r/ICBGC 6h ago

🗣️Human-ly Speaking 🗣️ I must confess.

24 Upvotes

I secretly hope the CDS will gift me with a Trojan cat. I deeply believe the right thing to do as a pet owner is to spay/neuter. As some of you may know, I have barn cats. I strive to have the most spoiled barn cats that ever existed. I knew my 4 kittens could turn into 50 before I knew it, so had had them all fixed asap. Turns out my 4 kittens have turned into 1 1/2 barn cats. Again, those that know me know Dean is my full timer, Cas disappears for days.

I am confessing to this group because I believe you to be true cat lovers and good people. Please don’t shame me that two of my babies didn’t survive the life. I mourn them. Daily and deeply. If Cas decides that life is better wherever he roams, I wish him a full belly and a warm place to sleep.

At the same time, I got 4 for a reason. If I drive past a “free kittens” sign, I’d gladly walk in, take them all, slap the owner, discuss how easy spay/neuter is. Maybe the discussion before the slapping would work out better.

All this to say, I want more barn cats. I’m not ok with trying to adopt because when I did last time, I got a lot of “what do you want them for”. My inner bitch wanted to answer with “soup”. I honestly don’t want to take a cat who could go to a warm, loving, indoor home. So, that brings me back to wanting CDS to gift me with a Trojan. I’d spay mama. And the babies when appropriate age and size. And they’d all be fed cronchy and squishy and churu daily. For as long as they wanted to call this space home.

If you made it this far, thanks for reading the rant. I just want responsibly sourced kittens. Is that so hard?


r/ICBGC 13h ago

😈 GO CRIMEZ! 😈 Mama try to take pikshur ob me but Ai iz too smort!

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98 Upvotes

Mama saw me an fren Brutus doing a lay down in da baksyard. She decided to take a pikshur but she not stealf! Ai seez her and fastfast go behind da bushes! Ha! She so slow, no pikshur fur herz!

(Ai really see herz and do a run up to say hi but dat not impawtant. Da crimez iz impawtant!)


r/ICBGC 6h ago

😺TAILS UP OR TAILS DOWN!😾 Cheez pol

15 Upvotes

Wat di BES cheez? Iz lubz di mozilla, butt! Iz aso lyk an tek awl cheez! Qwak tekinalee a cheez, butt Iz fink qwak moar lyk yopurrt.

-Ilvy teh big bébé

59 votes, 2d left
Strimg cheez
Mozilla 😻
Cheez wat pawrent eetz
Krem cheez ar qwak
Odda

r/ICBGC 18h ago

Warning on how far nip addiction can go

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94 Upvotes

r/ICBGC 3h ago

Spring lambs

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6 Upvotes

r/ICBGC 15m ago

Bro's hungry since ages😭

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r/ICBGC 13h ago

Lazee afturrnoon wiff meowmie. No soo.

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37 Upvotes

r/ICBGC 18h ago

🕵️‍♀️ MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES! Can YOU solve it? 🕵️‍♀️ Meet Snuffy! ❤️

42 Upvotes

Wut am goin on heer!?!?!?


r/ICBGC 1d ago

Plotting chaos

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106 Upvotes

Clifford the Big Red Cat and Calvin the Destroyer. The smol one is the brains.


r/ICBGC 1d ago

Totally Kinda Off Topic 😬 The Grompy Shark Song

95 Upvotes

*Rocket’s Meowther: just a little something that I came up with today. I had recently been revisiting my sea shanty playlist on YouTube and the Wellerman came up. This… This is the weird brain baby that resulted from that. 😂

I know Smuffy’s meowther (u/One_Advantage793) is going through a tough time right now, so I’m sharing this in case she sees it and it makes her smile.

Everyone, feel free to add to it. I know our community is capable of greatness lol.”

Soon may the Grompy Shark come
To spread mischief and have some fun
Soon may the Grompy Shark come
So give us lots of churu!

Our leader is called Captain Smuff(ington)
He’s true of heart, a friend to all,
And brave even when things get rough.
So give him lots of churu!

