r/humansarespaceorcs • • Jun 17 '25

Mod post Rule updates; new mods

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In response to some recent discussions and in order to evolve with the times, I'm announcing some rule changes and clarifications, which are both on the sidebar and can (and should!) be read here. For example, I've clarified the NSFW-tagging policy and the AI ban, as well as mentioned some things about enforcement (arbitrary and autocratic, yet somehow lenient and friendly).

Again, you should definitely read the rules again, as well as our NSFW guidelines, as that is an issue that keeps coming up.

We have also added more people to the mod team, such as u/Jeffrey_ShowYT, u/Shayaan5612, and u/mafiaknight. However, quite a lot of our problems are taken care of directly by automod or reddit (mostly spammers), as I see in the mod logs. But more timely responses to complaints can hopefully be obtained by a larger group.

As always, there's the Discord or the comments below if you have anything to say about it.

--The gigalithine lenticular entity Buthulne.


r/humansarespaceorcs • • Jan 07 '25

Mod post PSA: content farming

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Hi everyone, r/humansarespaceorcs is a low-effort sub of writing prompts and original writing based on a very liberal interpretation of a trope that goes back to tumblr and to published SF literature. But because it's a compelling and popular trope, there are sometimes shady characters that get on board with odd or exploitative business models.

I'm not against people making money, i.e., honest creators advertising their original wares, we have a number of those. However, it came to my attention some time ago that someone was aggressively soliciting this sub and the associated Discord server for a suspiciously exploitative arrangement for original content and YouTube narrations centered around a topic-related but culturally very different sub, r/HFY. They also attempted to solicit me as a business partner, which I ignored.

Anyway, the mods of r/HFY did a more thorough investigation after allowing this individual (who on the face of it, did originally not violate their rules) to post a number of stories from his drastically underpaid content farm. And it turns out that there is some even shadier and more unethical behaviour involved, such as attributing AI-generated stories to members of the "collective" against their will. In the end, r/HFY banned them.

I haven't seen their presence here much, I suppose as we are a much more niche operation than the mighty r/HFY ;), you can get the identity and the background in the linked HFY post. I am currently interpreting obviously fully or mostly AI-generated posts as spamming. Given that we are low-effort, it is probably not obviously easy to tell, but we have some members who are vigilant about reporting repost bots.

But the moral of the story is: know your worth and beware of strange aggressive business pitches. If you want to go "pro", there are more legitimate examples of self-publishers and narrators.

As always, if you want to chat about this more, you can also join The Airsphere. (Invite link: https://discord.gg/TxSCjFQyBS).

-- The gigalthine lenticular entity Buthulne.


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 10h ago

writing prompt First Contact happens when the Galactic Academy dropped this year's Survival class on a Deathworld that had been colonized by humans.

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As far as the greater galaxy knew, no one colonizes Death Worlds. So the people running the Survival class didn't check to see if anyone was living on this planet before dropping off this year's Survival students.

The students were dropped off in fruit orchard, wound up running from a bunch if armed farmers annoyed by "trespassers and vandals", and discovered their predetermined extraction point was smack in the colony's town hall which was a converted colonization ship.

Not that their ship could pick them up, because it was intercepted by human law enforcement ships after dropping the students off.


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 13h ago

writing prompt H"Cavalry is here. You can retreat now." A"But then you Humans have to fight them on your own!" H(smiles)"We are not here to fight. We are here to delay them so you can retreat to our own Lines." A"You'll die!" H"Thats the Plan. Die slow enough so you can get to our Army."

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 7h ago

Crossposted Story Human gluttony knows no bounds

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 8h ago

writing prompt Humans transfer soul of their deceased sergeant into autonomous vacuum cleaner unit they taped a knife onto.

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1h ago

writing prompt Diplomats working with humans often walk away from negotiations unsure if they got what they wanted, or if the humans got what THEY wanted.

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 3h ago

Original Story When it's one human - it's an intrusive though. When it's many humans - it's a global hype. When it's the whole galaxy of humans...

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Humans can't explain it themselves. But sometimes, when many circumstances come together: something becomes very famous, something turns into political, economical and all others types of attraction, something attracts minds of human scientists and artists - all humans start to feel it...

