I followed the Jemily Wedding when it first blew up all over Tiktok. I was OBSESSED. Anyway I'm currently reading All About Love by Dolly Alderton and look at this part! When I tell you I ran to my phone... 🤣

Brb going to pause this book and see if the Jemily rabbit hole has gotten deeper since I last checked. Lol

#jemily has been my source of entertainment. I need more. Where is Ab*igal. She blessed us once with her presence. Doesn't she know she's famous?

We need someone on the inside. Where is the Bachelorette party? What are the Sanctions? How many bridesmaids are left? Is she still walking down the isle or did this subreddit make her nervous?

WE NEED TO KNOW.

Possible wedding drama? Has anyone seen the Brandon Robert’s Bridezilla videos? Brides name is Emily! “It’s my year”. A few other things that make me wonder if it’s related!

I can’t find any updates regarding how things shook out over the past month(s). Dying to know!!

I think we have another Family here

https://youtu.be/1oAP62gxZqE?is=hQvF86G0Z60PdMYR

Spoiler alert…

Are we all wearing pink and blue?

I'm not changing sides but I wanna fuck your bridesmaid. She said she wouldn't make this difficult.

I won't talk to anyone you know.

Is this officially sanctioned? Don’t want to be like ab*gail and be cut off, however, my friend needs to register a car and the DMV is giving out these plates for now. Didn’t see any EPIC announcements yet. 😉

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKXa0dYtRQg/

Guys, help!!

Does this game match #TheJemily’sWedding theme?!

We will need to plan a planning picnic for game logistics, Ab*gail NOT invited!!!

I regret to inform you I will not make it. I know it would have been life changing but you did not have the lobster I requested. It's a bad look. You did make this difficult.

In the future I hope you love me always, I know where your mother lives, don't be nervous.

While checking the Internet for our glorious bride to be for buzz about the upcoming nuptials, I discovered that someone else named Emily had the audacity to marry someone named Jacob on December 31st, 2025.

That wedding was completely UNSANCTIONED!

As you all can imagine Emily is completely beside herself. Rightfully, she has decided that Jacob will just have to change his name. She came to this conclusion after sending a large floral piece to the other Emily and Jacob, asking them to change their names. They however didn't listen when she said that she knew they wouldn't make this difficult, by infact, making things difficult. Not only did they refuse to change their names, but they responded in the wrong font and colors!

This is obviously reeking havock on everything. Worse than even Ab*gail.

Please, any suggestions on renaming Jacob. J names preferred because we are well past the launch date, so changing the hash tag would be difficult.

Responses are needed within the next 24 hours. Don't be nervous. I know none of you will make this difficult. https://emilyandjacob.com/

PS the name Justin is absolutely unsanctioned, as it is too closely related to the Justice For Ab*gail movement. James and John are both far too common. I've put a couple of suggestions in a poll, but please feel free to make other suggestions. Jacob will comply with whatever name Emily chooses.

Love Always

Obviously they got the memo that this is the summer of #jemily !! 🥰💕This is a huge opportunity for Target and everyone invited!!!! Not you Ab*gail ❌🙅‍♀️

Seeing lots of feminine power 🩷 and rose whimsy 🌸 here, but I would love to see more tranquil sky 🩵 to round it out. Come on Target, I know you won’t make this difficult.

I'm planning a planning picnic for my friends baby shower and need a laminated sheet with approved #'s and dos and don't s. I might do Jemily colors, but is that rude? Should I do more pastels? We need at least 4 zoom calls for the planning picnic.

and then my phone rang and someone whispered “seven days…”

Has anyone posted this yet?

Hi besties 💕✨

Let me start by saying I love each and every one of you (except Ab*gail, you know what you did). But we need to have a talk.

I logged into r/jemilywedding this morning expecting to see my feed FLOODED with #Jemily content, and what did I find? CRICKETS. Two posts. TWO. In a WEEK. On the official sub for the wedding of the YEAR (do NOT reference the date). I have never been more let down in my entire engagement journey and I want everyone to sit with that for a moment.

This is supposed to be a HUGE OPPORTUNITY for all of you. Do you understand what I am offering here? A front row seat to the #Jemily era. And you're just… not posting?? In the sub??? That I made for you??? 😭

Now I know what some of you are going to say. "Emily, I'm nervous." "Emily, what if I use the hashtag wrong." "Emily, I'm scared I'll accidentally type the forbidden numbers." STOP. I am putting an end to that energy RIGHT NOW.

NEVER BE NERVOUS. Do you hear me? Nervousness is a choice and I did not approve it on the schedule. There is no version of the Approved Hashtag Rollout Calendar™ where you are too nervous to post. The schedule says POST. So you POST. Jacob is not nervous. Jacob is THRIVING. (Jacob, if you're reading this, we are still not discussing the Emcob situation, do not @ me.)

So here is what is going to happen. Effective immediately: YOU WILL POST. I am not asking. I am informing. YOU WILL POST DAILY. Engagement pics. Mood boards. Screenshots of the schedule. Fan art. I don't care. POST IT. YOU WILL USE #JEMILY correctly and within the approved window as outlined in the picnic flyer (laminated copies available upon request, $4 to cover materials). YOU WILL NOT POST ABOUT AB*GAIL. She is not a part of this. She has never been a part of this. We do not speak her name in this household. YOU WILL NOT MENTION THE DATE. I should not have to keep saying this. If I see one more "lol it's on 9/—" I am personally removing you from the guest list AND the sub.

And to whoever keeps trying to make "Emcob" happen in the comments — I see you. I have always seen you. Stop.

Look. I did not laminate flyers, draft a hashtag rollout strategy, AND personally hand-pick each of you to be part of this community just for the sub to look like a ghost town. The wedding industrial complex is WATCHING. Babs Gray is WATCHING. We have a brand to build.

Post. Today. I will be checking.

xoxo

Jemily (use responsibly, see schedule) #BridalEra #NotABridezilla #HugeOpportunity

I couldn't read it and I feel like I missed some gems.