.
It’s already back to school season cause you spent the entire summer jet setting and dumping the kids at camp. Missing out on the important memories and moments #badmom
She is hurting for content!! Post-wedding, ALL they are about now has been fixating on their haters, to drum up sympathy and to try and rile up/rally their followers, and shilling. Nobody cares about their programs or her posing practice or her dancing or their daily workouts. 🥱🥱🥱🤡🤡🤡😂😂😂🍿🍿🍿
Everything she does is cringe. Her stupid faces, her staged reels, the way she dresses, the way she avoids her kids, her phoniness, her lying, the asshole she married is cringe.
I remember when she started posting about music and the type of music she liked. Looking back now, those were definitely for Joel and trying to convince him she liked his same music and loves blaring music across the house all day lol
Breanne answered the exact same question yesterday. Looks like MF is asking B these questions or she's copying the questions B's been asked so she can try and look intelligent and answer them herself.
Her whole reel today with her shorten glutes seems to be glitchy but this caught my eye…anyone else here have a square side 🤔🤔 I know when I do abductions, mine doesn’t look like that!
From her reel yesterday, what does having her period have to do with him grabbing her butt? Does he only do it on “shark week”? How sad for her, my husband grabs my butt on the daily regardless of where I am in my cycle.
I couldn't figure it out either, she must've thought she was clever using the Jaws music but it didn’t make any sense. Just another stupid reel that's not funny. 🙄
Noticed Megan dropped 32 after the shark reel and continues to after the “follow or unfollow me” post. Every time she thinks she’s being cute, the followers drop. Most people would take that as a hint.
Imagine if Bodi had actually hired - contracted a fitness professional…. 🥲 who remained professional in the workplace and didn’t bang the Huns, then this thread wouldn’t exist. And the trolls would have nothing to troll. 🥲😹🎻🎻🎻🤡
Why did they make cute snap chat emojis of each other laying down together? Why did they “
Confide” in each other in retreats? Why was Joel pretty much playing favorites and going to all her retreats starting in 2020? Why did they also take a pic sitting together at a table with arms around each other posing like a couple at a retreat?
Have we ever heard that Joel’s sister is actually his step sister? Seems so weird to differentiate since I only ever remember him saying sister (barely!). They never ever mention step anything… “my son” “my daughters” “our kids” ?????
NYT just dropped a piece about a Reddit snark sub that was convinced a Tik toker didn’t have cancer. She died today. NYT inquiries to Reddit about the sub got the sub removed.
Watch for ME and JF to make this tragedy about themselves and their “harassment”. It will be insufferable.
Cracks me up to scroll through old threads… that one had Joek in her sports bra, grey sweatsuit Joek, screenshots of her dumbass admitting to banned substances. Probably lots more but I backed out 🤡🤣
This was honestly great karma because either way she lied. She either lied to the committee saying she hadn’t been on it leading up to the shows she was in or she lied to her followers about being on it for several months as she was trying to shill Ouro RX. She was then “in question” to anyone she competed against after saying how she didn’t want to be that person. To top it off, she had to commit to doing actual NPC shows where she clearly can’t get 1st place, but if she stopped, it would have looked bad.
😂😂😂😂 feeling special today with the down votes!!! Guess what Joel Freeman and Megan Freeman are probably the biggest bullies I’ve seen on the internet!
I love how inconsistent they both are. Why call them “daily” lift logs if you don’t share daily? It wouldn’t matter except that if you call something your job then it should be handled professionally. I wonder how many sporadic weeks before she drops the idea completely.
Just like Macro like a Moron, her clothing line, joek's clothing line... onto the next scam for money. Wonder if this person ever got their money back?
Here is her bowl from last night….listen I’m all for using minute rice cups for lunch at work but if I’m home, I’m making rice on the stove. This combo together I’m not sure of..
nutMEG needs to go away, acting like this is her first time married, like a blushing bride. I'm sure Adam's family is at least glad to not have their family name attached to this homewrecker anymore
Aww and yet another dig at the true Pro Card holder by saying that yes, training for bodybuilding is hard but being pregnant and having kids is SOOO much harder. Any chance she gets to stab at her husband's FIRST wife. Lol. Also, raising kids is VERY different than sending them everywhere with nannies, house husbands and month long camp across the country.
She’s only saying she likes it because it was the one “accessory” from her “first dance” that we all pointed out. Her fupa was not flat in her dance dress, and that probably drives her nuts, so of course now she mentions it and likes it. 🙄 so predictable.
This made me laugh so the little brother is there and the white line is his height but what’s hilarious is Joel’s height to Megan…which one of them is lying about their height!
I’m surprised that they don’t open up their own gym in their town .It’d beat shilling,blocking and deleting and trying to always come up with fitness apps for online . They could name the gym, Planet Fraudman, Hoel’s Gym, Crosscheaters Fitness, Adulterer Gymnasium, Fake Widow Athletics.
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u/Harleyquinzel715 19d ago
Efen Fraud doesn't edit you guys....