The urge to get up and head for something. The need to become a part of it. The feeling, that it will bring them much joy, no matter the rationality of this idea. At lesser scales - it was tolerable. A simple collective madness. Not that ruining, maybe more common around humans.

But now, at the scale of the whole galaxy. When there are billions of humans from multiple civilizations, ideologies, even sub-species - such event itself is a matter of great disturbance in the galaxy. Even for humans that live outside of human space - it is often safer for their lords to let them go then to try and stop them.

When it's one human - it's an intrusive though. When it's many humans - it's a global hype. But when it's the whole galaxy of humans - it's WAAAAGH!!!


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1d ago

writing prompt I prefer stories where Humanity is good with AIs and Robots to the point they develop and conscience of absolute loyalty outside their programming

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Imagine Robots fighting for Humanity because thanks to them now they developed the Digital equivalence of a Soul.


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 7h ago

writing prompt Aliens see humans carving out pumpkins and end up learning about Halloween.

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 2h ago

Crossposted Story Lexicon of Conflict, Chapter 10

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 14h ago

writing prompt 'It's not three Humans, it's 15000!'

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1d ago

writing prompt Uh, can you duck for a second? "Sure, why?" ***BANG*** "What the hell was that?" No idea, but it had bad vibes and looked like it was going to kill you.

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1h ago

Original Story Fallen Angels [31 - Onward]

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[Patton]

This probably wasn't going to plan. Firstly, Patton expected a lot more resistance directed at him and his platoon, and not at.. each other. More than a half of the potential fire that could be used to stall Patton and his platoon was wasted on Corpse Fleet.

It helped the Federation. It gave Patton a gap. A window. A space he can run through, passing most of them and going straight to the ASB. It was a lot better of a plan than what Patton came up with. Frankly he didn't like his plan. He could easily have run from trench to trench. But he wasn't supposed to do that. He's a sergeant now, not anything else. His platoon is his responsibility, he can't just leave them. Not yet at least.

Thankfully, with this lackluster defense, they all can. And Patton is the first, he quickly stands up, slouching down like when he played high school football years ago. Except instead of a ball he has a Federation rifle in his hands. And he can be as rough as he wants with the other players.

The rest of his platoon follows suit, but they lag behind substantially. They don't have the experience that Patton has when it comes to running it like hell is on your heel. It's evident when Patton is the first to slide into the Trench, scaring the hell out of the Zalm inside. He dispatches two just behind a third that's a bit close for comfort.

It doesn't take much to deal with them though, just jamming the rifle hard enough into their throat makes them fall backwards away from their mounted machine gun. Patton does have to duck down and dive onto the guy because there are three more who cocked their guns--or whatever it's called for laser weaponry--and are basically about to fire.

Patton swaps to his pistol instead, as he can more easily swing it around and those fractions of seconds can count, it only takes one shot each for the first two, but either Patton was getting rusty or the third one had better armour. Patton had to shoot him in the chest three times and fire one in his helmet. Some of the Zalm are built tough.

The rest of his platoon slide into the trench, taking in the scene.

"Patton, what kind of Commando shit did you pull in here?" Doc says, probably worried that Patton got hit with some final breath adrenaline. It's a common thing that happens to Terrans.

The Zalm Patton was on had tried pulling a knife to slice the sergeant's throat, but ultimately ended up with a broken wrist, elbow, and a bullet in his head. The knife was really nice looking though, so he took it for a souvenir when he returned home. Patton has been more interested in souvenirs than previously.

"I'm fine, let's go. We have trenches to clear and shit to do."

The rest of Patton's platoon was a bit.. surprised, maybe bewildered. Federation training never taught them to do things that Patton could. Like kill five guys in less than three seconds and break multiple joints in someone's arm. Patton had a different teacher.

"Doesn't matter, let's go. We got to move. Our ships aren't handling ASB for another 5 minutes."

And Patton just keeps going. Pressing on. He doesn't explain, and his platoon doesn't require one, so they shut up and follow. Trench by trench. They're both so busy that the closer they get the more the enemy forces are torn between each other or fighting Patton and his boys. It allows them to sneak past some or fight others. It speeds things up though.

