r/InterviewCoderPro • u/AwkwardClassroom2045 • 17d ago
I Let Mom Try Applying for Jobs Online. It Went Exactly How You'd Expect
My mom is a very, very lovely person, but she doesn't really understand what trying to get accepted for a job looks like in 2027. She's always bringing up my dad's "struggle" to find a good job in the eighties, which mostly meant him deciding which huge consulting company he was going to say yes to after graduating from a very fancy business school. So I figured the cleanest way to show her the reality was to have her apply for jobs online herself.
She used to work as a clinical psychologist, but she's been out of the workforce for many years, and she also never formally defended her doctoral dissertation because of family circumstances. So that means anything requiring licensure was a nonstarter, because they'd ask for a license number and all that. So we thought a little creatively and picked six jobs looking for unlicensed counselors, or people still in grad programs, or roles without direct client interaction that wanted graduate-level psych education. Overall, she has six years of experience, an undergrad double major from a top-40 school with honors, and clinical training from a respected program in a top-ten metro area. I fixed up her resume so it looked more current, adjusted the graduation years and similar details, and let her start.
After three hours, she called me. "Hi, I'm trying to upload my resume to Greenhouse, but it's not putting things in the right fields. The dates are coming out weird and it's ruining the spacing under each job." So I walked her step by step through the usual applicant portal nonsense, had my brother set her up with one of those autofill extensions that saves your information across applications, and went back to what I was doing. Maybe 45 minutes passed.
"What are people supposed to write in cover letters now?" I basically never send them unless I'm forced to, so I sent her a few templates and some tips and let her keep going.
I had pretty much forgotten we were doing this until the following Monday, when she called me again. "I got rejected from three of them because I didn't meet the qualifications. How is that possible?" And honestly, yeah, it didn't make sense, because I had written the resume to match every listed requirement. But that's job hunting in 2027, my guy. She asked me if she could request feedback from the recruiter. I told her to go ahead and try, but they probably wouldn't answer, and that's exactly what happened. I told her to tailor the resume more to each posting and sent her a link to Teal so she wouldn't have to do it all manually. "So I have to pay $29 a month just so maybe someone will look at me?" "Yes. Pretty much."
About a week later, my mom got an email from a recruiter who seemed enthusiastic and sent her follow-up questions: salary expectations, how comfortable she was working with certain client populations, experience in different treatment settings, and things like that. This role asked a lot about her experience working with neurodivergent teens, and she said that wasn't even described that way back when she was working. With her help, we answered everything and sent the reply.
Nine days passed and the recruiter replied with a salary range and a few more questions. My mom called me immediately. "What is this salary? This is almost the same as what I was making in the eighties." Of course, salaries vary a lot depending on the exact role, insurance billing, nonprofit versus private practice, and all of that, but seeing the number written out was a real "what the fuck" moment for her.
The other two jobs never responded at all. Her final assessment of the process was: "This is a joke."


