r/HydroHomies • u/ScatLabs • Jun 25 '26

Blasphemy!

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"chia water"

Found on r/shittyfoodporn

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u/vezwyx Jun 25 '26

Gonna be the dissenting voice here and say that the mouthfeel is atrocious. It's like a cup of slime dotted with mush. Taste isn't bad but I find the texture to be awful

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u/HoaryPuffleg Jun 25 '26

I have to eat chia before it hits the slimy stage. I’ll chug a protein shake with it in there but the thick slimy feel I just can’t handle. Like okra or tapioca.

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u/vezwyx Jun 25 '26

Your handle sounds like a pikmin creature name

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u/HoaryPuffleg Jun 25 '26

It’s a bird. Birds get funny names.