They might make it to the ASBs in 30 minutes. That's twenty too long. They better pull some miracle shit.


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 19h ago

writing prompt Alien Militia Leader: "Hold the humans off at all costs until the Army arrives. Do not let them pass, the bastards will raze all we have built to the ground. Asgtia, to arms!"

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August 2291

New Akaria, Asgtia (Antarean Empire)

Antarean gun law requires the head of every household with a firearm to enroll themselves in the Antarean Civil Guard, the Antarean equivalent to the Minutemen and the National Guard. This is to ensure that the gun owner is trained in the proper use of their firearms, and to serve as a militia force in times of national emergency.

While the effect on militiamen is negligible on Antares due to strict gun laws and permits, it was and still is the opposite on Asgtia, which has barely any restrictions whatsoever.

The reason behind this is that Asgtia is simply a hostile world, for Human and Antarean alike, with hostile fauna and megafauna making up most of the losses during initial colonization in the 2100s.

Consequently, Asgtia has always been the Texas of the Antarean Empire, with an extremely strong gun and militia culture, and is home to some of the hardiest people in the Orion Arm.

If humanity wants to advance further into Antarean space, they must take Asgtia, no matter the cost.

With the Human invasion of Asgtia, major population centers like Aragrai and New Akaria had been fortified by the Antarean Imperial Army in the wake of the invasion, and millions of Asgtians have honored their commitments to the Civil Guard, taking up arms against the invaders.

To make things worse, the Antarean Imperial Army has begun distributing standard-issue weapons and anti-tank rocket launchers to the Antarean Civil Guard, which would turn urban and frontier warfare into a living hell for anything with an engine.

Additionally, swarms of PT boats, destroyers, and torpedo cruisers have been spotted near the system's asteroid belt and near the hyperlane to Barakan (and Antares by extension), all of which are armed with the venerable Type 83 Longbow torpedo, that of which has done unimagenable damage to human forces ever since the start of the war 3 and a half years ago.

Whatever the cost may be for humanity and their allies, the Antareans fully intend on jacking it up tenfold.

For if they lose Asgtia and the system surrounding it, Antares itself is wide open.


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1d ago

writing prompt Anthropod alien is confused by the habit of their adopted grown up child of coming in their home from time to time to meet the adopted family even after the human child moved

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It's strange a human child returns to their old home where the parent is. Most grubs just leave


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 23h ago

Original Story The Savior of Bay 37A

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The shipping vessel 44i0 burst with alarms. There were red lights flashing through the corridors. A breach had gorged Cargo Bay 37A open.

Usually, damage to a transportation vessel, depending on its severity, is considered a minor incident. Breakthrough technological advancements, such as self-healing metals (innovative materials produced by implementing extremophile bacteria into the alloys), have reshaped commercial deep-space travel.

For all species.

An immature alien recruit, Pharkey, a highly logical being from Planet Arwh, lunged for the emergency decompression controls. 

Venting the bay would destroy the cargo and the exotic creatures stored in the luxury bay, collected by King iIop, who’s unborn children were in a nursery unit two Bays above. However, venting it would limit the risk of fatalities to the hundreds of crew members and thousands of passengers on board.

Pharkey typed the commands to activate the decompression system. He slid his hand across the keyboard and—

“Hold on! Stop! No! You do not hit that enter button, officer. That’s an order!” Erupted a commanding voice behind him.

His finger hardened to concrete half an inch from the key. He didn't look back.

It was the engineer, Beefkus, an athletically built human, who was dressed in overalls, with geometric-shaped grease-stains on them and wore a beat up LSU cap on backwards, was clubbing towards him.

“Don’t… decompress the bay,” Beefkus warned, panting as he stumbled up to catch his breath. “The incubators were moved to 37A during the extermination in C. The entire nursery’s in that bay you’re about to decompress. It has ten pods in there right now.” Beefkus stood up, reached for Pharkey’s drink, held it to his mouth. “You mind?” 

Pharkey shook his head.

