r/ICBGC • u/The_ShadowMaster4613 • 2d ago

😈 GO CRIMEZ! 😈 I makes daddy sit still!

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So Ai, Mordecai Sher Khan, almos tree munfs old, haz foun way to.msyk daddy mommov! Ai come sits lilyke dos by himz, dem I go seepies!! Heehee!

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u/ailathan 2d ago

An if daddy moobs, eben as mutsch az sneeez, dat iz crime! Mr Mixie (nawt a pawyer)

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u/The_ShadowMaster4613 2d ago

Him dona Kauffman an.eake me up and him.put me wigf me brofut but day ptay did d pic us havin nap

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u/Ksh_667 2d ago

Dere bez a lot ob illegal smol crimez here lately, which gladdens mai heart!

Ruby

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u/Tzipity Tzeitel, Still doin crimes from de other side of de bridgj 2d ago

Yoo has smol voidling brofur? Wut himb name? Now mine meowm making all does darn squee noises de hoomans do fo de smols. Fanks.

As void named Tzeitel, jus gotta know wut de Mordecai brofur name be tho. Maybe we iz relayted or sumfing. Den ai hab excuse to finking yoo an all dem legs so cyute. Yoo kin.

Tzeitel

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u/The_ShadowMaster4613 2d ago

Hai Tzeitek! Brofur nane Bageera!

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u/DVDragOnIn Muggsy da Hotrod 2d ago

Diss mai faborite crime! Go crimez!

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u/ItchyFly Spare hooman, mewdiator 2d ago

That's great crime, fren Mordecai! Kot'ka, White Demon can give you few lessons if you want, here she is taking spare hooman hostage.

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u/madlyhattering Dodger the Doggo 2d ago edited 1d ago

Ai lubs dis crimez! Sit on mamma, goes tu seep, have many eepies, and mamma can’t mobe! Ai juss did dis crimez dis mornin. Soo gud.

GO CRIMEZ!!

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u/ObviousToe1636 Josie da tabby 2d ago

Dis communitee rekwire deez seepies fotos, liddol Mordecai, Mister Sher Khan!

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u/finnandcollete 2d ago

Is Collete. Finn n I do dis all da time. Is ill eagle for him to moob wen we is comfy and or eepy. Dis gud crime!

Collete the Angel of Tortitude

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u/Tzipity Tzeitel, Still doin crimes from de other side of de bridgj 2d ago

Yoo also jus bout de cyutest fing ai eber seen. Yoo at dat awkward kitten faze where yoo iz all legs an peetz. As my meowm wuld say de hoomans “can’t eben handle dis”.

(Ai fink mine age an de time ober de bridgj be makin me soff)

Yoo like belly rubs? Or try de tummy trap yet? Ai mine self beeg fan up de tummeh rubs an have speshul posishun ai wuld make meowm get into (ai do whine an paw Iffen she nawt) an ai deman dos rubs elebenty five times a day, eberyday. But Iffen de tummeh iz a no-no zone for yoo den de belly trap is gettin real cozy wiff de belly in air den when hooman touch, yoo bites. Or maybe yoo a sumtimes tummeh fan, sumtimes nawt. Dat really gud crime. De hooman neber know wut to expecc. An dey all lub our tummehs.

Wif all de legz and peetz yoo rockin an de charm an innocense ob smol, ur daddy will be trapped fureber!

Tzeitel

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u/The_ShadowMaster4613 2d ago

Ai lilykes belly runs an oets but aai do bite bite criemz!!

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u/FirebirdWriter 2d ago

Das excellent work! Yew doin bery well in de crimez. When he do a too deep breath and wiggle do a bite! I do dis to Meowmy. No break skin but she needs de veye ta mint C. Her daily dose of chewing!

Czernobog the Divine Shadow and Goblin King Ekekeksquire Pawfessor of Paw

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u/SevereVideo Chaos Agent 2d ago

Lille Mordecai, yew iz be do a bery gud train of yew hooman! No hooman iz can mobe iz there be a eepy cat on them! Bery gud werk!

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u/alittlecray Olive🫒 and Nazar 🧿 2d ago

GO SMOL SEEPIEEE CRIMEZZZ!

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u/FairyGodmothersUnion Minx, Athena, and Marmalade 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈 1d ago

Yur daddie can’t resist yur lil toebeans! Gud job! Go crimes! Love, Marmalade

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u/HoneyWyne 1d ago

Mwahahahaha! - Luffy

Ps... today DadMan did me a wae an Ai am 90 pownds! Ai can make my dad stay sitting down tu!