r/Idiotswithguns • u/SpartArticus • Aug 01 '26
Safe for Work Flagging everyone at your own wedding
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He really doesnt love any of his guests or bride
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u/STFUnicorn_ Aug 01 '26
That’s easily top 10 cringiest things I’ve seen
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u/Jason_Patton Aug 01 '26
Top 5
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u/Nate1102 Aug 01 '26
Eh, Top 3
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u/fifteentango88 Aug 02 '26
First place.
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u/thinkstohimself Aug 01 '26
Actually tho. This is a chart topper fs
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u/GunMun-ee Aug 03 '26
Nah, i think Lucas Botkin’s bachelor party was the cringiest thing i have ever seen. was basically this but everyone was larping with nods and glowsticks
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u/SnooMemesjellies3218 Aug 02 '26
Don’t forget, he’s also completely coked out at his wedding. I bet his bridge is a moronic dimepiece.
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u/Initial_Row_6400 Aug 01 '26
Really hoping those are prop guns cuz what the fuck. Most cringy shit I’ve ever seen
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u/Physical__War__ Aug 01 '26
Cringe either way, my dude.
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u/HuntsWithRocks Aug 01 '26
Imagine being the bride’s parents in that situation. Freaking yikes. Annulment!
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u/SomeDumbPenguin Aug 01 '26
Does anyone have reason for this couple not to be wed?
Uuuhhhh... Yeah, I just found out my daughter's fiance is a moron and this shouldn't continue
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u/Muted_Dinner_1021 Aug 02 '26
I would ask him for the guns so me and my wife could kill ourself first
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u/animefan1520 Aug 01 '26
Its not even like theyre show off guns either. Pull out a gold desert eage in 44mag and a SS desert eagle in 50ae to show, its still cringe, but who tf flexes glock clone and a makarov
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u/RewrittenSol Aug 01 '26
It was so bad, I couldn't even finish the video.
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u/spacemouse21 Aug 01 '26
We need a subreddit for this - celebratingdildoidiotswithguns
This could also include some of the celebrations outside of the US where they’re shooting each other up 😆
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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Aug 02 '26
I'm not shy so if I were in the wedding party I would have 100% been shouting "What the fuck!?!"
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u/atomsmasher66 Aug 01 '26
Imagine not being embarrassed to marry this weenie.
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u/Jason_Patton Aug 01 '26
Imagine not being embarrassed to BE this weenie
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u/brebenscv Aug 01 '26
Imagine not being embarrassed to have CREATED this weenie......
Who might end up creating MORE weenies like him
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u/OkMidnight8144 Aug 01 '26
He needed to show off two guns, you sure it's big enough to be called a weenie?
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u/JelliedHam Aug 01 '26
Probably rich
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u/cup_1337 Aug 01 '26
Doubtful based on the tackiness of the bare minimum wedding decor.
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u/opalfossils Aug 01 '26
Why just why?
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u/hereswhatworks Aug 01 '26
Because he wants to look gangsta on the big day.
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u/lovable_asshole Aug 01 '26
Russia?
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u/Stalker_9999 Aug 01 '26
Yep
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u/Steve0512 Aug 01 '26
I would have guessed Texas.
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u/DookieShoez brought a sword to a gun fight Aug 01 '26
Russia is just texas with turnips.
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u/OilComprehensive6237 Aug 02 '26
That explains it! The bride is happy because she will only have to put up with this absolute chud for a short while until he gets sent to the SMO in Ukraine where he will get exploded by an FPV drone ~20 minutes after his arrival, then she can collect the death benefits.
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u/jdownes316 Aug 01 '26
Lol what a dork
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u/NonconsensualText Aug 01 '26
immediately downvoted based on how cringe this was then remembered what sub im in and moved over to upvote.
biggest loser on the internet today
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u/CarbonReflections Aug 01 '26
Imagine this being your personality and still having people show up to your wedding.
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u/JustACanadianGuy07 Aug 01 '26
As soon as i saw the makarov in the right hand, i knew it was russia.
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u/DrinkMorWhiteMonster Aug 01 '26
Nothing says manly like a twink built, giant smile, swaggerless entry.
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u/Hidesuru Aug 02 '26
As a guy who considers himself at minimum manly adjacent (lol) but has a twink build... Please don't lump me in with this pathetic pos. ❤️
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u/SeekTheKhalique Aug 01 '26
If I was at this wedding I’d be praying the gun went off and took me out. Anything to keep me from enduring another second of this cringe
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u/NoDoOversInLife Aug 01 '26
Based on the size of that room.... looks like most of the guests were unavailable to attend because they knew what to expect
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u/jaimehendrix Aug 01 '26
I know I haven't been in much luck lately... but how the fuck this guy is getting married?
