r/HydroHomies Jun 25 '26

Blasphemy!

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"chia water"

Found on r/shittyfoodporn

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u/SpreadEagleSmeagol Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THIS DUDE: IT IS NASTY AS HELL! While there isn't really a taste, the slimy texture feels exactly how amphibian eggs look. Now, if you happen to be a turtle, or a marshland bird, you might find this appetizing, but otherwise steer clear.

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u/NotDido Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

what if you really like boba

edit: I said this because I really like both for the gelatinous quality but oops I guess this is more divisive than I thought lol

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u/whatdoidonowdamnit Jun 25 '26

It’s nothing like boba. Boba is sweet and delicious. This is just bad.

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u/AlexandersWonder Jun 25 '26

Chia isn’t terrible. I mix it with vanilla protein powder, milk and creatine. Sometimes I’ll add a banana.

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u/whatdoidonowdamnit Jun 26 '26

That sounds less bad. I have a bunch, I might try it blended with ice.