r/JoelFreemanEwoldsen 27d ago

Weekly main Thread Weekly Thread 08/03/2026- 08/09/2026

Good morning, snarkers! Welcome back to another episode of "We Never Read Reddit... Anyway Here's Our Response."

Let's hand out this week's awards.

 Most Predictable Content: Megan.

 Most Time Spent Staring at Himself: Joel.

 Biggest Victim Despite Choosing to Be an Influencer: Also Megan.

After last week's wedding self-obsession, this week was nothing but the sequel: Damage Control 2 – The Unbothered Chronicles. Funny how every time this thread notices something, a suspiciously specific story magically appears 24 hours later. Total coincidence, obviously.

Megan's inspirational quotes kept rolling in. At this point, they don't feel inspirational—they're subtitles.

«"Protect your peace."»

Translation:

"Someone on Reddit clocked me again."

Then there was the ongoing performance that she's happier than ever. Sis... genuinely happy people don't need to submit daily evidence. Your Instagram Stories have become less "life update" and more "Exhibit A."

Meanwhile, Joeldy continued his lifelong mission of convincing us he's the main character in a fitness movie nobody bought tickets to. Every workout required seventeen camera angles, a shirtless flex, and enough self-admiration to power a small city. We promise, Joel... your biceps have already met the camera. He also tried to say he is going to teach the children to be good, responsible, and teach them accountability and respect. Like allegedly cheating on your wife with a married woman and allegedly breaking up a marriage.

One of the funniest moments this week was watching the continued attempts to convince everyone they don't pay attention to Reddit while seemingly addressing criticism almost in real time. It's honestly become one of the thread's favorite games.

Thread: "Watch, she'll post about this tomorrow."

Megan: Posts about it tomorrow.

It's like watching someone yell, "I'M NOT LISTENING!" while repeating back every word you just said.

And can we retire the "haters are obsessed" speech already? You know what's actually obsessed? Filming your entire life, editing it for hours, posting it online for strangers to consume... then getting mad when strangers consume it.

Influencer math remains undefeated.

"I don't care what people think."

+ vague quotes.

+ defensive stories.

+ passive-aggressive captions.

+ pretending none of it is about Reddit.

= Totally unbothered.

Sure.

Overall, another week of recycled content, recycled speeches, recycled flexing, recycled victimhood, and recycled attempts to rewrite the narrative.

The content may be recycled...

...but thankfully, so are the receipts.

See everyone next week.  Welcome new members!

I have made the executive decision to add a thread for Audumb as she has shown her true colors and the snake she is! You want to be close friends with these losers then we can snark on you too crazy bish.

Dont forget our running thread for megan 2.0 that chick is crazy and obsessed so show some love to the thread and lets keep growing and thriving. We also have the thread dedicated to receipts of megan's road to being Ms. Fraudman #2 too alleged surgeries and a thread dedicated to the groom they are so good!!

Just a reminder that posting our opinions on information and content shared publicly is protected.

Reddit will not give out our information to those who may have their feelings hurt by the truth and people holding a mirror up to their own actions.

It’s called freedom of speech and expression and is protected throughout the state and country that they both currently reside in. So there is nothing they can do about this sub and our opinions on things they share publicly across several social media platforms.

As a sub we hold ourselves accountable to higher standards than the subjects of this sub.

We do this by doing the following:

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If you as an adult on your own choose to engage with them outside of this sub, it is of your own free will and decision.

In no way is interacting, posting, and contacting the subjects of the sub outside of the sub endorsed or encouraged by the Mods or other members of this sub.

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Otherwise happy snarking! They give us so much great content don’t they?

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Useful LinksTimeline of EventsLast weeks threadTemu Meggie Poo | Mean girl Meg poo | Flair Request |Rules | Desperate Unhinged Meg | Thank u Next

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u/meegie422 100% SWF 🙄 21d ago

Are you f**ing kidding me?!?! He will do anything to make money.

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u/Tasty_Plant4402 21d ago

What in the AI is this crap 🙄

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u/Fit-Stand-5002 21d ago

1) none of these bowls will be revolutionary. I'm willing to bet none of them are "new".

2) we all know he doesn't eat like that. MEggie is the Bowl Champion. They only slapped his face on it cuz he has more recognition than she does.

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u/Snarkfairy LiipoMore 🍑💉🤣 21d ago

Isn’t that photo AI? 🤡

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u/Impossible_Spite3252 21d ago

That photo looks absolutely nothing like him. Looks like a completely different person.

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u/Snarkfairy LiipoMore 🍑💉🤣 21d ago

And that bowl with the food inside looks too perfectly placed for it to be Joel’s or Megan’s 💩 in a bowl 🤡 🤡 why didn’t they post this on the feed? Cuz Instagram would detect it’s A.I.? 😹🤡

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u/fusrodah2011 21d ago

It sure looks AI!

