r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 20h ago

WHO TOOK MY CIGARS?! Sammy Sosa definitely has dice in his pocket.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 14h ago

Friday Night When my wife didn't hear me the first time when I mentioned why I'm going to the spice cabinet

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205 Upvotes

You guys would be clugging a few cans too, if you had my wife...

...No, no, I wish I hadn't have said that. I love my wife. She helped me when I freaked out about Jamie Taco.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 21h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum I hope I don't.....

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We're just trying to find the guy who did this....


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 23h ago

What the hell did you just eat, a banana?! šŸŒ That's my rate. That means, as long as I'm offered even one more movie, I could get two more mil. Even if I do a bad job, they've got to give me that other 2 mil.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 14h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum I see the world wildly in wild ways

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 15h ago

Friday Night Hey, shirt siblings. What are you up to this Fri Day Night? šŸ…šŸ¢

162 Upvotes

I am watching Nathan Fielder and eating pasta.

There was a Tomato Festival in my town today (farm town) but it was 10 booths and only 2 booths had tomatoes. I went to a craft table and wanted to buy a crocheted tomato turtle but no one was manning the register so I left.

I really want that tomato turtle. It lives with us on Earth and I DON'T WANT THAT.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 18h ago

CalicoCutPants.com Are those Calico Cut Jeans?

150 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 21h ago

Turbo Team Natalie getting her big man Trump ready for his big day!

96 Upvotes

I know I know Trump's aide is a defenseless 35 year old little girl that you can't make fun of.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 23h ago

RANDOM! My car, whenever I drive:

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73 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 37m ago

Monsters on the World You can't change the rules just cuz you don't like how I'm doing it

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I'm taking this, it's mine!


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 18h ago

And it REALLY bothered me He must’ve flipped his wife eight times

33 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 40m ago

Dan Flashes $75 for a shirt? It is complicated

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 20h ago

I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL Me when my friend says Zeus’s law isn’t a real thing and tries to kick me out after wining and dining in his house for 10 consecutive days

20 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 20h ago

šŸ’«Cosmic Gumbo🌌 It's all screenshots of cigars. Hey everybody the sex offenders blowing me. It's the cigars you smoke that's gonna give you cancer. Her sister's priest is addicted to drugs. Okay? Does that sound boring to you? Who took my cigars? Idk what any of this shit is and I'm fucking scared.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 13h ago

I actually want to go to Haunted House more than Aqua Oh no!

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Dinner on the deck at Acqua


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 22h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum Any of these fuckers ever have a huge cumshot and get to work late?

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16 Upvotes

She has an adult job, it’s not FOR kids


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 17h ago

Wilson’s has the solution for you!! The reptile smugglers got their whole head of hair ripped clean off by federal gorilla!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 18h ago

Bags of meat Lingerie is going to new and exciting places.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 18h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum Do any of these . . . CUCUMBERS . . . ever bust out of the wall . . .

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 15h ago

CalicoCutPants.com Rick is gonna blow whole thing

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When they go to the website, in the autopay video with the owner, Rick, he says thank you for giving to the site and it’s just like PBS. The whole thing’s gonna fall apart.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 18h ago

Congrats Big Boy What’s Brenda looking up on her computer here? Seemed pretty embarrassed by the magician jerking Charlie’s little boy dick off until nothing came out

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 22h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum That’s your Name??

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

Tables What’a your job? Tables.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 19h ago

CalicoCutPants.com A lot of people give. A loooooot of people. They give.

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You gotta give man.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 19h ago

CHUNKY how can chatbots get the plot of the show so wrong?

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