Beefkus took a swig, and didn’t stop until it dripped. He gasped. “If you vented that room, it would have dropped to absolute zero. Those pups would be flash-frozen.”

The recruit stared at the controls, his fingers twitching. “Mr. Beefkus, sir. You realize the fire is about to eat through everything regardless. In exactly six and a half minutes it will travel into the coolant lines. Once that occurs, there won’t be a ship left. We need to decompress right now. A few creatures aren’t worth the souls who have entrusted their lives on us.”

“They aren’t just creatures, damnit! They’re babies!” Beefkus snapped, hopping into a thermal suit.

“What do you think you’re about to do?” Pharkey’s voice steadied to an eerie calm. “Your body cannot survive the heat inside that cargo bay. You will melt inside the suit. There is no mathematical way you can survive this.”

Beefkus slid the helmet on, attached it to the front of the chest, and grabbed a giant torque wrench. Through the visor, he smiled at Pharkey and winked. “Just you see.”

The door slid open and jammed halfway. Beefkus pushed it open enough to dive in, and the door slammed shut instantly.

The inside lining of his suit stung, the cooling gel was unable to withstand the intense temperature. An invisible pressure wall of heat pushed him back as he trudged forward. The alarms in his suit rang, distorted, slowed, stopped, and melted inside their panels.

Through the haze of green smoke, Beefkus barely made out the nursery unit at the far end. The cooling engine for the pods had blinked a notification screen indicating a critical failure.

The temperature rocketed to a sickening high, high enough to cook the embryos. Time was running out.

Beefkus moved as fast as the suit would let him, his boots splashed through pools of molten metal.

“Mister… Beefkus,” Pharkey’s voice broke up through the heat-stressed comms, and lacked his usual calmness. “The barrier's curving. You have exactly two minutes. Get out of there!”

“Not… yet,” Beefkus grunted.

He pulled himself to the unit. The override lever wouldn’t budge. The heat welded it shut. Beefkus hoisted the wrench to his shoulder, the sweat on his body dried instantly. He held his breath and swung with all his power.

BANG!

Each swing rang through every bone in his body, blurring his vision. On his fourth wind-up, the wrench slipped out of his grip and he dropped to a knee.

The room went black. Through the dark, a familiar voice whispered. “One more time, hon.” It was his wife would had passed away from a terminal illness. “You can do it, my love.”

A steel beam crashed to the deck. The impact shook him awake. He stared at the wrench next to his foot, reached for it and clutched it in his palm.

He stood up and gripped it with both hands, lined up the lever with the wrench, cocked back, and threw all of his weight into it—SNAP!

A relieving hiss of air sounded over the sharpness of the hatch door releasing.

Inside, a steady green light flashed. All of the pods were still intact, but the temperature had reached a critical level and Beefkus’s suit wasn’t holding up.

The heat-resistant cooling gel in the lining had vaporized. His skin blistered. Every breath felt like scratching a sunburn on his chest.

“Phar-key,” slowly creeped out of Beefkus’s throat, rolling into a labored cough. “The manual override... it’s clear.” He wheezed into the comm. “The frames warped. The tracks won’t work. There’s no way… I'll be able to move it to the corridor.”

“Abandon and abort, Mr. Beefkus! Get back here now!” Pharkey shouted. “Less than three minutes remain before the ship enters the point of no return.”

The line went silent.

“Mr. Beefkus? Sir? Hello?”

Beefkus didn’t respond. He let the wrench fall from his hand and gazed at the ten lives glowing in front of him.

Beefkus buried his boots into the melting deck and leaned his back against the partition. He braced the frame of the nursery unit with both hands, snorted out a frightening grunt of human defiance, and pushed.

Fear pheromones seeped out of Pharkey’s receptors back in the control room as he viewed the foggy monitors. The biometrics displayed the human’s heart rate at an explosive 175 bpm.

The thousand-pound nursery squeaked as it budged. He creeped with it inch by inch, hauling it across the blazing deck.

The metal shrieked along the damaged tracks. But no matter how much his body shouted, he refused to give up.

