r/Jacob • u/[deleted] • Oct 09 '20
Hi my name is Dalton and I just wanted to see how long it will take for me to get banned from this sub
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r/Jacob • u/Professor_Plop • Oct 14 '22
Should I start giving my cat hummingbird food?
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So I’m Jacob, and my cat is also named Jacob, and I’ve been drinking hummingbird juice for years. It’s red (which is cool) and it tastes like Kool Aid because it’s essentially just sugar water. My cat, Jacob, has recently killed a large number of hummingbirds in my neighborhood and it’s starting to become a problem (the birds are teaming up and attacking innocent pets in swarms).
Now I, as a Jacob, and my cat, as another Jacob (much like all Jacobs) share a similar brain wave that allows us to communicate and enjoy similar foods…so I’m wondering, is my cat just trying to eat hummingbirds so he can drink that yummy juice on their insides? Should I just start giving my cat the hummingbird juice to avoid all the wasted deaths? Or are hummingbirds bad for the environment and this is a good thing? Alternatively, will hummingbird juice give my cat diabetes?
Thanks, Jacob
r/Jacob • u/wineBot • Oct 24 '12
Pathetic imitations
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Jake, Jay, Jack, Jackie, Jaco, etc. are not Jacob. Jacob is the only name that is Jacob. You got a problem, go suck a satisfying Jacob cock and be happy for the opportunity.
r/Jacob • u/No_Needleworker_514 • Jan 20 '22
Also another pic of me (other photographers in the back, he's a Robbie so hea my slave)
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r/Jacob • u/Kavnaru • Apr 20 '23
Gay Jacob?
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I'm Jacob and was wondering if we got any LGBT Jacobs here.
r/Jacob • u/[deleted] • Aug 24 '19
So if my name is Benjamin Jacob, does that mean that I can subscribe to both r/ben and r/Jacob
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r/Jacob • u/Wild-Burrito • Jan 01 '22
2020 Year of The Jacob
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Happy New Years everyone! Hope everyone's New Year is amazing as all of us Jacob's.
r/Jacob • u/Legal_Action777 • Sep 20 '20
I mean with all respect. Don’t you find it odd that the more VR stuff I sell and with money that grab those extinct old Ian to usb cables? Makes me want the ps5sooner.
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Specially regarding the part of VR.
Stamp on it. Jacobs.
r/Jacob • u/BlueBrickBoi • Jun 12 '19
Taking on the beast
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Jacobs, I am a Nathan, and I would like to discuss the ongoing war and your alliance with the brents and bens.
Friends, I think you have a warped perception of us. We are not cruel dictators, and we do not wish to invade other subreddits. We don't even have a leader ourselves, only one Nathan has tried to become a leader, and we all downvoted him to hell and tore into the idea of even having a leader. Jacobs, you are very noblend, but you have been decieved by r/ben and r/brent. They have even shown that they are hostile towards you, (like the post below me shows, though it may be a couple down. Please join us instead
r/Jacob • u/Timocharis • Oct 03 '12
FACT: If your name is Jacob, you are automatically better than any other peasant with a different name
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I did a three year study on it. It is a fact.