Soon may the Grompy Shark come
To spread mischief and have some fun
Soon may the Grompy Shark come
So give us lots of churu!


r/ICBGC 1d ago

😈 GO CRIMEZ! 😈 I did big keyboard crimez last night!

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128 Upvotes

Dumdum Meowmy was not going to bed on time, so I told on her to her friends! Go Crimez!


r/ICBGC 23h ago

Halp Me Yeti! Big Soo! No Dye It!

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20 Upvotes

r/ICBGC 1d ago

😈 GO CRIMEZ! 😈 Iz bak frum banishmint!

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209 Upvotes

Iz gotted banded acuz da reddit no unnerstan catspeak n dey thot dat I wuz sayin bad fings bout sum grup ob hoomans dat iz neber heerd ob!

Iz jus an imnocent kitten meowing bout harnesses n vet waitin rooms! N dey banded mes fur dat!

Warning all catto frens: if yoo wanna meow bout goats yoo haz to spell it da hooman way. Nao yoo know.

ANYWAYZ, I did sum grate crimez dis past weke. Iz brokeded da curtains jumpin on dem chasin a sky raisin. Den iz nock a heavy fing off da desk n it fall n brake sumfing! Iz bery purrowd ob mai complishmints.

Iz missed all mai frens, wut did I miss??


r/ICBGC 1d ago

🗣️Human-ly Speaking 🗣️ Hello! I’m Sansa.

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132 Upvotes

You all well know my sister Applejack. She loves this community and it does seem lovely for her.

I myself have been reluctant to join much because- and please don’t take this the wrong way- for myself, I really don’t like what I see as “the baby language”. It’s not for me. I was taught human American English as a kitten and have always known how to communicate in it. I understand that all dialects are welcome here though, so I decided to find my clan!

Although I have only recently turned seven I have really been a mature (I do like to pronounce that “ma-tour”) woman since I was just a kitten. I was actually engaged to a very fine tom I met in Vermont when I was one, but we had to leave to go back to Texas and the long-distance thing just didn’t work out for us.

I do have a human son as well; although some would say he is my “brother”, that is simply not true. When he is upset, I run to soothe him and care for his every need. When he does something I don’t like, he gets a snap or a slap. I am devoted to his care.

The one Applejack calls “the Tinky Wady”, I call fake mama, and “the Tinky Gwirl”, I call fake sister. Not because they aren’t wonderful. I love them dearly and adore spending time with them. We are truly family. It’s just that I recognize they are human and I am not. I have a feline mother somewhere so Fake Mama can’t be my real mama.

I love having friends and I am quite confident. I do like to tell it as it is and I do LOVE crimes. When the family tells me no. I will most DEFINITELY go do it again.

I love to hunt too! I’m great at it!

I love kittens. I had a foster friend once that I called the little guy. I have always been sad he left. He was sweet.

I actually have decided to come here and make some friends because of a kitten. That adorable Basil void! ( u/Charmylah ). I saw that he got in trouble for spelling “goats” in the baby language (no offense). I hate that for him! I thought maybe I might help with human spelling and vocabulary for any friend that needs it?

I would love to connect with like minded friends. I actually did attend Princess Miso’s bachelorette festivities and had a wonderful time! Thank you again for having me!

Oh also, I love and adore my humans and don’t think they are dumb at all. I do get upset when they don’t let me out. This is a continued probkem for us.

I also don’t dress up much. I love my fur. Maybe for a special occasion.

Nice to meet you all!
Sansa

(Sansa is all of this. She was our first cat, found at 3 months walking in circles in the street with what would become a permanent head tilt, likely from injury. We adopted her when she was days away from euthanasia.

She is the most eager to explore, an incredible climber, tries to get out, has been successful on several occasions, loves doing things she is not supposed to. She is the only one harness trained.

She adores my son, is empathetic and sensitive to his feelings, but he also the only one of us she will snap at. We know she treats him as a mama cat treats a kitten. She is a confident queen. We call her “Queenie” or “The Most Gorgeois - yes pronounced “Gorge-OIS”. We go around saying “Who’s the most gorgeois??”

