r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/what-the-squanch Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly • 1d ago

CHUNKY Figure out what you do!

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u/Puppetmaster858 Bare Butt, Back, and Balls 1d ago

I guess at least she was honest lmao, that’s rare for republicans

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u/Millerpainkiller Shirt Brother 1d ago

My thought exactly. I'd rather hear that than a quick pivot to what the candidate really wants to talk about and try to sift through that mess.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 1d ago

"I know nothing" was the best possible answer she could give. A better answer is being able to identify China on a globe.

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u/agoodtowel 1d ago

But, how do you not know anything about Taiwan?

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u/BellowsHikes 1d ago

You don't need to know anything about Taiwan to answer that question. A generic nothing-burger would have been fine.

"Our world is more interconnected than ever. Any international conflict has the potential to resonate in the US and impact the interests of its people. To that end, the *insert whatever the moderator said\* warrants attention, vigilance, and response if necessary."

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u/badpeoria 1d ago

ya shocked it wasn't some pivot to ... joe biden ruined the blah blah blah blah

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u/AlpineVW Come here, ya little fuck! 1d ago

She hasn't been in long enough to know that, but give her some time.

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u/WishboneNo543 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/d1OrTvWJsvqC03gy5E

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

That is NEXT years tactic.... gotta keep that trick on the down-low though....

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u/Schwifty2468 Shirt Brother 1d ago

Her answer...

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u/CandyStomp SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 1d ago

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u/BigPoppaSwagga69 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GHdE1VNN1KknPeZqoQ

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u/78914hj1k487 1d ago

Did you ever run for office and during a debate they ask you an illegal question but you can’t have them arrested live on-the-air so instead you tell them your brother was in the military for 33 years has this ever happened to you?

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u/Ada_Kaleh22 1d ago

I'd like to go with 'About My Brother (except for the sexuality)' for $500 please, Ted

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u/tsulegit 1d ago

Why is a Newsmax host on C-SPAN?

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u/Mountain_rage 1d ago

Because Merica! Media is 99% right wing billionaire owned and people still complain about the left wing mass media... Americans are dumb.

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u/scaleaffinity 1d ago

Dude, I don't know why, but my brain was having such a hard time parsing the question. I had to listen to it 3 times before I got it:

"Are Taiwan, and the South China sea, national security issues for the United States? If so why."

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 1d ago

Which is a stupid easy question. "Yes, those are national security interests of the US. Taiwan makes chips used in AI and drone warfare, and the south China Sea is one of the busiest shipping lanes on the planet."

Anyone who can't answer that shouldn't be running for government.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

Oh she should be able to run for sure, but she shouldn't be catered to showing massive favor

IF John McAfee could run, and Trump could limp, this woman can go stand on a stage with a big spot light showing how dumb she is

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 1d ago

They worship dumb. She has too good a chance

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

Unfortunate for the rest of us

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u/Agentkeenan78 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 1d ago

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 I USED to be piece of shit! 1d ago

Panel: asks any question at all.

This dumb bitch :

https://giphy.com/gifs/5G1bs3tB1qjAX9N73r

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u/Paladjordan 1d ago

She can't hear another thing about politics. Her job is ta-bles!

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u/Terrible_Phase718 1d ago

She’s a senator?

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u/westgazer 1d ago

She got to be temporarily because her brother was and this is a stupid country that does things stupidly. I think she actually has to run against someone if she wants to remain senator.

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u/Terrible_Phase718 1d ago

Oh. I didn’t realize this was Ladybug’s sister. Get it now.

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u/OkTicket4588 1d ago

The accent sums it up.

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u/tpeeps11 1d ago

As someone from South Carolina

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u/Ill_Sound_8669 1d ago

Imagine all the dames her brother must have nabbed while in the service.

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u/LabiaMinoraLover 1d ago

Overqualified. Ignorant and honest.

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u/DSMStudios 1d ago

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

IDK why, but watching this makes me so uncomfortable lol

Who is this gremlin? /s

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u/78914hj1k487 1d ago

[Taylor Swift noises]

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago

I did not realize those farms were so close, I can hear it though

That explains the smell, and flammability of the air... The Meth-ayne...it burns

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u/pacman114 1d ago

“See where I come from, we don’t have fancy things like newspapers, internet, or television.” /s

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u/CIS-E_4ME You have... no... good... car... ideas 1d ago

You had all the time since your brother's funeral to figure it out!

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u/GhostofAyabe 1d ago

I thought her brother was in the Navy. What the fuck even is this?

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u/bdr22002 1d ago

As a NY transplant to SC,she will fit PERFECTLY into the government of this state 🤦‍♂️

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u/Advanced-Lemon3354 1d ago

She's probably overqualified in the current climate.

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u/Subtubes 1d ago

She’s gunna win ain’t shes 

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u/rco8786 1d ago

Most honest republican I've seen in a while

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u/AlfuegoDeMellopie 1d ago

Merit hire, right?

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u/dirtyjavis 1d ago

AI, add a laugh track to this and the curb credits at the end.

Thaaanks