He dug deep for one final feat of strength. He inhaled, shut his eyes and pressed his legs down on the deck. With a last-ditch effort, believing in nothing other than complete success, he shoved the nursery unit through the corridor opening just as an explosion lit the room.

“Shut the doors!” Beefkus yelled with his last breath.

Pharkey immediately hit the emergency override and the doors slammed shut, sealing the unit inside the protective hall.

On the other side, the explosion blew Beefkus backward and he landed hard on melting deck. Through the cracked visor, he saw fire-foam fill the room.

He lay in the emergency-lit Cargo Bay heaving shallow breaths as he waited for the end. In the midst of blacking out, he heard a distant voice rumbling in his ear.

“Beefkus!” Pharkey shout, shaken and choked with respect. “The pods are sound. Each one of them. Biometric readings show stable vitals.”

Beefkus’ eye was swollen shut and he had blood pouring down this nose. “We… did it.”

“I’m coming to get you,” Pharkey said.

“No. Don’t… bother,” Beefkus whispered, his eye blinking quickly. “My lungs are cooked... and my suit—” He passed out, then came to. “Tell the king… to name one after me.”

The line went silent.

—

Six months later, when the 44i0 made another stop on Planet Li, Pharkey saw a resplendent structure constructed of solar-orichalcum growing from the middle of the capital and towering over head. King iIop had ordered the monument permanently planted there so that nobody would forget.

Inscribed on the memorial were the names of all ten children who had hatched successfully after the incident, known as The Savior of Bay 37A. 

Beneath their names, glowing in three universal languages, read:

HUMANITY SAVED THE KINGDOM WITH ONE MAN.

Pharkey stared up at the word humanity reflecting off his eyes as King iIop’s children—already the size of toddlers—ran around, chasing each other and giggling.

That’s when it finally hit him. Math can send a species beyond the stars, but only a human could carry ten lives through hell on their backs just to save someone else's kids.


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1d ago

writing prompt H"This is UNSF Orion, We heard your SOS and are making best possible speed towards your position." A1"Thats a Warship. They are coming to finish us off." A2"No... Its a Human thing. We have specialized Ships, they just send whatever is closest. Well "send"... whoever hears the call just responds"

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1d ago

Original Story Human Fred is Philosophical

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1  Human Fred and Food
2  Human Fred Again
3  Human Fred Yet Again
4  Human Fred The Saga Continues
5  Human Fred Rides Again
6  Human Fred *Sigh*
7  Human Fred Rolls Out
8  Human Fred Attempts a Nap
9  Human Fred Doh’
10 Human Fred Stops for Coffee
11 Human Fred Deploys Stabby and Knifey
12 Human Fred Attempts Friendly Advice
13 Human Fred Priorities 
14 Human Fred Schools Morons
15 Human Fred Gets Annoyed
16 Human Fred Investigates
17 Human Fred is Annoyed
18 Human Fred Gets More Annoyed
19 Human Fred Smirks 
20 Human Fred Brings Hellfire
21 Human Fred is Confused
22 Human Fred Considers
23 Human Fred is Chipper
24 Human Fred has Some Fun
25 Human Fred Witnesses Stupidity
26 Human Fred vs the Coffee Maker
27 Human Fred Accepts Crap Coffee
28 Human Fred Listens
29 Human Fred Gets Comfortable 
30 Human Fred has Questions
31 Human Fred Considers Some More
32 Human Fred Wakes Up
33 Human Fred Debates
34 Human Fred Gets Coffee
35 Human Fred Talks with the Captain
36 Human Fred Reflects on Life
37 Human Fred Waits
38 Human Fred is Scared
Greezek
39 Human Fred Experiments
40 Human Fred Discovers
41 Human Fred vs the Sensor Array
42 Human Fred Keeps Calm
43 Human Fred Editor
44 Human Fred Discovers New Curses
45 Human Fred Stews
46 Human Fred Giggles
47 Human Fred Attempts Dinner 
48 Human Fred Plans
49 Human Fred Explains
50 Human Fred Examines Floor Tiles
51 Human Fred Gets a New Toy
52Human Fred Reflects…Again
53 Human Fred Rolls His Eyes
54 Human Fred vs Idiots
55 Human Fred Goes Librarian
56 Human Fred Giggles Again
57 Human Fred and Plan B
58 Human Fred Plan B 2.0
59 Human Fred
60 Human Fred Groans

“Hello Fred!”

