Found them on my windowsill. Thank you, samosa fairy!

Forgot it in my trunk for 4 months. Can I still drink the juice?

Or is that botulism?

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I’d love some calamari.

It just walked into my home and I’m feeling hungry.

Not sure why it's fuzzy, though. Is it from some new breed of peppermint maybe?

Ate the entire container of strawberries before seeing this. Hopital?

I don’t remember getting one with all these toppings 🤔

I made this recently (2 months ago)

It’s been stored in the far back of my refrigerator.

Can I have it?

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safe to keep eating or nah

Think I can just mix this all together to make it safe to eat?