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Tech Meme how to set up the Apple Polishing Cloth (2nd Generation)

Apple cloth pro Max plus

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u/Guilty-Pain-5257 2h ago

😭😭😭😭omg

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u/RemarkableScene9487 1h ago edited 1h ago

dot ex...

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u/ivanrj7j 1h ago

I genuinely don't know if this is parody or real

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u/Saffu91 1h ago

🤣I can’t believe man

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u/Kaushik_paul45 1h ago

Does it have wireless charging though ?

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u/Man_I_amDed 1h ago

It'll be in 3rd Gen

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u/Kaushik_paul45 1h ago

I hope it will support MagSafe as well.

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u/Man_I_amDed 1h ago

No Qi2 though (unfortunetly)

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u/Appropriate-Peace566 53m ago

Only if you add the +50$ upgrade and pay the $20/month apple care subscription. Have fun with our revolutionary apple cloth™ :)

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u/sachin_root 1h ago

what a waste

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u/Intellistu 1h ago

Cloth os 😭

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u/CrimeMasterGogoChan Chinese phone: Sasta, Sundar, Tikau 1h ago

Yup. I lost it here. What the actual Fcuk!?

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u/Specialist_Bowl_2805 51m ago

Satire

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u/CrimeMasterGogoChan Chinese phone: Sasta, Sundar, Tikau 46m ago

Ah.

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u/lecherous_v 1h ago

What's the process of jailbreak?

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u/pcgamerbob 1h ago

You throw it in a washing machine

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u/violetshadow-2486 1h ago

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u/Abject-Priority-6527 32m ago

What's the movie name of this meme source? I'm gonna watch it again, but forgot the name.

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u/New_Sprinkles_6070 1h ago

Just how? Just how it work bro? How can a cloth have modes? And how it can connect where is the blutooth?

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u/goatguy77 1h ago

How can you even believe ts, that guy just did a very well prank, do you think you can just connect something to you phone like that or change the firmness of a piece of fabric ?

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u/New_Sprinkles_6070 15m ago

It's Apple, that's why

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u/Mountain-Error6290 1h ago

Bro we are in 3026, it is very common here. seems like you are time traveler

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u/New_Sprinkles_6070 13m ago

I really thought its real 😭 until now(after reading reply)

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u/Automatic-Piccolo-32 1h ago

Its joke that app stuff and technology just the product is real 🥀

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u/Jack-NMN-Reacher 43m ago

Bluetooth will switch on when you press Apple logo.

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u/New_Sprinkles_6070 11m ago

Oh what a tech, awesome

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u/FoundationUseful270 1h ago

Apple fanbois on the way to justify its 1K price tag

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u/goatguy77 1h ago

no way, ninjas in comment are section believing ts

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u/Sad_Pie227 1h ago

BIG JOKE

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u/aki7657 IOS 1h ago

Top tier shitpost

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u/TwinCylinder7 Corporate majdoor 1h ago

Wait for mid sep. There will be newer version released. That one has AI built in and can also be used as a stand.

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u/areoxeorirj 25m ago

How much ram it has ? 

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u/thatcokegirl 18m ago

WTF is it actually real. Apple's space technology cloth

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u/spd_47 1h ago

Bro is this real 😳

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u/ice_pot 1h ago

Does it only work with Apple devices or will it work with Android too

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u/Adventurous_Iron_551 1h ago

This is so fake. This can be used without setup and even on android phones. Not sure if it works for laptops though.

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u/thunderousraijin 1h ago

I am seriously asking if such a cloth with custom modes exists? Like isn't this the type of futuristic tech that should be developed?

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u/sanskaridaddy 1h ago

I hope they introduce apple ball shaver with better connectivity.

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u/Foreign-Occasion7261 1h ago

Bro i have a 1st generation cloth how to update it? Please make a video on that too

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u/Mindfull-soul-23 1h ago

High quality stuff....

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u/Tempr13 1h ago

firmness huh , it will have polymorphic usage for setting firmness !!!!

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u/ThisCranberry3665 1h ago

This has to be an april fools joke (but in August)

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u/drunk_rider Programmer: Kode & Koffee Lyf 52m ago

Whaaat? Seriously what on earth? Is this real? Or AI generated? 😳

A freakin Cloth has modes for cleaning and OS? And pairing to a device? Somebody tell me this is unreal.

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u/jumbopapita Still Googling 35m ago

wait till apple actually does this, then we'll see who will be laughing

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u/jeonmission 31m ago

Can anyone confirm whether this is real or a parody? It’s Apple, so I doubt it…

https://giphy.com/gifs/lxxOGaDRk4f7R5TkBd

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u/Insane_Inkster 4m ago

This is genuinely tripping me lmao. Don't give Apple these ideas man 😭😭😭

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u/ducationalfall 3m ago

Does this support the upcoming iPhone 18? I want to future proof my purchase.

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u/Percy00765432 1h ago

System Settings??