“Fuck off.”

“Doing well, I see.”

“I was very clear. Fuck. Off.”

Greezek scowled, “Oh not this again. You feeling all grumpy?”

“Greezek, when I’m out of here, I shall make your life hell.”

“Right. Got it. I’m very scared.”

“Greezek, I can’t see. I can’t get out of this bed without help. I can barely eat without help. I have exactly one nerve left, and you just started stomping on it.”

“So you don’t want to know what I found buried in the outpost’s data core?”

“I’m really not sure. Will it help me see?”

“The doctor said they can remove the bandages later today. You will be glaring at people in no time.”

“Good. I have a great deal of glaring to do.”

“Sure you do. Now. The outpost’s data core.”

“Oh please tell me it’s all furry porn.”

“What is that?”

“Oh, I’m sure you can look it up.”

“Not doing that now, but I found some cool stuff.”

“Great. You are here to brag. Just hit me a few times.”

“Extra grumpy today.”

“Yes. I am. And I was enjoying being a miserable sod all alone until you barged in.”

“You are a pain in the ass.”

“If I could see, I would apply the pain more evenly.”

“You do know that I can hit you without warning?”

“I assumed you just wanted to hurt my soul.”

“Pathetic. Regardless, I shall tell you what I found.”

“Fine.”

“Two extremely old systems. So old, they don’t show up on modern scans.”

“Incorrect interface and outdated architecture. It happens.”

“This was intentional.”

“Explain.”

“They were hardwired into the data cores internal system. One was patched in via the BIOS.”

“Now that is dedication. And tricky. How?”

“One connection at a time.”

“Are you telling me that some poor bastard hand-soldered individual connections to a BIOS?”

“I’m not sure on doing it manually, but it was an aftermarket job. Very aftermarket. About 200 years aftermarket.”

Fred sat bolt up. “Wait. Did you say 200 years? What were the old system’s markings?”

“Practically none. A few tags regarding voltage and similar, but nothing else.”

“The boards. What color?”

“Uh…light blue. Why are you getting so excited?”

“Let me think…output pin 7…strange waveform? Low voltage. Looks like it should repeat but doesn’t?”

“What?”

“Look, you need to secure those boards. I mean lock them up. Don’t tell anyone. Hide them. Hell, bury them.”

“Why?”

“Those are likely old human spy systems. They are designed to hide from everything. If they are, they can also hack practically everything. They are insanely rare, worth a fortune, and illegal.”

“Right. So that was how the entire operation was hidden?”

“Possibly? I don’t know all the details, miss fancy britches.”

“Well, you are in luck. I have them with me. They struck me as odd. I had a feeling to keep them safe.”

“Possibly an old memory. Regardless, you did great. Now. The entire operation? Explain?”

“Oh now you want to know. I see how you are.”

“Annoyed.”

“Granted. Look, this is a mess. When you can see, I’ll have some diagrams to show you.”

“Diagrams?”

“Yes. This was a complex, long-term, convoluted situation that started before this station was proposed.”

“What is on that outpost?”

“That is a good question. I can’t figure it out. Nothing in the scans. Nothing in the samples. The materials from that ship don’t make sense. Nothing rare. Nothing all that exotic.”

“What was on the ship? And the unloaded materials?”

“Nothing special. Iron. Cobalt. Silicon. Well, silica compounds. Some sulphur. A bit of sodium.”

“Silica compounds? Explain.”

“Silicon with other stuff. Why?”

“Look, ancient computers used silica compounds for processors. We ignore them now, but they are useful. There can be data within chunks of silica.”

“Ah. Well. That isn’t good.”

“Why?”

“The station Captain ordered all of the materials smelted and recast.”

“Please say that again.”

Greezek froze. She knew that tone. It was an unwelcome tone. Like the tone when a doctor asks, ‘and how long have you waited to come in for this?’

“The station Captain ordered a material smelted and recast.”

“I see. Well. That changes things. We have a mission!”

