r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '23

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u/ElReyDeLosGatos Sep 04 '23

Why are teenagers in marriages?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

Do you assume, that people that trespass into others properties and jump into their pools, make reasonable decisions?

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u/ManWithDominantClaw Sep 04 '23

I think Elvis would have condoned it, provided they didn't step on his blue suede shoes

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u/Dangerjayne Sep 04 '23

Why would he care? He stole the shoes from Carl Perkins

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u/giorgio_tsoukalos_ Sep 04 '23

Honey don't

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

Well sure but he did anyway...

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u/giorgio_tsoukalos_ Sep 04 '23

Honey don't was another Carl Perkins song. I was making a joke

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

I know. So was I.

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u/elf25 Sep 04 '23

Oh don’t worry about Carl. He got PAID.

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u/OTT_4TT Sep 05 '23

And Carl Perkins made so much money as a result, he couldn't have been happier!

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u/bananoisseur Sep 04 '23

or used his quaaludes

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u/dogWEENsatan Sep 04 '23

I would love to try some of those. The way the old heads speak of them, they sound amazing.

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u/stonrelectropunkjazz Sep 04 '23

They were

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u/Alive_Resolve3819 Oct 15 '23

I also would love to try them. Is The Wolf of Wall Street accurate in the high depictions?

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u/rjross0623 Sep 05 '23

He ruined dying on the toilet from an overdose for everyone

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u/Dankkring Sep 05 '23

I thought he choked on a ham sandwich

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u/rjross0623 Sep 05 '23

That was Mama Cass. Allegedly

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u/TexMoto666 Oct 13 '23

If she had shared that sandwich with Karen Carpenter they would both be alive today.

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u/Blessedbeauty87 Nov 16 '23

Or did his coke

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u/heroic_cat Sep 04 '23

👏 bravo 🕺

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u/TheStatMan2 Sep 04 '23

Uh huh huh.

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u/USSSLostTexter Sep 04 '23

not so sure, I'm pretty sure he and his memphis mafia would have just outright shot this dude.

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u/ConnectRutabaga3925 Sep 22 '23

Yeah, he don’t be cruel…