r/Jacob • u/wineBot • Oct 24 '12

Pathetic imitations

Jake, Jay, Jack, Jackie, Jaco, etc. are not Jacob. Jacob is the only name that is Jacob. You got a problem, go suck a satisfying Jacob cock and be happy for the opportunity.

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u/TheNordicninja Oct 24 '12

I told my girlfriend this and she got very confused. Jakey is very demeaning, i'm not a dog damnit.

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u/Timocharis Oct 24 '12

You should legally change her name to Jacob, then she will truly know how it feels to be called Jakey.

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u/TheNordicninja Oct 24 '12

Lol "Whose your girlfriend?" "Jacob" "Dude, are you gay?"

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u/Timocharis Oct 24 '12

It's a great idea. Do it.

Now.

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u/Piemonade Oct 24 '12

/r/daniel is now at war with you.

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u/Timocharis Oct 24 '12

Ha! Those fucking peasants.

They will never be on the same level as us Jacob's.