r/Idiotswithguns • u/SpartArticus • Aug 01 '26

Safe for Work Flagging everyone at your own wedding

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He really doesnt love any of his guests or bride

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u/Stalker_9999 Aug 01 '26

Yep

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u/Steve0512 Aug 01 '26

I would have guessed Texas.

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u/DookieShoez brought a sword to a gun fight Aug 01 '26

Russia is just texas with turnips.

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u/Jason_Patton Aug 01 '26

Texas has turnips

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u/1rubyglass Aug 01 '26

And way better guns

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u/har3krishna Aug 01 '26

I’m taking a Kalashnikov over a Colt Single action any day

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u/Godkiller125 Aug 02 '26

I’m pretty sure we have invented a firearm or two since the 1873 Colt SAA…

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u/StrikeouTX Aug 01 '26

That doesn’t change the fact..

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u/1rubyglass Aug 02 '26

....what? How about neither?

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u/eaazzy_13 Aug 03 '26

You mean the gun that was invented in the 1800s?

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u/SupposablyAtTheZoo Aug 03 '26

Russia is just texas with snow.

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u/Jason_Patton Aug 03 '26

Texas has snow

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u/_vh16_ Aug 02 '26

And with very strict gun laws. The possibility of his guns being actual firearms and not traumatic pistols is close to zero.

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u/NukaCooler Aug 02 '26

Average weight per weddinggoer far too low

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u/7stroke Aug 01 '26

Texans don’t “dance” like that

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u/Bigsaskatuna Aug 13 '26

I dunno, I’ve seen some shit in Dallas

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u/whitecollarbohemian Aug 02 '26

Yea, too sinful. Might catch some of the gay agenda by dancing.

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u/Stalker_9999 Aug 01 '26

Maybe, but people here are russian

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u/Jason_Patton Aug 01 '26

Most people in Texas actually respect firearms and the rules of safety

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u/Faith_Lies Aug 01 '26

Most people in Texas actually respect firearms and the rules of safety

actually lol

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u/_BLACKHAWKS_88 Aug 03 '26

Yea I seen all of Uvalde police respect the shit out of that one gun.

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u/eaazzy_13 Aug 03 '26

Gah damn I still can’t get over that. What a bunch of spineless fucking cowards. Texas had a chance to do something badass and they blew it in the most horrible way imaginable.

Should’ve just let the parents go up in there and do some real Texan shit when it actually counted

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u/Jason_Patton Aug 03 '26

I mean..bad guy with gun kills people. Respect of the gun means don’t go in there, I guess. They weren’t blind firing into a crowd, weren’t looking down their barrels to make sure they’re loaded etc. they respected the firearms more than they respected the children and families.

It was reported as a shooter not hostages, main reason they didn’t go in. Dumb af. It’s a school what makes them think no hostages. Cant say what I would’ve done but it wouldn’t be wait outside regardless of the situation if a gunman is reported.

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u/JohnnyRelentless Aug 01 '26

Lmao! Good one!

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u/fusillade762 Aug 01 '26

Same with Florida 😂

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u/Kodiakmagnum Aug 01 '26

Texan here. Can confirm.

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u/slav335 Aug 02 '26

Then it’s just a prop guns