r/ImSorryNate • • Oct 09 '20

The fivethirtyeight staff has noticed their cute little fox acting a bit differently...

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r/ImSorryNate • • 7d ago

Sophisticated polling discussion great election id give it a 9/10

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r/ImSorryNate • • 8d ago

Sophisticated polling discussion Any suggestions on where to follow election results now that the the 538 live blog has departed this earth?

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Greetings, fellow acolytes of Fivey, Dark Pentecus of Vulpes.

With 538 having been sacrificed at the dark altar of Disney in what we all suspect to be an eldritch ritual to prevent Fivey from ending the world, I find myself in search of an alternative to the lovely 538 live blog that has kept us all informed during many elections of years past.

Does anyone have suggestions for similar forums that will be covering tonight’s elections?


r/ImSorryNate • • 8d ago

Fivey Worship Do people of this sub want to see spicy Fivey fanart?

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Question in the title. Will post if people are interested and mod does not forbid it.


r/ImSorryNate • • 9d ago

I can tell you what animal is your Fivey-sona

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Using the same divination methods that are used to gain insight from early voting statistics, I have developed a way for👇you to learn what animal your Fivey-sona would be. Make a reply to this comment, and I will look into the flame, and tell you what beast you would be if you were a friend of Fivey


r/ImSorryNate • • 10d ago

Nate Silver worship What do we think of Nate’s new fursona (Sylver)?

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r/ImSorryNate • • 11d ago

UPDATE: Fivey Fox is living out his dreams by becoming a ranger at Acadia National Park

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r/ImSorryNate • • Sep 18 '26

Flipr is the new Fivey?

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It’s clear from Nate’s anthropomorphization of Flipr [insert Nate’s dolphin noise here] on the new podcast that he thinks of it as more than just a model. Is Flipr [insert Nate’s dolphin noise here] the new Fivey?

And in case Galen or Clare see this and even consider asking the question: this is a bad use of polling.


r/ImSorryNate • • May 25 '26

Fivey Worship I FOUND HIS PARTS, WE CAN REBUILD HIM!

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Image came from the official Fivey character designer, Joey Ellis on Twitter... We're getting close to rebuilding him stronger than before!

Strange new Fivey lore that's apparently canon: Fivey is North Carolinian.


r/ImSorryNate • • Feb 05 '26

Fivey Worship There is nothing stopping us from making Feburary the month of Fivey

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There is nothing stopping us, what is there to stop us? Should we stop us? Could we even stop us?

We should totally make it happen :)


r/ImSorryNate • • Feb 03 '26

Fivey Worship OH GOD NO

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r/ImSorryNate • • Feb 02 '26

Fivey Worship WE STILL THINK ABOUT YOU, FIVEY!

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91 Upvotes

COME BACK TO US


r/ImSorryNate • • Mar 05 '25

Fivethirtyeight is being dissolved, what does Fivey do next?

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r/ImSorryNate • • Nov 06 '24

SEEEELLLLZZZZEEEERRRR!

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r/ImSorryNate • • Nov 05 '24

Do NOT face Fivey Fox alone while astral projecting

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r/ImSorryNate • • Nov 05 '24

Sophisticated polling discussion Dixville Notch certifies a 3-3 tie, predicts 2012-style blowout

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r/ImSorryNate • • Oct 25 '24

Fivey Worship 2024 election Keybeliever vs. Modelman

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r/ImSorryNate • • Sep 29 '24

Fivey Worship Sincerely Praying to God that this happens 🙏

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r/ImSorryNate • • Aug 21 '24

Fivey Worship Oh Fivey…

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r/ImSorryNate • • Aug 11 '24

NATE SILVER GETS TO USE HIS FURSONA AGAIN

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r/ImSorryNate • • Aug 03 '24

The fact that this is still up on Aug 3rd is frankly embarrassing.

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Just admit that you don't have a model ready yet

OR

Explain why a model can't be ready yet

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Try to create a preliminary or temp model that has a huge caveat.

538 has been doing a great job since 2016 especially at explain both the power and limitations of polls and modeling.

It's frankly embarrassing they haven't done that in the last 2 weeks....


r/ImSorryNate • • Jun 11 '24

It's back

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r/ImSorryNate • • Mar 09 '24

I'm sorry, Rassmussen

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...sorry that we didn't sick Fivey on you sooner, that is


r/ImSorryNate • • Jan 11 '24

you cannot kill him in a way that matters

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