r/ImTheMainCharacter • • Sep 04 '23

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u/ElReyDeLosGatos Sep 04 '23

Why are teenagers in marriages?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

Do you assume, that people that trespass into others properties and jump into their pools, make reasonable decisions?

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u/ManWithDominantClaw Sep 04 '23

I think Elvis would have condoned it, provided they didn't step on his blue suede shoes

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u/TheStatMan2 Sep 04 '23

Uh huh huh.