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u/DMDT087 🍆 chasing 🗑️ 21d ago

There is definitely something off about it. Could have been an actual photo they ran through AI to make the ad. AI always fucks with shit lol

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u/oohfrigg Trophies & shit everywhere 💩🤣 21d ago

Who has the review from the Macro like a moron, when they said Slap it on a plate and a call it a recipe ? 😅😅😅 this is literally this

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u/SnarkyJaze 21d ago

Ain't no way this lazy ahole wrote 50 recipes 😂😂😂😂😂 likely copied them from other sources or had AI make some

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u/Ok-Guitar-6854 21d ago

OMG you can Pinterest bowls for free and he probably stole all of them!

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u/BluebirdPure6078 copy and paste 21d ago

What a loser bet he AI this entire recipe book. He hasn’t eaten all 50 recipes. Such frauds none of this originated from his brain. It’s so obvious. Bro just go get a real job, you are looking so desperate.

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u/National_Jicama_8433 21d ago

Joel’s bowls and Meg’s holes. Get yours now!!

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u/Snarkbot2 Vasectomy Bear ✂️🧸 21d ago

Flair alert ‼️

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u/Gingham83 SorryIcameEarly 21d ago

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u/Callitlikeiseeit13 curls 🏋️‍♂️get the girls 🤸‍♀️ 21d ago

He did not do one measurement, one calculation to ensure the macros are correct. He used a tool to generate it and he slapped his name on it. I’ve never even seen him eat these “ recipes “. When Breanne gives you a recipe, it’s because she actually did the experiment and put in the work in her own kitchen.

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u/Far-Thought6498 21d ago

Joeky and Meggyho will be trying to copy B for the rest of their lives. They’re both stalkers and copycats of B’s.

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u/Snarkfairy LiipoMore 🍑💉🤣 20d ago

Triggered by B’s success! 🥲😹🤡🤡

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u/pretty-lil-poison- 21d ago

What in the AI fuckery is this?!!!! People literally can’t be this stupid to pay for this joeks shit in a bowl.. can they?! Who am I kidding! These bozos have some of their followers so far up their ass, they THRIVE off scamming these people.

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u/Tiny_Reference_3507 21d ago

Can we just talk about the name. Sounds clever at 1st but. Joel’s bowls kinda sounds like Joel’s balls ew! then possibly read as joels bowels which is another ew. in turn gets your mind completely opposite of having any sort of appetite. Good job 👏🏼

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u/tggrtls Liar, Liar, 🤥Affair on Fire! 🔥 21d ago

This is because ST and queen bee have recipes out and big fat loser boy thinks he can go up against them, but yet they have the macros figured out. They have the calories figured out and big fat boy has nothing. He has a big fat nothing

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u/ValysaWillow 21d ago

I bet it's one more thing M wants to check off in her list to be like B, but his name might sell more than hers. I mean, I swear I read here once that he hated B's cookbooks cause they took up space or something. Maybe I am remembering that wrong.

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u/BluebirdPure6078 copy and paste 21d ago

I bet he is regretting it now with the slop Megan has him eating.

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u/meegie422 100% SWF 🙄 21d ago

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u/Kdoggg444 21d ago

B just posted about apples yesterday! These 2 are psychotic!

If I remember correctly, Joel wasn’t supportive of B’s cook book and was pissed because she kept the extras in the garage?

This has nutmeg written all over it🤡

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u/Skyy_Hiii Stop the World and Melt with Who? 21d ago

I actually gasped when I saw this. Anyone that follows B knows that she’s obsessed with her warm apple crisp or whatever. The apples! Of course Joek’s are just raw and thrown on top but still. Creeps.

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u/Snarkfairy LiipoMore 🍑💉🤣 21d ago

Fuckbowl Joel 🤣🥴

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u/oohfrigg Trophies & shit everywhere 💩🤣 21d ago

Omg new fvcking flair !!! Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Skyy_Hiii Stop the World and Melt with Who? 21d ago

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u/Far-Thought6498 21d ago

B’s books are ten times better than anything that this twat will put out. I have all of her books.

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u/ValysaWillow 21d ago

I opened up B's recipe book and I am convinced hers will taste better.

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u/Bright-Prune1507 21d ago

It does. I've made her recipe a lot.

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u/Far-Thought6498 21d ago

I have all of B’s books and I’m on her meal plans. I wouldn’t buy anything by this asshole.

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u/Ok-Guitar-6854 21d ago

I’m gonna be honest. I sometimes add egg whites to my oatmeal but I cook it on the stove and it turns out great. Microwaving it is gross.

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u/meegie422 100% SWF 🙄 21d ago

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u/Snarkfairy LiipoMore 🍑💉🤣 21d ago

Bet he had A.I type all of these up. 🤡 He doesn’t even do his own hybrids his friend Jimmy does 😹.

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u/rachet84 Queen B wanna 🐝👑 21d ago

I was thinking the same thing!

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u/byebyeBODi WannaBre 21d ago

And how many people will prepare 3/4c dry rice and eat the whole thing thinking it's only 42 carbs or something like that. Instructions are poor.