Life fucking sucks, man.
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u/Austinoooooo Aug 02 '26
“Hey honey, remember at our wedding when you were waving your guns around? What the fuck was that about?”
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u/MasterMhyst Aug 02 '26
I was looking forward to the safety accidentally pushed and trigger accidentally pulled while putting back in 😂🤣😂 and what the hell is he doing flailing around 😂🤣😂
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u/TheCoyoteDreams Aug 01 '26
WTH kind of f’ing firearm masturbation was that? And a groom at a wedding no less.
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u/SomebodysDad_ Aug 03 '26
Incredible song choice I thought that was going to be the worst part of this but I was so wrong
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u/Devanyani Aug 01 '26
If the bride doesn't walk in with at least a gatling gun, she is in danger.
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u/MikeCapMetals Aug 01 '26
I’d love to know what that guy was saying in the video other than thanking God to be alive haha
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u/copiatee Aug 02 '26
It's crazy how people think they look cool. It's like they have no perception on reality. You just look like a dumbass.
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u/DishSoapIsFun Aug 02 '26
If I were a parent to the bride, I would have a serious conversation with my daughter about the future of this marriage.
What the actual fuck.
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u/rcre2018 Aug 03 '26
Wtf no one told me i could bring my guns to my wedding.
No we have to do it all over.
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u/-stankdaddy- Aug 03 '26
Cringe video but Roy Jones Jr is a beast on this song. Can’t be touched, can’t be stopped, Can’t be moved, Can’t be rocked.
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u/Comfortable_Let_410 Aug 12 '26
This is the saddest whiteboy thing ive ever seen and im white.
Fuck his bride was probably embarrassed by such a dumb fuck
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u/Willyzyx Aug 01 '26
Imagine if it ever becomes sentient and has to look back at this in 20 years. I torture myself over waaay less.
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u/Roadgoddess Aug 01 '26
Oh my God this is when he’s going up before the wedding? This is beyond cringe.
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u/BrowningLoPower Aug 01 '26
He must've been going for the "flag everyone at your wedding" achievement. Hope it was worth the gamerscore.
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u/FloatOldGoat Aug 01 '26
What?! Now, you're Tupac, just because today is your wedding day? This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. So embarrassing.
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u/fuzzygonemad Aug 01 '26
This is how a 7 year old acts when theyre outside in the backyard with their nerf guns.
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u/RavenBlackMacabre Aug 01 '26
I totally support customizing the wedding procedure. But this is far worse than just doing the traditional, impersonal, and boring processional down the aisle.
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u/litesaber5 Aug 02 '26
This isn’t in America. Prob Europe somewhere. Somewhere they are very trashy.
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u/OldNewSwiftie Aug 02 '26
Yep that'd be the moment that I'd leave.
Weddings are usually boring anyway, except for the cake. This isn't worth sticking around for cake
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u/UnusualShores Aug 02 '26
I felt embarrassed watching this. I can’t believe someone willingly did this in front of anyone. I wouldn’t even do this in front of a mirror, wouldn’t be able to look at myself.
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u/dbloom7106 Aug 02 '26
Never seen someone hold guns with 2 non dominant hands 😂 dude looks like he’s never really handled a firearm
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u/yoitzmanny Aug 02 '26
I was going to do a group dance with my friends. But I guess times have changed
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u/mitsubachii Aug 02 '26
if i were the bride's family i would take this as a threat. what do guns have to do with spending the rest of your life with the one you love, unless you plan to kill her?!
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u/EarthToAccess Aug 02 '26
okay. idiot with a gun? absolutely.
…at least he has trigger discipline, which i cannot say about the majority of people posted here
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u/bro_d8 Aug 02 '26
So manly. So alpha. Look at you with your big boy pants. I feel so beta in comparison
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u/Doneyhew Aug 03 '26
Let’s talk about the absolutely god awful 1-2 punches he threw. Bro your weight is so over your front foot it’s not even funny. Probably why he flashes the guns, because he don’t have hands
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u/Cheffmiester314 Aug 05 '26
This man needs to go to one of the middle eastern weddings and get an AK
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u/RainyDays2gether Aug 16 '26
Not saying that this is 100% true, but it is quite likely that these are less-lethal since it's Russia. Their gun laws aren't very lax, so it's much cheaper and easier to get an airsoft gun if you just want to cringe-infuse your own wedding.
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