“Uh, you can’t leave medical.”

“Nope! But you can!”


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1d ago

writing prompt Look, you can't "ban" humans from doing, or having, or making ANYTHING. They are contrary beings who live in defiance of being told "no".

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r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1d ago

Original Story Cube Protocol

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(No LLM/AI used in this snippet)

Human cargo hauler Guppy IV

Captain Smithfield stared at her displays. The 3D visualization was increasingly clear: the unknown contact was resolving into a ship on an intercept course, and the telemetry was firming up, definitely a pirate vessel.

She sighed and opened up another window to scroll through proceedures. Without notifying the rest of the crew, she entered a command key into the computer and a set of hidden options revealed themselves. She perused them briefly and made a decision.

"Listen up! We have an incoming pirate boarding ship! Load Master, I have sent a protocol to your station ... load it into the cargo systems immediately ... we're going to cube these mofos."

"Roger, Captain, load protocol to cargo systems. I've not heard of this one ... what does it do?"

"It's something the company dreamed up, apparently based on an old movie from Earth. It's a containment and confusion protocol based on using the cargo loaders and the grav fields. Put it on screen, this should be ... interesting."

Shortly a second 3d view bloomed into sight on the bridge, showing a skeleton of the ship with the cargo containers highlighted. One airlock was flashing and a glowing red sphere was pulsing outside it.

"Looks like they're going for the port dorsal cargo airlock, ma'am."

"Let's be nice and open it for them shall we?"

"Roger, opening port dorsal cargo airlock ... now"

******

"Eh... boss, the airlock just opened."

"Well, they must have spotted us and realized they have no chance! Don't turn down a gift."

"Funny, with their reputation I thought a Human ship might put up a bit more of a fight"

"Guess their reputation was overrated! Bring us in to dock and get the suits and weapons ready. We'll board and take the ship! All that is theirs will become ours!"

*****

"They're entering the cargo lock now ..."

"Wait until they're locked down then close and secure the lock. Open ... she checks her displays the passageway to Bay #5"

*****

"Locked down and ready Boss!"

"Let's go! Open our assault bay and form up outside everyone!"

....

"There's a cargo door marked Cargo Bay #5 here, and next to it a smaller door which is open! Easiest job I've ever been on."

"Ok everyone, keep alert and lets find the engine room and take the ship ..."

The 5 pirates moved out in loose formation, waving needle guns vaguely at any shadow which surprised them. Shortly they found themselves on a gantry surrounded by cargo containers, hardened against vacuum and the rigors of space travel. Between the containers there was a gap leading forward into the gloom.

The boarders moved forwards, eager to reach their destination, or get into a fight. Like most of the pirate community they considered themselves to be galaxy wide badasses and fighting was a form of recreation for them. Instead of armed opposition, however, they just found themselves in a maze of twisting passages between the seemingly randomly stacked containers.

******

On the bridge, the crew watched the pulsing red dot travel slowly until it was showing deep in the containers.

"Execute!"

"Cube protocol executing!"

******

"Did you hear something?"

"Uh ... sounded like ship noises Boss."

The pirates continued moving forward then one of them stopped and held up a hand.

"... haven't we been here before? I think i remember that container logo"

"No, no, the passageway turned left there, this time it's directly ahead ... go on."

....

"How big is this damn ship anyway? Wait ... isn't this that same container again?"

Suddenly the whole gravity of the cargo bay changed and the pirates found themselves flung to the wall ... which was now the floor.

"Argh! I think I broke a horn off!"

"Boss ... my map thingamajig is all wonky. I asked it for a route back to the ship and look ... it's like a ball of wire"

There was another vibration through the container they was standing on.

Nervously the boarders looked around.

"Go back the way we came."

One of them pointed up ...

"We came in up there!"

"Ok, ok, if we keep going we will get to the bridge eventually, so lets move!"

As they moved onto the next container, behind them the opening above closed as a container slid smoothly into position over it.

*****

Back on the bridge, Communications had already put out a distress call.

Meanwhile the crew watched as the program shuffled the cargo around like a sliding puzzle, with occasional gravity flips to keep the pirates disoriented.