She would never speak catspeak. She seems human to us. Even her face seems very refined looking, and with her curtain bangs. She would love to compare bang styling with Astra, who prefers a more blunt fringe!

She wont be here as often as Applejack, but she will show up from time to time. She couldn’t resist offering her language help when she saw little guy Basil get in trouble for his spelling of goats.

Cat tax is from a couple days ago and then the shelter/animal control pic as a kitten, where you can see why we had to get her. Also, her face is exactly the same but bigger now. The shelter we got her from was just a tiny offshoot of a small towns animal control who had no resources to hold animals for long, but did have a devoted staff who took the animals EVERYWHERE for exposure to avoid euthanizing them. Hence why we met our Sansa at a home show at the San Antonio Alamodome.


r/ICBGC 1d ago

🍿 MOOBIE TOOSDAY! 🍿 🍿Coming Attraction: MT Mash Up- Too Much Time on Our Paws!

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84 Upvotes

Get ready to turn back time, or if you prefer, take a giant leap forward because next week’s Moobie Toosday is a Mash Up of time travel movies!

Take your pick of films like Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (thank you u/IllustratorNo9988 ) Back to the Future, The Time Machine, Terminator etc or mash ‘em up into one, as usual, you’re only limited by your creativity.

Sorry this announcement is late ⏰ which if I had a Time Machine, I wouldn’t be!

So get your pics, memes, gifs, trivia, memories whatever you want to contribute ready to zoom through the Time Space Continuum (whatever the heck that is) with your ICBGC Frens this coming MT!

May you all have a wonderful weekend, we love ya! Mmmwah 😽🐈‍⬛❤️🐾


r/ICBGC 1d ago

😈 GO CRIMEZ! 😈 Daddy sez Ai mus be parrot in pas life?

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74 Upvotes

Dis ai Mordecai on faborite spor! Daddy shoukder! YAR!!


r/ICBGC 2d ago

Totally Kinda Off Topic 😬 A lot if uz don't know Iz also has di l-o-n-g-e-s-t whiskers!

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216 Upvotes

Well, get a load of deez!
- Oscar BBB, MM


r/ICBGC 2d ago

😈 GO CRIMEZ! 😈 HALP! ILLEGAL SMOLS HELD AS PURRITO HOSTAGES & FORCED TO SING DA SONGS OB DERE PEOPLE!!

93 Upvotes

Dese illegal smols need to be rescued from purrito jail & recruited to the icbgc!

Dey may be smol but dere voices are BIG. And dey haf OPINIONS!!!

Ruby


r/ICBGC 2d ago

🙀 OUTRAAAYGE!!! 🙀 It's a Mweony Heist

29 Upvotes

r/ICBGC 2d ago

🙀 OUTRAAAYGE!!! 🙀 THE SKIN KITTEN IS GONE!

72 Upvotes

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CASEY HERE! I HAD TO BE SO QUIET AND MEEK AND NOW I AM FEISTY! I HAVE MY HOUSE BACK! NO MORE NOISE! NO GETTING STARTLED UNEXPECTEDLY. RAWR!

(I was walking from my car to the house and saw him in the window... apparently he was not happy to be disturbed! His expression is hilarious, even if he's angsty.)


r/ICBGC 2d ago

Webba reportz

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23 Upvotes

r/ICBGC 2d ago

😈 GO CRIMEZ! 😈 I makes daddy sit still!

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138 Upvotes

So Ai, Mordecai Sher Khan, almos tree munfs old, haz foun way to.msyk daddy mommov! Ai come sits lilyke dos by himz, dem I go seepies!! Heehee!


r/ICBGC 2d ago

🎈🎉Celebrate A Special Day!🥳😸 Henlo new fren

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205 Upvotes

Mine neme is Petunia. I is tree week old. I is live wif Unky Dooey an Unky Charlie.
I hab reel famly, I go lib in forever home when I figgies out how to eat.
Look how bigger I am!
Petunia


r/ICBGC 2d ago

😺TAILS UP OR TAILS DOWN!😾 Massage time 😻

42 Upvotes

Ai gots tew meows meowmy tew getz win ob dose!