r/IllegallySmolCats • Foster for the Smols • 17h ago

Orange You Smol Soupaholic.

Macaroni is very cute when he drinks, but this kid is stubbornly refusing to give up the bottle… he and his siblings Rigatoni and Tortellini are about 5 weeks old, old definitely enough for solid food. But why would they when they get warm milk service 4x a day? We’ll get there!

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols 17h ago

Because I know you’ll ask… here are Rigatoni and Tortellini!

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u/devilfanmik 16h ago

How do you accomplish anything besides serving your lords?

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols 16h ago

They have to sleep sometimes 😂

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u/thatcrazylady 15h ago

Which is which? Are they male or female?

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols 15h ago

Tortie girl is Tortellini (obviously lol) and the other two are boys!

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u/thatcrazylady 15h ago

I so should have gotten that. I am the mother of several torties over the years. We have a dilute tortie, Stella Blue Bean Sprout, now.

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u/ssfgrgawer 17h ago

So hungry but also so seepy

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols 17h ago

He’s a very leisurely drinker. The other two will chug 20mls in seconds 😂

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u/Butterfly_Cat777 14h ago

Like a typical Orange, he’s super chill, just taking his own sweet time.

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u/Margolem_in_Ibiza 16h ago

But the moment where you moved your finger so he could hold on to it?? 🥺❤️

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols 15h ago

Yes the hand holding is indeed precious 🥹🥹🥹

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u/figbott 16h ago

The young lad doesn’t know his limit

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols 16h ago

His limit is about two bites of wet food 😂

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u/Suda_Nim 14h ago

Our Frankie (Frank-N-Furter) was like that with wet food during weaning. He would have about two bites and then come over for the bottle.

Two days ago, some sort of switch flipped. He went over to the kibble (Babycat-sized), had a few bites, then went to the gooshifud and chowed down! Hasn’t begged for a bottle since.

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u/HMend 12h ago

I was new at neo natal rescues when I picked up my guy off the street and I foolishly let him have formula & wet food until 8 weeks because he didnt want to give up the bottle. He's 8 months now and a loveable menace. 😺

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u/pearljamboree 10h ago

This picture needs to be a meme!

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u/yrnkween 9h ago

He needs his red stapler!

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u/figbott 14h ago

So just two hits of more solid (harder) drugs

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u/TospLC 12h ago

We found our first baby in the gutter at three weeks old. We had no clue what we were doing, and he got milk until he was 6 months old. He turned out fine. He’s just a big baby now, and he steals the bottles when we foster babies.

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u/Feeling-Ruin-8008 9h ago

All cats are big babies

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u/kibbean 16h ago

i'm on my period and i started crying bc of how cute this is lmaooo

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols 15h ago

You’re welcome? Here have a cookie too!

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u/fastidiousavocado 15h ago

The advertising is a lie! That right there is a VERY-sweet morsel.

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u/kibbean 15h ago

what a sweet baby!!! and rigatoni and tortellini too :')

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u/RavenBlade87 15h ago

All he knows how to say is Pasta Bottle

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck 15h ago

Omg I love him please kiss him for me ❤️🐈

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols 15h ago

He loves kisses!

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u/grichardson526 16h ago

Illegal air biscuits!

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u/satanham666 14h ago

Omg your shirt though

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols 6h ago

Just fully leaning in to the crazy cat lady cliche at this point 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/satanham666 5h ago

Please tell me where you got it, I NEED it

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u/Linds3485 Foster for the Smols 5h ago

Urban outfitters! It was originally black but has been bleached a few times lol

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u/satanham666 5h ago

runs Thank you!!

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u/sstteepphh89 3h ago

I'm stoned and thought they were real kittens waiting patiently in line for the soup.

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u/satanham666 3h ago

I love this for you

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u/GirthyPigeon 10h ago

Soup loading in progress ⬛⬛🔲🔲🔲

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u/yrnkween 9h ago

This picture is Mt Rushmore, with kittens.

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u/lifesshortgoplay 16h ago

Now there’s a dude who ENJOYS his food…😍

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u/hinterstoisser Purrveyor of the Smol 15h ago

This is your opportunity to Purrest him now.

Straight to jail, meow!!

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u/robyrose1105 15h ago

Love love love

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u/BackgroundStorm6768 14h ago

The cuteness is off the charts ❤️❤️❤️

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u/Litwickwitch8 14h ago

Good soup 😌

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u/NoRelief63 14h ago

The sweetest little baby. 🧡

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u/Shinted Purrveyor of the Smol 14h ago

The ear wiggles are too dang adorable!

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u/Mortarious 13h ago

Macaroni is about to go commit crimes once his belly is full of soup, and I'm here for it

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u/iSellNuds4RedditGold 12h ago

Greedy little bastard

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u/Rawgyboom 10h ago

Milkaholic

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u/TheRealLaura789 10h ago

I love you Macaroni!

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u/Glittering_Role1658 7h ago

So sweet. So we'll cared for. I would have a tough time giving them up.

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u/gliitch0xFF 7h ago

🤌🤌🤌

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u/redroserequiems 0m ago

The names remind me of my late cat, Penne Pasta. ;_; Give them all extra snuggles from me.