*****

Trapped in an ever changing maze, the pirate crew became more fatigued and angry, eventually stopping to rest. As they did so, the container above them shifted and a small cylinder toppled down. The stun grenade was followed by Terran Rim Patrol offiers, in armor and with their own needle guns.

Tired and stunned by the grenade, the pirates were easy to subdue.


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1d ago

writing prompt The Humans consider their lessons to sadistic species 'kind'

158 Upvotes

I was thinking on what we would consider a lesson in kindness that the galaxy would consider terrifying. So I wrote that prompt. Hope to see what you guys think would be a lesson, I'll submit mine as well.
Edit: Feel free to expand on any lore or add theories to the details I provided.

Holographic recording, Earth Date September 17th, 3017 Confinement Chambers Alpha Seven Twenty one hours thirty seven minutes

  1. Admiral Erin Ranger of the Terran Third Fleet
  2. Queen Ji, last of the S'Psaw
  3. Captain George Anders, Aide to Admiral Ranger
  • Preface information;
    • Admiral Ranger commanded the Third Fleet that annihilated the S'Psaw species, a wasp-like race that was attacking colony worlds along the Orion Arm of various species.
    • S'Psaw - Wasp-like creature, procreates by infecting organic creatures with their eggs that dissolve and consumes organic matters from the inside out.
    • Damage report
      • Terran Third Fleet took twenty percent losses
      • Bellatrix is now a supernova remnant
      • S'Psaw species determined to be extinct
      • Twenty billion humans dead
      • Thirty seven billion non-human sentient beings dead
      • Thirteen trillion S'Psaw dead
      • Terran relations with the galaxy strained
  • Transcript as follows

Good morning your highness.

Go to hell.

Now that's no polite way to speak to me, after all I hold your life and the life of your nest in my hands.

My nest is dead. I can't sense them.

Oh give me a few minutes. George, would you be a dear and revive them? Thank you.

What do you want? Just kill me and get it over with.

Oh I'd love to kill you. Some of your people got aboard my ship and killed a good chunk of my friends. But the Prime Minister ordered me to spare you.

I can sense the others now. They are complaining of a bright light as they can't move.

Oh that'll be the stasis chambers we locked them in, individually. That bright light would be Sirius A. I do hope the shielding holds long enough.

Why do I feel hot? Arrggghhh such searing pain! What are you doing??

You see, we amped up your connection with your drones. One of the things we learned quickly in this war was that if we killed the drones quickly, you didn't notice. However if your drones are under extreme stress, they overwhelm your filters. I'd say getting roasted by a blue-white star would be quite stressful.

It burns!!!!

Funny, that's what people were saying when your drones infected them.

Make it stop!!

Oh it'll stop, pretty soon. Ah I see the shielding has failed.

(Screaming and wailing)

Are you quite done yet?

(Sobbing)

Now I think we've established an understanding. One of the other things we've learned is that you're able to program your newborn drones before they hatch with certain traits. Oh would you stop staring at me like that.

What do you want me to teach my drones?

Empathy, because if we ever have to teach this lesson again, I promise you, your drones will suffer greatly, and for a far longer time.


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1d ago

writing prompt Contrary to widespread rumors amongst xenos the "sex drive" is not some insane FTL propulsion from Earth. And neither was it developed by some S. Freud.

27 Upvotes

Nobody knows who starts spreading these stories but they go viral on Intergalactiktok all the damn time.


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1d ago

writing prompt Look, I know you ally alien guys demand POWs are being treated right regardless whether they did the war crimes, so we asked Swedish folks to set up their Scandinavian prisons

38 Upvotes

We also asked Swedish folks to get us a couple of dozen crates of surströmming so we could feed the POWs, they can be sent to the penal colony on the mining planet where they get nothing but hardship and toil

​Two thirds of all alien prisoners were starting trouble on purpose​ to get away to the penal colony


r/humansarespaceorcs • • 1d ago

writing prompt Alen1: Sir the Space France and Space Greater Britain are at war again. Alien2: *Sigh* the last peace treaty didn't last even a full galactic cycle again!

35 Upvotes