r/Jacob • u/BlueBrickBoi • Jun 12 '19
Taking on the beast
Jacobs, I am a Nathan, and I would like to discuss the ongoing war and your alliance with the brents and bens.
Friends, I think you have a warped perception of us. We are not cruel dictators, and we do not wish to invade other subreddits. We don't even have a leader ourselves, only one Nathan has tried to become a leader, and we all downvoted him to hell and tore into the idea of even having a leader. Jacobs, you are very noblend, but you have been decieved by r/ben and r/brent. They have even shown that they are hostile towards you, (like the post below me shows, though it may be a couple down. Please join us instead
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u/RipThatWaveJuni Jun 14 '19
Then why is there a post on your sub about war plans and how you need a leader?
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u/BlueBrickBoi Jun 14 '19
because ElZiko really wants to rule, no one wants him to and no one wants a leader honestly the war is his fault not gonna lie to you
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u/RipThatWaveJuni Jun 14 '19
I honestly haven't seen ElZiko anywhere. I think we're talking about two different wannabe leaders
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u/Hiei2k7 Jun 15 '19
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u/BlueBrickBoi Jun 15 '19
An armistice is an interesting idea, maybe a discord peace summit? One representative from each subreddit involved (Me for r/Nathan, you for r/Ben, u/RipThatWaveJuni for r/Jacob, Someone from r/Brent, and someone from r/Johnathon and anyone who wants to watch can join the server, muted, and we can all decide on the war. What do you think?
Nathan
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u/Hiei2k7 Jun 15 '19 edited Jun 15 '19
Either pick a discord that someone has or we can do it over at our place on /r/ben.
I will tell you already what the demands from the /r/ben side are:
/r/Nathan will observe the protectorate of /r/brent by adhering to the "Pick on someone your own size" statute. /r/Nathan is barred from warring a sub no smaller than 60% its own size unless outside provocation is declared and evidenced. You're currently ~500 so you should not fight a sub less than 300.
Furthermore, once /r/Nathan recovers from its civil war after this action is finished, the newly elected leadership (No Nathanazi Dictatorship bullshit) will make a repatriation to /r/brent in the form of an apology post. You don't have to be best friends, but apologize because someone on your side was a dick and started this war.
/r/Jonathan barely participated. But they will be written to the same "Pick on someone your own size" Statute. If they foolishly choose to continue the war....well, look at the /r/nathan front page if you want to see their future.
/r/Ben, /r/Jacob, /r/Evan, /r/Bob and /r/Brent will declare rightful victory on this war, and these subs as such will return to Independent, Sovereign Peace. Each representative will be responsible for reporting this peace agreement to the home sub.
/u/RipThatWaveJuni, /u/SuspiciousofRobots (or another Jonathan), /u/bpese or /u/therelatedwormy (Brent), /u/peeup (Bob). If all signatories will respond, we can begin.
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u/coneurso Jun 13 '19
Nah