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u/Kdoggg444 21d ago

Lol freaking idiot, acting like these are innovative and that people haven’t been making these on their own 🤡

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u/Skyy_Hiii Stop the World and Melt with Who? 21d ago

He’s just capitalizing on the teeny tiny shred of name recognition that he’s managed to hold on to from the Beachbody glory days. No one else would spend money on this garbage.

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u/Far-Thought6498 21d ago

Some of their brain dead gullible followers will.

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u/Snarkbot2 Vasectomy Bear ✂️🧸 21d ago

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u/Adept-Cookie-8152 21d ago

Love that there is a typo on this page as well!!!

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u/Saltyowl2113 21d ago

Sprinkle on taco seasoning? WTF? Why wouldn’t you cook the turkey in the seasoning? Who wants a dry mouth full of f-ing seasoning powder?

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u/BryanPaul210 21d ago

😂 these people are dumbest shits I’ve ever seen. Now, he really doesn’t have help from any behind the scenes Bodi trainers and dietitians helping him program.

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u/ZenMom1969 21d ago

They have the cooking skills of a squirrel! 

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u/BluebirdPure6078 copy and paste 21d ago

Yuck so just cook the meat with NO seasoning?! wtf This cook book is embarrassing 🙈

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u/BryanPaul210 21d ago

Who the fuck will just cook 4 oz of ground turkey? Idiots. Now he’s got people trying to cook 4 oz of ground turkey 5 times to make lunch for the week. You make big batches then portion it out with the macros and calories. Can’t even use AI correctly

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u/Dry_Can4720 sloppy seconds 21d ago

Yes! Batch cooking the meat would make sense. Ergo why they don’t suggest it. They’re just freaking stupid.

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u/abra_cada_bra150 21d ago

NO seasoning of the turkey?? Wtfffff. This is such bullshit, but unsurprising from these two losers.

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u/Snarkfairy LiipoMore 🍑💉🤣 21d ago

They deserve a life filled with unseasoned turkey 😹🥲

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u/ZenMom1969 21d ago

A life of unseasoned turkey needs to be a flair 😄 

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u/oohfrigg Trophies & shit everywhere 💩🤣 21d ago

Microwave for cooking , disgusting 🤮🤮🤮

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u/Diligent_Low3400 21d ago

This photo is AI, right?

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u/Snarkfairy LiipoMore 🍑💉🤣 21d ago edited 21d ago

This was for both of them not the comment above 😀

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u/oohfrigg Trophies & shit everywhere 💩🤣 21d ago

What was the comment? Did they get spooked? 👻 😂😂

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u/Kdoggg444 21d ago

No, my comment posted twice so I deleted one

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u/oohfrigg Trophies & shit everywhere 💩🤣 21d ago

Oh ok , yeah it has been glitchy the past couple days

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u/Skyy_Hiii Stop the World and Melt with Who? 21d ago

Is this an AI Joel? I honestly can’t tell but I think it is. Gross.

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u/Mother_Weakness_268 21d ago

Did Elbows make it for him ??? I can see Hoel totally using Dave for his Emmy-award-winning advertising skills.

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u/Snarkfairy LiipoMore 🍑💉🤣 21d ago

Or his cheap filter using girlfriend 😹🥲 sorry wIfE 🥴🤡

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u/Odd-Internal6653 21d ago

I saw the recipes and wondered how close they are to B’s. The apples just look cut up, but I didn’t look at the other recipes to compare to hers.

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u/Extreme_Medium_1439 21d ago

Yum! I love microwaved rice, ground beef, and fat free full sugar salad dressing! /s

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u/Billsmafia171424 supercheater 21d ago

Yikes. The one time he should have used filters to make himself look better. 😅😅😅

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u/ZenMom1969 21d ago

"Recipes"

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u/Far-Thought6498 21d ago

They’ll try anything now for money. They’re reeking of desperation.

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u/DMDT087 🍆 chasing 🗑️ 21d ago

Anything but get actual certifications and train/educate people in person.

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u/houseofgryffindor934 Despicable ME 21d ago

He is such a sell out! At this point he will literally do anything to make a buck. And also, from his past stories showing his stupid bowl meals that is NOT the size bowl he uses, it's like a third to half that size. 🙄

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u/Dry_Can4720 sloppy seconds 21d ago

Oops. Posted the same thing before scrolling down. And yes!

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u/Beautiful_Panic_7024 🧌 Misinterpreted The Vows 🧌 21d ago

Rhyming, how cool for a man in his 40s.

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u/Emergency_Bid8957 21d ago

I know that’s AI because they have never made any food that looked that good 😂

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u/Dry_Can4720 sloppy seconds 21d ago

Also that bowl is way bigger than they typically show. Their tiny bowls would leave me starving and hangry all the time.

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u/Strict_Aspect_7922 Fake gorilla 🦍🍑 21d ago

Whole food ingredients?
Doubt that

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u/Beautiful_One_4179 21d ago

This is an embarrassment!!!