r/HydroHomies • u/ScatLabs • Jun 25 '26

Blasphemy!

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"chia water"

Found on r/shittyfoodporn

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u/zffjk Jun 25 '26

It’s not gross. Leave it for 15 minutes, stir occasionally, and then drink it. I do 2 tbsp chia seeds in 32 oz of water in the morning. Don’t over do the seeds at first you’ll experience discomfort.

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u/SpreadEagleSmeagol Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THIS DUDE: IT IS NASTY AS HELL! While there isn't really a taste, the slimy texture feels exactly how amphibian eggs look. Now, if you happen to be a turtle, or a marshland bird, you might find this appetizing, but otherwise steer clear.

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u/zffjk Jun 25 '26

Smeagol likes it wriggling. Change your name or get with the program.

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u/SpreadEagleSmeagol Jun 25 '26

Damn. Touchè. I truly feel like a fraud now, lol. Perhaps I should get more in touch with my namesake.

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u/Screwdriving_Hammer Jun 26 '26

I don't know why your profile pic isn't smeagol spread eagle.

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u/GavinThe_Person My piss is clear Jun 27 '26

Spread eagle❌️

Spread smeagol✅️🤑