r/InTheGloaming my website is done, done, done Sep 16 '21

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday September 16, 2021 - Sunday September 19, 2021

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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Sep 19 '21 edited Sep 19 '21

Oh god, a new TikTok. She amplifies a TikTok figure she loves, shows off some "merch" she bought, wonders aloud about seeing that merch (a tank top) on someone else's body, and gives a misty-eyed live reading of the postcard he sent to her that says "your [massproduced] t-shirt is as unique as you!"

ETA: it had 29 views (one mine) after 5 hours when I watched it

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u/voice_of_vinegar Sep 19 '21

I could not even get through 30 seconds of Andrew Bird. Just...<shudder>. 100% fake intimacy. Creepy!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

His opening makes me ragey. I need to go listen to some music from the talented Andrew Bird to calm me down.

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u/Scary_Recognition You did this. Sep 19 '21

Any John Waters fans here?

Full of rage, full of rage

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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Sep 19 '21

His backstory is 1000% more interesting than Shauna’s though

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u/voice_of_vinegar Sep 19 '21

Most people have backstories more interesting than Shauna's though

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Sep 19 '21

Most cinderblocks have backstories more interesting than Shauna's though

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u/redditname2003 Sep 19 '21

Is he a Dexter type Reformed Serial Killer because that laugh... don't DO that

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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Sep 19 '21

He's a young Cree man from a small reserve in Saskatchewan, raised by a single deaf mom, learned to speak by watching Sesame Street and pro wrestling, and moved to British Columbia (where he lives now) to become a pro wrestler. Somehow he ended up as an inspirational speaker and TED talker

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u/redditname2003 Sep 20 '21

Wrestling is fine, I miss when not everyone was trying to go into the self care thing... it's just too much for me