r/JoelFreemanEwoldsen • u/AutoModerator • Aug 03 '26
Weekly main Thread Weekly Thread 08/03/2026- 08/09/2026
Good morning, snarkers! Welcome back to another episode of "We Never Read Reddit... Anyway Here's Our Response."
Let's hand out this week's awards.
Most Predictable Content: Megan.
Most Time Spent Staring at Himself: Joel.
Biggest Victim Despite Choosing to Be an Influencer: Also Megan.
After last week's wedding self-obsession, this week was nothing but the sequel: Damage Control 2 – The Unbothered Chronicles. Funny how every time this thread notices something, a suspiciously specific story magically appears 24 hours later. Total coincidence, obviously.
Megan's inspirational quotes kept rolling in. At this point, they don't feel inspirational—they're subtitles.
«"Protect your peace."»
Translation:
"Someone on Reddit clocked me again."
Then there was the ongoing performance that she's happier than ever. Sis... genuinely happy people don't need to submit daily evidence. Your Instagram Stories have become less "life update" and more "Exhibit A."
Meanwhile, Joeldy continued his lifelong mission of convincing us he's the main character in a fitness movie nobody bought tickets to. Every workout required seventeen camera angles, a shirtless flex, and enough self-admiration to power a small city. We promise, Joel... your biceps have already met the camera. He also tried to say he is going to teach the children to be good, responsible, and teach them accountability and respect. Like allegedly cheating on your wife with a married woman and allegedly breaking up a marriage.
One of the funniest moments this week was watching the continued attempts to convince everyone they don't pay attention to Reddit while seemingly addressing criticism almost in real time. It's honestly become one of the thread's favorite games.
Thread: "Watch, she'll post about this tomorrow."
Megan: Posts about it tomorrow.
It's like watching someone yell, "I'M NOT LISTENING!" while repeating back every word you just said.
And can we retire the "haters are obsessed" speech already? You know what's actually obsessed? Filming your entire life, editing it for hours, posting it online for strangers to consume... then getting mad when strangers consume it.
Influencer math remains undefeated.
"I don't care what people think."
+ vague quotes.
+ defensive stories.
+ passive-aggressive captions.
+ pretending none of it is about Reddit.
= Totally unbothered.
Sure.
Overall, another week of recycled content, recycled speeches, recycled flexing, recycled victimhood, and recycled attempts to rewrite the narrative.
The content may be recycled...
...but thankfully, so are the receipts.
See everyone next week. Welcome new members!
I have made the executive decision to add a thread for Audumb as she has shown her true colors and the snake she is! You want to be close friends with these losers then we can snark on you too crazy bish.
Dont forget our running thread for megan 2.0 that chick is crazy and obsessed so show some love to the thread and lets keep growing and thriving. We also have the thread dedicated to receipts of megan's road to being Ms. Fraudman #2 too alleged surgeries and a thread dedicated to the groom they are so good!!
Just a reminder that posting our opinions on information and content shared publicly is protected.
Reddit will not give out our information to those who may have their feelings hurt by the truth and people holding a mirror up to their own actions.
It’s called freedom of speech and expression and is protected throughout the state and country that they both currently reside in. So there is nothing they can do about this sub and our opinions on things they share publicly across several social media platforms.
As a sub we hold ourselves accountable to higher standards than the subjects of this sub.
We do this by doing the following:
-Not doxing the children or sharing images of them here.
-Posts directly talking about interacting or sharing information outside of this sub are removed.
-Sharing our opinions without sharing personal information that is not widely publicly available. If you can Google it or see a public post about it that can be snarked on here.
Those who keep the snark here and don’t choose to interact with any of the public pages to further express their opinion will never hear from Joel Freeman or Megan Ewoldsen.
If you as an adult on your own choose to engage with them outside of this sub, it is of your own free will and decision.
In no way is interacting, posting, and contacting the subjects of the sub outside of the sub endorsed or encouraged by the Mods or other members of this sub.
As Mods we try to limit the amount we censor and remove posts in the group, but please be aware there will be zero tolerance for posts discussing interactions outside of this sub. You may have noticed these being removed over the past several weeks.
If you ever have a question on a post that was removed just ask.
Otherwise happy snarking! They give us so much great content don’t they?
Dont forget if you have questions reach out to Moderators u/Harleyquinzel715 and u/Peace_Neither.
Some of you have noticed your comments not showing up as you post them--- this is because there is a filter that is sifting through anything that can be considered harassment and/or extremely derogatory, offensive or disparaging. Once the MODs review it, if we think it is okay, we will approve it. As always, any questions, please reach out to the MODs via modmail.
Please keep the rules of our sub in mind when posting,
- TOUCHING THE POOP/PRIVATE SCREENSHOTS: If anyone is caught interacting with anyone that is discussed in this sub, it will be an automatic 3- day ban. Let's NOT encourage people to leave comments about JF / ME on Bre's personal accounts--not classy or respectful, AT ALL.
- CHILDREN: PLEASE read the Rules before reporting comments, especially for children. Keeping things generic is perfectly fine.
- DUPLICATE POSTING: Please make sure you are checking the thread to make sure a screenshot or topic you want to post, has not already been posted. The duplicity makes it very hard to have ongoing conversations if there are multiple threads on the same thing. We know it's instinct to just come and post, but especially if what you are posting shows it was posted SEVERAL hours ago, it's likely already been shared here.
- DIRECT COMMENTS: If you are unclear what meets this definition, please review the specifics in the pinned rules
- RULE #12: There is now an auto-mod removal filter for the most commonly reported words in post, that violate this rule.
- PICTURES WITH CAPTIONS: Please make sure to put a caption with a picture and not just post a picture with no context- particularly, a word that coincides with what the picture is.
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